Best self defence weapons (UK so no guns)

[Saint Casanova]

I’m thinking either a baseball bat or a machete.

 

[Menalookingcurry]

Pepper spray.

 

[slavicpsycho]

Kick them in the nuts

 

[FaceandBBC]

You guys can't own firearms

 

[NZb6Air]

flashlight, stoning hammer, cutter, pepper spray

 

[Saint Casanova]

Pepper spray.

Illegal to have that too

 

[Saint Casanova]

flashlight, stoning hammer, cutter, pepper spray

What would I do with a flashlight ?

Can’t have pepper spray.

Stoning hammer sounds good. Maybe an axe as well ?

 

[NZb6Air]

What would I do with a flashlight ?

Can’t have pepper spray.

Stoning hammer sounds good. Maybe an axe as well ?

high lumen flashlight is instant win, lol it's blinding hard

axe is too obvious

stoning hammer is the most damage but annoying to carry

cutter is clean, easy to larp

 

[StarvedEpi]

personally I like to ride around the streets of London with a calvary sabre on a moped

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Just throw British food at them that's deadly enough

 

[randomChad]

sharpen ur jaw with gua sha stone till you can cut with it

 

[Saint Casanova]

high lumen flashlight is instant win, lol it's blinding hard

axe is too obvious

stoning hammer is the most damage but annoying to carry

cutter is clean, easy to larp

But you’d have to get pretty close to them with a flashlight. That’s why I think an axe or a bat is the best bet. You can also put nails on the bat negan style.

I’m talking about home defence weapons mainly. There’s too many crazies in my area nowadays and and a recent string of robberies.

 

[NZb6Air]

But you’d have to get pretty close to them with a flashlight. T

no, you dont know how strong it is, it's litereally the best shit u can have

I’m talking about home defence weapons mainly.

ah then ye u can go with axe spear crossbow etc lol

 

[User28823]

bucket of acid

 

[ItsOver999]

They can just grab the bat retard.

 

[Saint Casanova]

no, you dont know how strong it is, it's litereally the best shit u can have


ah then ye u can go with axe spear crossbow etc lol

I think a crossbow is a good one too and it’s legal, but if you miss, you’re pretty much done. You can threaten them with it though.

 

[Saint Casanova]

They can just grab the bat retard.

You’d put a towel or something slippery over it or nails

 

[grungymallard97]

I’m thinking either a baseball bat or a machete.

I know many people who are criminals or gang members. Normally they carry a ZK, Knuckledusters or the gypsy favourite a catty

 

[Saint Casanova]

I know many people who are criminals or gang members. Normally they carry a ZK, Knuckledusters or the gypsy favourite a catty

They are gang members though jfl. Not legal to have them.

You don’t want to get arrested if you use something for self defence. That’s why only tools work

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

They can just grab the bat retard.

Try to catch a bat moving at 10mph+ aiming for your cranium

 

[grungymallard97]

They are gang members though jfl. Not legal to have them.

You don’t want to get arrested if you use something for self defence. That’s why only tools work

Did u mean on the street or in ur house? because carrying a Chete is illegal to even own in the UK. Catty is illegal and ZK but u can probs get away with Catty or knuckledusters as they’re small

 

[grungymallard97]

They are gang members though jfl. Not legal to have them.

You don’t want to get arrested if you use something for self defence. That’s why only tools work

Pepper spray and a hammer also work well

 

[Saint Casanova]

Did u mean on the street or in ur house? because carrying a Chete is illegal to even own in the UK. Catty is illegal and ZK but u can probs get away with Catty or knuckledusters as they’re small

I think you can own a chete if it’s a legit one, so not specifically designed as a weapon.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Pepper spray and a hammer also work well

Can’t have pepper spray as well jfl

 

[grungymallard97]

Can’t have pepper spray as well jfl

Oh wow UK laws are shit

 

[grungymallard97]

I think you can own a chete if it’s a legit one, so not specifically designed as a weapon.

Maybe but if I were u just get hardware weapons like a hammer or bat ( with a sock) or u could grab a sock and put Pool Balls into it like they do in prison

 

[mug]

British food…

Boris Johnson…

New Top Gear

Prince Williams Hairline

Margaret Thatchers corpse

Brexit Cloud

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I’m thinking either a baseball bat or a machete.

Machetes are good but I'd opt for something that's good for stabbing as well. A Scottish dirk maybe.

 

[rand anon]

joorope joorope joorope

 

[jattlife]

crossbow

 

[isis_Bleach]

I’m thinking either a baseball bat or a machete.

gun

 

[isis_Bleach]

Illegal to have that too

rules invented by fags

 

[ItsOver999]

Try to catch a bat moving at 10mph+ aiming for your cranium

They have no choice but to do that since they have to block it or get hit in the head

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

They have no choice but to do that since they have to block it or get hit in the head

The point is that they aren't catching the bat It's either CTE/Death or a broken arm or fingers

 

[whiteislandpill]

Running shoes

 

[Shahnameh]

A bike Lock

 

[VHD]

knife is better than machete