Being short is actually empowering

[twilight]

 

[Seth Walsh]

Greetings, Redditors! So, you've been dealt the "short" card in the poker game of life. Well, I'm here to tell you it's a royal flush! Buckle up, because I'm about to blow your mind with the untold wonders of short life.

First off, you'll never have to worry about airplane legroom again. Ever. Economy class? More like first-class luxury! With all the space we've got, we might as well be stretching out on a beach in the Maldives!

Secondly, we short dudes are immortalized in every group photo, forever front and center. No more peeking through a forest of shoulders and heads. We're the unmissable stars in the Kodak moment.

Also, our bodies are perfectly engineered for longevity. All that stooping and reaching? Consider it a lifetime fitness regimen - no gym subscription required! Plus, we're naturally more nimble, agile, and swift. Short guy in a foot chase? Bet on the short guy.

Let's not forget - we're a godsend to tall people. Can't fit into that compact car? We're your guy. Clothes shopping? Forget the tall section, the world is our runway!

Bottom line: being a short man is not just an attribute, it's a superpower. And fellow short dudes, it's about time we embrace it! Remember, height is just a number, but swagger? That's limitless.

 

[twilight]

another user told him to get his son on HGH

 

[5.5psl]

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another user told him to get his son on HGH

Pls tell that rizzer to put his doctorate in his asshole coz nobody gives a single fuck and tell his son to pop some aromasin pills and save money for his LL .

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Jfl the entire concept of his post is that tall people don't have as much inhibition because they feel dominant, and don't need to develop courage. THATS THE WHOLE POINT NIGGA

THEY DONT NEED IT AND YOU DO

HAHAHAHA

 

[twilight]

Pls tell that rizzer to put his doctorate in his asshole coz nobody gives a single fuck and tell his son to pop some aromasin pills and save money for his LL .

bro i put tall people in their place i have a doctorate

 

[80iq]

being short = nigger

 

[Reformed]

Greetings, Redditors! So, you've been dealt the "short" card in the poker game of life. Well, I'm here to tell you it's a royal flush! Buckle up, because I'm about to blow your mind with the untold wonders of short life.

First off, you'll never have to worry about airplane legroom again. Ever. Economy class? More like first-class luxury! With all the space we've got, we might as well be stretching out on a beach in the Maldives!

Secondly, we short dudes are immortalized in every group photo, forever front and center. No more peeking through a forest of shoulders and heads. We're the unmissable stars in the Kodak moment.

Also, our bodies are perfectly engineered for longevity. All that stooping and reaching? Consider it a lifetime fitness regimen - no gym subscription required! Plus, we're naturally more nimble, agile, and swift. Short guy in a foot chase? Bet on the short guy.

Let's not forget - we're a godsend to tall people. Can't fit into that compact car? We're your guy. Clothes shopping? Forget the tall section, the world is our runway!

Bottom line: being a short man is not just an attribute, it's a superpower. And fellow short dudes, it's about time we embrace it! Remember, height is just a number, but swagger? That's limitless.

 

[blackckatt]

 

[humanoidsub7]

lmao and he's 6'1, not even 6'3.

 

[malicieusss]

This is why I can't go back on reddit anymore.

No animals other than humans would find ways to value constant discomfort and pain.

"It's ok cause I like to suffer it makes me more powerful "

nobody gives a flying fuck about your confidence when you're 5'2 ma dude unfortunately.

 

[Deleted member 30323]

Getting heightmogged is worse than death

 

[PSLdog]

having a condition akin to a disability in this day and age is empowering fr fr

 

[comingtothisJFL]

its truly should be classified as a disability both physical and mentally

 

[ricetard]

wow wish I was 5'2 balding midget so amazing

Greetings, Redditors! So, you've been dealt the "short" card in the poker game of life. Well, I'm here to tell you it's a royal flush! Buckle up, because I'm about to blow your mind with the untold wonders of short life.

First off, you'll never have to worry about airplane legroom again. Ever. Economy class? More like first-class luxury! With all the space we've got, we might as well be stretching out on a beach in the Maldives!

Secondly, we short dudes are immortalized in every group photo, forever front and center. No more peeking through a forest of shoulders and heads. We're the unmissable stars in the Kodak moment.

Also, our bodies are perfectly engineered for longevity. All that stooping and reaching? Consider it a lifetime fitness regimen - no gym subscription required! Plus, we're naturally more nimble, agile, and swift. Short guy in a foot chase? Bet on the short guy.

Let's not forget - we're a godsend to tall people. Can't fit into that compact car? We're your guy. Clothes shopping? Forget the tall section, the world is our runway!

Bottom line: being a short man is not just an attribute, it's a superpower. And fellow short dudes, it's about time we embrace it! Remember, height is just a number, but swagger? That's limitless.

 

[Deleted member 21467]

No it’s not empowering, at all. I get brutally mogged everyday by 6ft chads, even my 13 year old step brother height mogs me at 5’9.

Over for small twinkcels.

 

[klamus]

Humans ability to cope is limitless

 

[PSLdog]

wow wish I was 5'2 balding midget so amazing

I'm living your dream bro

 

[Blond3cel]

He should get money from the goverment because hes legally disabled tbh.

 

[poopoohead]

Who’s the girl on your pfp?

 

[twilight]

Who’s the girl on your pfp?

alice pagani

 

[Squirtoutmabooty]

I’d rather be 5’2 than be 6’2.
Both are truecel heights, but 6’2 is so close to the bare minimum (6’3) that you’ll never get over it

 

[Icon]

Bs cope, ppl will use whatever reason they can find to justify their social anxiety. If it isn't height for tall ppl it will be something else for them like being introvert or w/e bs reason they use. I am short and no problem socializing.

 

[TheBrownOne]

I heard 1 girl told my friend to "Act his own size" when he was being confident on a date