Ben Shapiro destroys mosquito with facts and logic

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Ben Shapiro vs. The Mosquito: A Rap Battle of Facts and Logic​

[Beat drops, the crowd buzzes, literally]

Ben Shapiro (Verse 1):​

Alright, let’s get this straight, I’m coming for ya, insect
You’re out here buzzing ‘round, but now it’s time to disconnect
You think you’re fly, but you’re just a parasite, a leech
I'll crush your so-called "logic" with facts in every speech

First of all, biologically, you’re weak by design
You’re a tiny bloodsucker, let me break it down in rhyme
Your species thrives on others, you’ve got no self-reliance
You're nothing but a pest — it's simple science!

And let’s be real, you're buzzing, it’s pure distraction
You're literally the weakest link in nature’s interaction
The only thing you’re good at is spreading disease
While I’m spreading facts faster than you spread Zika, please!

I’ll out-talk, out-think, and now I out-rhyme
Your whole existence? Yeah, a total waste of time
You think you’re gonna bite? Well, I’ll bite back
With facts, logic, and reason — now that’s a real attack!

[The Mosquito buzzes in, hovering for its shot at revenge]

Mosquito (Verse 1):​

Bzz-bzz, I’m the bug, the OG blood thief
While you talk fast, I feast, giving you grief
You got a suit, and I got wings, so what?
You’re stuck on the ground while I take what you got!

I’ve been around since the dawn of man, call me elite
You’re just the flavor of the month with your facts on repeat
Yeah, I buzz, but that’s just my battle cry
I’ll drain you dry, boy, you can't even fly!

While you're stuck with your speeches and words so tight
I’m out here surviving, taking blood in the night
You call me a pest, but bro, I stay winning
You think facts can stop me? You must be kidding!

[Ben Shapiro adjusts his suit and steps up again, unfazed by the buzz]

Ben Shapiro (Verse 2):​

Alright, cute try, but let’s get into the data
You might fly, but you’re doomed by your own creator
Let’s talk reproduction, your whole swarm’s disposable
Your life span? Short. My arguments? Uncontrollable

Mosquitoes kill more people than sharks in the sea
You’re a flying syringe — dude, the joke’s on thee!
Your bite’s full of venom, but I’m immune to your sting
I got immunity from facts, you’ve got... well, nothing

You’re a pawn in the food chain, that’s plain as day
Meanwhile, I’m out here demolishing debate every day
You suck blood, but I suck the life out of weak claims
You think you’re a predator? Nah, you’re just lame

Your only defense is flying and hiding in the night
But you’re facing Ben Shapiro — I’ll end you with insight
You can’t escape logic, you’re already done
Checkmate, mosquito — I’ve already won!

[The Mosquito, sensing it’s in deep, tries one more time]

Mosquito (Verse 2):​

Bzz-bzz, I ain’t done, I’m still in the air
You can’t touch me, bro, you’re stuck in that chair!
I’ve been on this earth long before your facts came
Evolution’s on my side, you’re just talkin’ game!

You think your logic’s cool, but guess what? I adapt
I’ve survived wars and plagues, how’s that for a fact?
You might squash one of us, but we never quit
There’s a billion more, can you handle it?

You swing your words, but I dodge and dive
I bite where it hurts, that’s how I thrive
Facts and logic can’t save you from this
I’ll get what I came for, then disappear into mist!

[Ben Shapiro sighs, knowing this is the final round]

Ben Shapiro (Verse 3):​

Oh, you adapt? That’s an amusing fallacy
But see, I’ve got reason, logic, and reality
Sure, you’ve been here since the dawn of time
But survival’s not skill, it’s just nature’s crime

You think there’s a billion? Guess what? There’s Raid!
You’re obsolete, dude, I’m coming with the blade
Your only move is biting, but here’s what you lack
A brain to understand the cold truth of fact

You’re a vector of disease, I’m a vector of thought
I debate, I educate — you just rot
I eradicate pests like you, without hesitation
Your whole species? Just collateral in my calculation

So buzz all you want, you’re nothing but noise
While I dismantle arguments, you suck like a toy
Goodbye, mosquito, you’ve lost this fight
I just destroyed you — now go into the night!

[Mosquito fades away into the distance, leaving behind nothing but a faint buzz of defeat]

Ben Shapiro (Outro):​

And that’s how it’s done, facts over fiction
Mosquito’s gone silent, that’s the real benediction
I’ll keep debating, while you’re out here just flyin’
You lost to facts and logic — now there’s no denying!

[Mic drop, and the room falls silent as the buzz fades into oblivion.]

VS

 

[blimp]

What the fuck is this

 

[scrunchables]

Shortest leftist meme be like:

 

[dark.max]

What the fuck

 

[shia.jihadist]

facts over feelings, goy

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

What the fuck is this

I don't know but it's funny as shit for some reason