best alternatives for lube

[Spamorzz]

Hear me out on olive oil, the one you use for cooking. Its easy and cheap to get since its always home, sneaky (I usually keep a good ammount in a glass on the dining table) and easy to remove. Only downside is the smell but it aint that bad.
Id give it an 8/10
Saliva-4/10
Shampoo-2/10
Face cleanser-6/10
Actual lube-hadnt tried it yet, I usually go raw to testosterone farm

 

[Tyler1]

Egg whites 10/10

 

[Sprinkles]

OP wants lube alternatives to handle Tyrone better

 

[PrettyLights]

Hand Sanitizer

 

[Spamorzz]

Hand Sanitizer

7/10 like the spice it adds

 

[Tyler1]

Egg whites 10/10

Thats how I consume egg whites @asdvek

 

[Bryce]

What's next using a plastic bag as a DIY condom

 

[enlightful]

Used semen>>>

 

[Spamorzz]

What's next using a plastic bag as a DIY condom

HELL no condom is absolute incel material just finish inside accuse her of leglock and avoid child support the rest of your life

 

[pope]

Try butter

 

[Spamorzz]

Try butter

Imma give gasoline a shot first. If I dont suffer from spontaneous dick combustion ill try it out afterwards

 

[kenibba]

seed oils

 

[LooksMaxsterAwesome]

Hear me out on olive oil, the one you use for cooking. Its easy and cheap to get since its always home, sneaky (I usually keep a good ammount in a glass on the dining table) and easy to remove. Only downside is the smell but it aint that bad.
Id give it an 8/10
Saliva-4/10
Shampoo-2/10
Face cleanser-6/10
Actual lube-hadnt tried it yet, I usually go raw to testosterone farm

U ONLY NEED LUBE IF UR A FAGGOT WHO LIKES BUTTHOLES EVERY PUSSY IVE EVER FUCKED DID IT ON ITS OWN

 

[Lookologist003]

Hear me out on olive oil

That shit's expensive. Sorry to break it to you, but the cheap stuff is phony, and you're missing out on the flavour of the finest oil on Earth.

 

[Spamorzz]

That shit's expensive. Sorry to break it to you, but the cheap stuff is phony, and you're missing out on the flavour of the finest oil on Earth.

Stick to palm oil then im feeling luxury

 

[superpsycho]

chad doesnt need lube

 

[Joka]

Raw milk