Best birthday of my life tbh

[rockndogs]

Invited my 19 yo aspie virgin ugly gf to my house and after some cuddle and kisses on my bed we escalated and she jerked me off and i masturbated/fingered her.

Fwark i didnt know how soft and tight a pussy was. She was wet af even before i touched her jfl. Her moans and contractions are still on my head.

I couldnt cum at all tho. She was bad af at beating a meat. I had to "finish the job" to cum. First time is legit hard to cum, now i know. Thankfully i could cum a satisfatory amount and she didnt seem to bother having my cum on her thighs.

I was legit tired after the process (like 30-40 minutes. Too much adrenaline). We took a bath then slept together.

We didnt have sex because i didnt have a condom, but next time i will definetely lose my virginity bros.

Incredible how my mood changed in one fucking year because of validation and intimacy with a woman that wants you. I was almost killing myself exactly one year ago jfl. Dont give up bros we gonna make it.

Tl;dr: read that shit cunt

 

[chadpreetcel123]

what PSL rating would u estimate she was

 

[Vitruvian]

why didnt u make her suck ur ding dong. next time grab her hair by the scalp and shove her onto it.

 

[rockndogs]

what PSL rating would u estimate she was

idk. Like 3.5. Maybe 4 w makeup

Definetely a 4-4.5/10

 

[Alt Number 3]

There’s a reason why pussy create wars

 

[BigChinHispanic]

Grats make sure to hit that g spot with a "come hither" motion with 2 fingers

 

[Petsmart]

If I said I didn’t read, I would be lying son.

 

[rockndogs]

There’s a reason why pussy create wars

now i understand bro

If I said I didn’t read, I would be lying son.

 

[Deleted member 3902]

IM PROUD OF YOU SON!
But she could have sucked your dick tbh

 

[Blackout.xl]

Making me depressed. Good on you for succeeding though

 

[auboutduprecipice]

i wouldnt even care if my gf were ugly at this point tbh

 

[Deleted member 3299]

I am glad you had fun brother

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

she jerked me off

I couldnt cum at all tho.

 

[rockndogs]

i wouldnt even care if my gf were ugly at this point tbh

im start to thinking that she is not that ugly tho. My family found her GL, but ofc this doesnt count. She is high E and has some latina heritage. Not perfect but after today im in heaven tbh ngl ded srs tbh

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Thats 100% ascension right there tbh
With a virgin girlfriend that Loves you and ur attracted to
9/10 ascension bcoz no p in V and no bj

 

[rockndogs]

im circumcised and she was basically hurting my dick jfl

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

im circumcised and she was basically hurting my dick jfl

you dont need lube to jerk off circumcised

 

[Deleted member 656]

I'm proud of you buddy boyo

 

[rockndogs]

Making me depressed. Good on you for succeeding though

you gonna make it bro i trust in you. If i was able to do it anyone can ded srs

you dont need lube to jerk off circumcised

she didnt now how to beat my meat.
I didnt cum.
I made her orgasm 3 times.
Im not gay
Cunt

 

[Blackout.xl]

you gonna make it bro i trust in you. If i was able to do it anyone can ded srs


she didnt now how to beat my meat.
I didnt cum.
I made her orgasm 3 times.
Im not gay
Cunt

Thx bro

 

[Petsmart]

@rockndogs has indeed been promoted to the status of High T Slayer congratulations on the promotion, slayer.

 

[Deleted member 1428]

yo op dm me a pic of her. swear on my mothers life i wont save.

 

[rockndogs]

@rockndogs has indeed been promoted to the status of High T Slayer congratulations on the promotion, slayer.

yo op dm me a pic of her. swear on my mothers life i wont save.

idk bro.. I'd pm to someone that i really trust. Only my boy @Gudru saw her tbh ngl

 

[Dogs]

Happy birthday

 

[KEy21]

I'm happy for you boyo, happy birthday

 

[BrettyBoy]

Nothing but bragging.

 

[DoctorPMA]

proud of you buddy boyo broski
pm me pic of ur gf if you trust. Genuinely curious

 

[Soontm]

Only P in V matters everything Else is cope

 

[buflek]

women are always bad at jerking imo. they cant be better than me with 12 years experience

 

[RichardSpencel]

Tales from the birthday boy

 

[Drugs]

Can't relate

 

[Bewusst]

- Reminder that op is Chadlite -

 

[Justttt]

Slayer

 

[rockndogs]

Nothing but bragging.

 

[IWantToMax]

How can you feel aroused with a bad looking girl bruh

 

[rockndogs]

How can you feel aroused with a bad looking girl bruh

its that or nothing jfl. She gives me enough validation to make me feel good and she is not fat

 

[SikKunt]

we gonna make it.

ye all gl fakecels are gonna make it

 

[rockndogs]

ye all gl fakecels are gonna make it

SikKunt
𝓢𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓕𝓪𝓰𝓼
JoinedMay 12, 2019Messages11,663

 

[SikKunt]

rockndogs
yes bro
Joined Dec 24, 2018
Last seen A moment ago · Viewing thread Best birthday of my life tbh
Total time spent online 851:56
Messages7,817Reaction score7,409

 

[Tony]

ye all gl fakecels are gonna make it

tbhjfl

 

[SikKunt]

 

[rockndogs]

tbhjfl

thx doc

 

[Deleted member 1551]

Good job mate.

 

[rockndogs]

she bought me a shirt and chocolate as well ded srs

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Sharing is caring OP

 

[Fr12]

I will be 27 yo in few days and there will be no girl to beat my meat