Best bone to bone smash in order to escape military service?

[Vin Friman]

I need some opinions regarding which bone to break in order to escape service for 10 months. Foot, hand, clavicle? If I can’t get a proper depression diagnosis from the medical officer it’s fucking over, can’t take this shit no mo.

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

Clavicle will hurt like a bitch

 

[Vin Friman]

Clavicle will hurt like a bitch

Then foot? Maybe drop a weight on it? I just don’t want to be dragged to outfield or range

 

[Deleted member 328836]

I need some opinions regarding which bone to break in order to escape service for 10 months. Foot, hand, clavicle? If I can’t get a proper depression diagnosis from the medical officer it’s fucking over, can’t take this shit no mo.

Are you from one of the Post-Soviet countries by chance?

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

Then foot? Maybe drop a weight on it? I just don’t want to be dragged to outfield or range

Yeah I wouldn't break hand, might cause some sort of nerve damage

 

[Vin Friman]

Are you from one of the Post-Soviet countries by chance?

Nah a small island somewhere in SEA

 

[ascendtocl122]

Nose.

Use insurance free nose job too.

 

[NYCjihad]

I need some opinions regarding which bone to break in order to escape service for 10 months. Foot, hand, clavicle? If I can’t get a proper depression diagnosis from the medical officer it’s fucking over, can’t take this shit no mo.

ur balls

 

[Vin Friman]

ur balls

How am I supposed to slay fat ltbs then

 

[NYCjihad]

How am I supposed to slay fat ltbs then

you dont

 

[irrumator praetor]

Breaking limbs is useless cuz it worked back in the day and it was excusable. Nowadays, if their central command or whatever sees an uptick in limbs being broken they can just decide "ok all these guys did it on purpose, send them to jail" just go to jail anyway without breaking your shit. Back then they didn't have big data and it was the officers who came to your house that decided if you breaking a limb is a good excuse or not. Nowadays not only will that be anticipated but they'll track that data and make it illegal anyway lol, as if they don't know what you're doing

 

[irrumator praetor]

Breaking feet or fingers is bullshit because it heals quickly, breaking knees or elbows is bullshit because its high risk and low return on investment as I already said. Being obese might save you but also it shaves years off your life anyway, might as well just serve the jail sentence? Nowadays they can get you on ozempec. Mental illness diagnosis might help you out. If you don't have that, then just serve jail

 

[skynareth]

Nah a small island somewhere in SEA

SON IM CRINE just take the mono guards atp

 

[Vin Friman]

SON IM CRINE just take the mono guards atp

Not in guards but in INF tired of this shit most my friends chilling in admin lol i have to drag ass and rot in outfield

 

[Vin Friman]

SON IM CRINE just take the mono guards atp

idk if ur doing ns rn or not but trust u will know the pain

 

[skynareth]

idk if ur doing ns rn or not but trust u will know the pain

haizz i enlist in april and i hear from seniors my day is both coy mono guards

i wna know tho do u think i can sneak in my rubber masseter trainers

 

[Vvvvv2]

Just eat disgusting shts 1 week before so you get food poisoning

 

[Vin Friman]

haizz i enlist in april and i hear from seniors my day is both coy mono guards

i wna know tho do u think i can sneak in my rubber masseter trainers

shiiii best advice either go cry to the MO first day or hope u get into SCS and go MO from there (highest probability of admin). You can bring ur masseter trainers but ur bunkmates def gonna give u shit for it hahahaha