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My reply to @PEENO08 's thread
(listen to this while reading for vibes)
My method of torture for gooks
First off you're gonna go and adopt a newborn gook baby and start raising it as your own kid. You're going to act as a loving father figure for the first 5 years of his life and then one night you're gonna come home and beat the shit out of him. You are gonna break his arms and legs and you are gonna knock him unconscious with a baseball bat, preferably punching him in his little reccesed gookoid maxilla. You are gonna drug him for the rest of his life and inject adrenaline and steroids into him so that he would grow up to hate you and try to get revenge. You are gonna train him for 15 years and then you are gonna challenge him to a duel but first you're gonna tell him to follow you into the city. You are going to bring every gook from your town into the town square.
After that you will place a random white homeless hobo and a recessed surgerymaxxed ltb noodlewhore at a platform and yell into a megaphone and tell all the gooks in the vicinity that they must fight to the death and the winner will get cucked by the mayocel hobo. Your "son" will take part in this challenge because his hatred towards you is so immense.
You are going to give every gook Chopsticks as their weapon for battle.
The battle now commences.
You look at your "son" and see his raging mongoloid skull bashing others gooks heads in.
There are now 10 gooks left along with your "son" they are all tired so you once again remind them of the trophy they will receive after the battle.
The 10 gooks keep fighting and you look at all the other gooks lying dead on the floor with chopsticks in their keyhole eyes and can't help but laugh to yourself.
(You and your hb's watching this all take place)
Your "son" finally killed the last 8 gooks, and you are starting to be afraid because once he kills the last gook he will go after you and then get cucked by the hobo mayocel.
You are scared so you take out your .50 caliber armor piercing sniper and shoot him in the head.
To your surprise he still keeps running like a chicken without his head. His torso acts on his own and stabs the last gook with his chopsticks finally ending him.
As your "son's" body falls to the ground you perform extraterrestrial procedures you learned while you were in China cucking gooks, to revive him and to torture him a bit more.
You sew his head together and start peeling his skin off. He starts screaming so you put him in a rear naked choke and start biting his ears off.
You whip out an adrenaline syringe and inject it into him so that he wouldn't die from shock. At this moment the gookoid ltb and the homeless mayocel start fucking and you position your "son" in a way that he would see all of the action that is going on, additionally you staple his monolid eyelids open so that it would be physically impossible for him to look away.
After you have peeled 50% of his skin off you take sulfuric acid and start pouring it on his alien body.
After this he dies from shock.
@Maxillular @PEENO08 @ltnbrownacnecel @Mogwarts_Dropout @BeanCelll
(for legal reasons this is just a joke)
(listen to this while reading for vibes)
My method of torture for gooks
First off you're gonna go and adopt a newborn gook baby and start raising it as your own kid. You're going to act as a loving father figure for the first 5 years of his life and then one night you're gonna come home and beat the shit out of him. You are gonna break his arms and legs and you are gonna knock him unconscious with a baseball bat, preferably punching him in his little reccesed gookoid maxilla. You are gonna drug him for the rest of his life and inject adrenaline and steroids into him so that he would grow up to hate you and try to get revenge. You are gonna train him for 15 years and then you are gonna challenge him to a duel but first you're gonna tell him to follow you into the city. You are going to bring every gook from your town into the town square.
After that you will place a random white homeless hobo and a recessed surgerymaxxed ltb noodlewhore at a platform and yell into a megaphone and tell all the gooks in the vicinity that they must fight to the death and the winner will get cucked by the mayocel hobo. Your "son" will take part in this challenge because his hatred towards you is so immense.
You are going to give every gook Chopsticks as their weapon for battle.
The battle now commences.
You look at your "son" and see his raging mongoloid skull bashing others gooks heads in.
There are now 10 gooks left along with your "son" they are all tired so you once again remind them of the trophy they will receive after the battle.
The 10 gooks keep fighting and you look at all the other gooks lying dead on the floor with chopsticks in their keyhole eyes and can't help but laugh to yourself.
(You and your hb's watching this all take place)
Your "son" finally killed the last 8 gooks, and you are starting to be afraid because once he kills the last gook he will go after you and then get cucked by the hobo mayocel.
You are scared so you take out your .50 caliber armor piercing sniper and shoot him in the head.
To your surprise he still keeps running like a chicken without his head. His torso acts on his own and stabs the last gook with his chopsticks finally ending him.
As your "son's" body falls to the ground you perform extraterrestrial procedures you learned while you were in China cucking gooks, to revive him and to torture him a bit more.
You sew his head together and start peeling his skin off. He starts screaming so you put him in a rear naked choke and start biting his ears off.
You whip out an adrenaline syringe and inject it into him so that he wouldn't die from shock. At this moment the gookoid ltb and the homeless mayocel start fucking and you position your "son" in a way that he would see all of the action that is going on, additionally you staple his monolid eyelids open so that it would be physically impossible for him to look away.
After you have peeled 50% of his skin off you take sulfuric acid and start pouring it on his alien body.
After this he dies from shock.
@Maxillular @PEENO08 @ltnbrownacnecel @Mogwarts_Dropout @BeanCelll
(for legal reasons this is just a joke)
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