BEST DEBLOATING METHOD EVER (EVIDENCE BASED)

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To debloat entirely. U need to have patience. On top of that. U need to do 3 VERY IMPORTANT THINGS! 1. Eat banana. 2. Drink enough water but not too much, only drink when u are thirsty 3. 1 cup of coffee. 2 if u want but 1 is enough imo..

MOST IMPORTANT THING: WAIT 3 DAYS STRAIGHT AND KEEP DOING THESE STEPS DAILY FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT. After that u should lose some fat and be debloaed as hell. Like hollow. If u don't look lean after these 3 days. U are just fat af and should cut more weight. Here u go. Easiest 1 PSL ascension for most people
 
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BOTB !!!!
 
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Eat 1 banana and drink 1 cup of coffee for 3 days straight every day
 
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Bzz said:
To debloat entirely. U need to have patience. On top of that. U need to do 3 VERY IMPORTANT THINGS! 1. Eat banana. 2. Drink enough water but not too much, only drink when u are thirsty 3. 1 cup of coffee. 2 if u want but 1 is enough imo..

MOST IMPORTANT THING: WAIT 3 DAUS STRAIGHT AND KEEP DOING THESE STEPS DAILY FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT. After that u should lose some fat and be debloaed as hell. Like hollow. If u don't look lean after these 3 days. U are just fat af and should cut more weight. Here u go. Easiest 1 PSL ascension for most people
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how many bananas should you eat im currently eating 3 a day
 
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nathan said:
how many bananas should you eat im currently eating 3 a day
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1 is enough. If u can't handle starving urself. Too much
U can. Use 3. But not more than 5. Otherwise it won't work in 3 days but take longer
 
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get some implant for your lower third + a good rhino and you will be chad
why you cope with muh bloat
 
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Rivers of Nihil said:
get some implant for your lower third + a good rhino and you will be chad
why you cope with muh bloat
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no one wants to pay for surgeries

also not natural
 
nigga u should be the last to give debloat advice, ur bloated since birth it seems jfl
 
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Rivers of Nihil said:
get some implant for your lower third + a good rhino and you will be chad
why you cope with muh bloat
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Should I try fillers first. Cuz I just wanna try it out. If it fucks my. Harmony I'll just wait a year. To dissolve. An implant is permanent
 
Bzz said:
Should I try fillers first. Cuz I just wanna try it out. If it fucks my. Harmony I'll just wait a year. To dissolve. An implant is permanent
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you do you
 
atlantean said:
nigga u should be the last to give debloat advice, ur bloated since birth it seems jfl
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Yeah but last time. I tried this method I got rated htn by most people. And I rarely try this method. As I need to maintain muscle mass and need lots of. Protein food. Which has sodium most of the time. I also take supplements that bloat me
But I'll try it soon enough. It works.
 
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nigga u should be the last to give debloat advice, ur bloated since birth it seems jfl
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Lmao as soon as I saw this guys user, I knew to leave this thread
 
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Bzz said:
Yeah but last time. I tried this method I got rated htn by most people. And I rarely try this method. As I need to maintain muscle mass and need lots of. Protein food. Which has sodium most of the time. I also take supplements that bloat me
But I'll try it soon enough. It works.
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ur not gonna lose muscle mass from eating a banana and drinking coffee jfl, only real debloat method is furosemide everything else is a meme
 
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Lmao as soon as I saw this guys user, I knew to leave this thread
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You'll be surprised how. Effective this. Method is. It might even work after 1.5 days. It depends on how bloated u are to begin with. If u are very bloated then 3 days is waiting time other wise shorter
 
Funky is not only ugly, but he is also retarded. Nice.
 
atlantean said:
ur not gonna lose muscle mass from eating a banana and drinking coffee jfl, only real debloat method is furosemide everything else is a meme
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That shit is hard to get. Which source do u get it from to ship to Europe?
 
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Try it brah
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my brother, it's just bones, I had hollow cheeks at unholy bf% levels, if ur already at like sub 15 and u dont see anything I have bad news for u
 
It takes more than 3 days. It will take one month at least because water retention, carbohydrates, especially simple carbs such as sugar, are metabolized into glycogen in the body, which holds onto water. So when you don't consume as much sugar as before the body is forced to use the glycogen stores that it has, that makes you lose water weight and in turn make you look less puffy.

The body needs get used to it.
 
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Dont talk about deblout with your egg ass head
 
Bzz said:
Nigga how do I see u always under my posts. Do u follow me or is it coincidence?
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You post soo much.. and I like to troll u.
 
are u talking about eating just 1 banana a day and nothing else? and how much would it hurt the process to additionally eat a few eggs a day bc i dont wanna lose all my muscles (only eggs, no other carbs etc.). also your test production would not drop to unholy levels if you consume some healthy fats through the eggs
 
Dnr Shit starvemax thread will not do
 
You forgot to mention to walk 10 km a day minimum
 
RealFunkyFlamingo said:
To debloat entirely. U need to have patience. On top of that. U need to do 3 VERY IMPORTANT THINGS! 1. Eat banana. 2. Drink enough water but not too much, only drink when u are thirsty 3. 1 cup of coffee. 2 if u want but 1 is enough imo..

MOST IMPORTANT THING: WAIT 3 DAYS STRAIGHT AND KEEP DOING THESE STEPS DAILY FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT. After that u should lose some fat and be debloaed as hell. Like hollow. If u don't look lean after these 3 days. U are just fat af and should cut more weight. Here u go. Easiest 1 PSL ascension for most people
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Bro what do you eat in a day to stay lean and don't gain weight?

I want to start leanmaxxing asap
 
Just starve yourself bro
Who could have thought
 
RealFunkyFlamingo said:
To debloat entirely. U need to have patience. On top of that. U need to do 3 VERY IMPORTANT THINGS! 1. Eat banana. 2. Drink enough water but not too much, only drink when u are thirsty 3. 1 cup of coffee. 2 if u want but 1 is enough imo..

MOST IMPORTANT THING: WAIT 3 DAYS STRAIGHT AND KEEP DOING THESE STEPS DAILY FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT. After that u should lose some fat and be debloaed as hell. Like hollow. If u don't look lean after these 3 days. U are just fat af and should cut more weight. Here u go. Easiest 1 PSL ascension for most people
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