Best fucking blowjob of my life

[User28823]

It was a Friday night, and we had just lost a game of high school American football; I was furious because my dwarf 6'1 friend had missed the game-winning point. His girlfriend was watching, so I began manifesting her mewing on my 9-inch cock (over if you're average, girls want emotions.)

So, while we were chilling in the locker room, it was just me with my airpods in, listening to Blackpill curse, I had just taken a shower and was in my white towel, and out of the corner of my eye, I see a sexy slim thick stacy-lite and realise it's my friends girl, she gives me a look, and I know. exactly where this was going.

After seeing my wide shirtless 51' inch frame and shoulders, she dropped to her knees. My towel slipped off and my dick slapped her across the face; as she began to suck it, I heard the footsteps of my manlet jeffery friend approaching us. When his girlfriend tried to get up, I grabbed her head and pushed my cock inches down her throat.

"WTF THAT'S MY GIRL BRO!!" WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABE?" That's what he says after catching us.
*thud* I hit him in the fucking face once, and he fell to the floor.Now The game is over. His girlfriend began laughing and calling him pathetic, and she continued to devour my monster.
if ur not 6,5 or above it is truly over. Whilst i looked in the mirror and began my mewing/jelqing streak. i realised just how fortune i am for this life.

i finished on my friends unconcious body and put my airpods back in and played
"Francisco Lachowski | Poker Face"
"What an eventful friday." i said as i took stacy back with me to my car to fuck the shit out her virgin pussy (JFL he dated her for weeks and still hasnt gotten to fuck her, easy for me unless ur shortcel *6'1 or below*)

 

[FaceandBBC]

 

[lastredeemer]

 

[Stooge]

 

[ethnic subhuman]

 

[PrettyLights]

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Is this about to become a new .org gimmick ? Just spamming this same pic of a norwooding lion. WE CANT BE THIS BORED GUYS COME ON

 

[acm]

unrelated but the way u spoiled squid game was so tuff

it gave me the idea to spoil it for normies who I hate

 

[PrettyLights]

It’s over

 

[alurmo]

Is this about to become a new .org gimmick ? Just spamming this same pic of a norwooding lion. WE CANT BE THIS BORED GUYS COME ON

 

[enlightful]

Caging at this PhD-level larping

 

[Epochs]

Tales from the shelter

 

[esoterik]

ngl, even tho this is a joke, the larp threads on the site are starting to sound more and more retarded like this, and its from users who joined last month with 3k posts, like yeah bro, im sure you fucked stacy on a boat out in paris

 

[Random_Person561]

 

[manletfuel]

Wirete

It was a Friday night, and we had just lost a game of high school American football; I was furious because my dwarf 6'1 friend had missed the game-winning point. His girlfriend was watching, so I began manifesting her mewing on my 9-inch cock (over if you're average, girls want emotions.)

So, while we were chilling in the locker room, it was just me with my airpods in, listening to Blackpill curse, I had just taken a shower and was in my white towel, and out of the corner of my eye, I see a sexy slim thick stacy-lite and realise it's my friends girl, she gives me a look, and I know. exactly where this was going.

After seeing my wide shirtless 51' inch frame and shoulders, she dropped to her knees. My towel slipped off and my dick slapped her across the face; as she began to suck it, I heard the footsteps of my manlet jeffery friend approaching us. When his girlfriend tried to get up, I grabbed her head and pushed my cock inches down her throat.

"WTF THAT'S MY GIRL BRO!!" WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABE?" That's what he says after catching us.
*thud* I hit him in the fucking face once, and he fell to the floor.Now The game is over. His girlfriend began laughing and calling him pathetic, and she continued to devour my monster.
if ur not 6,5 or above it is truly over. Whilst i looked in the mirror and began my mewing/jelqing streak. i realised just how fortune i am for this life.

i finished on my friends unconcious body and put my airpods back in and played
"Francisco Lachowski | Poker Face"
"What an eventful friday." i said as i took stacy back with me to my car to fuck the shit out her virgin pussy (JFL he dated her for weeks and still hasnt gotten to fuck her, easy for me unless ur shortcel *6'1 or below*)

Straight from the slums of Mumbai

 

[powerliftercoco]

It was a Friday night

I only read that much

Already know it’s fake

Kys

 

[User28823]

I only read that much

Already know it’s fake

Kys

 

[asdvek]

Nigga has a master's degree in larping

 

[asdvek]

Is this about to become a new .org gimmick ? Just spamming this same pic of a norwooding lion. WE CANT BE THIS BORED GUYS COME ON

Nigga fym a norwooding lion even lions are catching strays for their hairline

 

[EmperorVon]

Bro post your porn fantasies on Reddit not here

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Beautiful larp

 

[User28823]

Nigga has a master's degree in larping

Bro post your porn fantasies on Reddit not here

Beautiful larp

nothing to larp about.

 

[whitebitchslayer]

Damn I was hoping you were giving the blowjob

 

[Zeekie]

Caging at this PhD-level larping

this gotta be a case study

 

[whitebitchslayer]

nothing to larp about.

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This is gold

 

[asdvek]

nothing to larp about.

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Is this real

 

[User28823]

Is this real

u mirin my setup brah ?

 

[asdvek]

u mirin my setup brah ?

How does that pocket pussy thing feel?

 

[User28823]

How does that pocket pussy thing feel?

Well my first time ever using it was very intense. I lubed up and went to the bathroom and then i went to work on it, I maybe had it in for 10 seconds and I had the most intense orgasm that I had pissed instead. Hindsight I should have went to the restroom beforehand but yes this was my first orgasm that intense. My eyes went blurry, I was profusely sweating, I had ringing in my ear, nauseous for a minute only, and then i had an extreme thirst once I realized I should sit before potentially passing out. That's my story I have to admit it's a little sad i experienced all of this with a pocket pussy rather than a real girl. However I'm really concerned i'll potentially pee inside of a girl or even pass out when it's time for the real thing. Because when I peed during the orgasm it kind of took me by surprise.

 

[Methylphenidate]

nothing to larp about.

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No. Fucking. Way.

Thought you were a gymcelled moneymogger.

@2025cel @LTNUser

 

[User28823]

No. Fucking. Way.

Thought you were a gymcelled moneymogger.

@2025cel @LTNUser

its true, im a 5'3 fat indian with no money to my name

i rly did larp this entire time

 

[xzx_]

Written from the depths of kolkata

 

[Spamorzz]

It was a Friday night, and we had just lost a game of high school American football; I was furious because my dwarf 6'1 friend had missed the game-winning point. His girlfriend was watching, so I began manifesting her mewing on my 9-inch cock (over if you're average, girls want emotions.)

So, while we were chilling in the locker room, it was just me with my airpods in, listening to Blackpill curse, I had just taken a shower and was in my white towel, and out of the corner of my eye, I see a sexy slim thick stacy-lite and realise it's my friends girl, she gives me a look, and I know. exactly where this was going.

After seeing my wide shirtless 51' inch frame and shoulders, she dropped to her knees. My towel slipped off and my dick slapped her across the face; as she began to suck it, I heard the footsteps of my manlet jeffery friend approaching us. When his girlfriend tried to get up, I grabbed her head and pushed my cock inches down her throat.

"WTF THAT'S MY GIRL BRO!!" WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABE?" That's what he says after catching us.
*thud* I hit him in the fucking face once, and he fell to the floor.Now The game is over. His girlfriend began laughing and calling him pathetic, and she continued to devour my monster.
if ur not 6,5 or above it is truly over. Whilst i looked in the mirror and began my mewing/jelqing streak. i realised just how fortune i am for this life.

i finished on my friends unconcious body and put my airpods back in and played
"Francisco Lachowski | Poker Face"
"What an eventful friday." i said as i took stacy back with me to my car to fuck the shit out her virgin pussy (JFL he dated her for weeks and still hasnt gotten to fuck her, easy for me unless ur shortcel *6'1 or below*)

 

[User28823]

 

[Spamorzz]

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Fuck you doing with my private pictures