Best Method to Approximate Females’ Body Counts

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How to Estimate Women’s Body Counts



* Put Your Calculator in Radians Mode. *

BodyCount = s(d+10tanh(d)^2)

s = her sluttiness on a scale of 0 to 10


( 5 is the sluttiness value of a typical modern woman )

d = number of decades she’s lived beyond age 14

* If BodyCount’s result is negative, consider the body count as zero. *



The formula above is the best of the best. By making use of hyperbolic tangent (an S-curve-like trig function), graphs of body count by age are S-shaped, which is accurate to reality.



Results From The Forumula

  • Teen’s 1st Sexual Relationship (15 years of age and 5/10 sluttiness) : 0.997 bodies
  • Average University 1st-Year (18 years of age and 5/10 sluttiness) : 9.22 bodies
  • Typical Club Thot (21 years of age and 10/10 sluttiness) : 43.53 bodies
  • Average Modern Woman (25 years of age and 5/10 sluttiness) : 37.54 bodies
  • Roasted Whore (35 years of age and 7.5/10 sluttiness) : 86.38 bodies
  • Post-Wall SemiConservative (40 years of age and 2.5/10 sluttiness) : 30.95 bodies
  • Trad-Con Elder (70 years of age and 1/10 sluttiness) : 15.6 bodies
  • Slutmaxed Granny (70 years of age and 10/10 sluttiness) : 156.99 bodies

The results are realistic IMO.



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* If BodyCount’s result is negative, consider the body count as zero. *

ATTENTION Consider body count zero if d is negative.
 

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