This guide will be most useful towards a resident of the UK, because its from the perspective of one.
Although, due to online shopping, most of these products will be available worldwide.
I put the amazon price for each product, but honestly, don't buy skincare off of amazon. There are lots of curry niggers trying to make a quick buck by selling retarded teenage girls fake skincare on there. Buy from sites like yesstyle and stylevana.
Anyway, onto the guide.
Each product will have three ideal options.
CLEANSER:
The ideal cleanser is water based primarily (meaning the majority of the product consists of water.)
Oil cleansers are ass in my opinion and if you use them, you should be skinned and dunked in a big tub of hydrochloric acid then scrubbed with rock salt.
Glycerin is also a plus.
'Acne control' cleansers containing ingredients like salicylic acid and benzoyl peroxide are a scam in my opinion and are a waste of money and time. They actually worsened my skin and damaged my skin barrier.
BUDGET OPTION:
Aveeno oat cleanser (£6.00 . Available on Amazon and UK shops.)
Solid cleanser for the price.
An abundance of glycerin.
Less stripping than water!
A staple for me.
Won't change it for a while.
NATURAL OPTION:
Water (free)
JUST KIDDING NIGGERS
HOW LOW IQ CAN YOU BE
WATER IS NOT ANTI BACTERIAL UNLESS ITS BLAZING HOT WHICH WILL RAPE YOUR SKIN BARRIER
COLD WATER WONT KILL ANY BACTERIA WHATSOEVER
ACTUAL NATURAL OPTION:
Honey (price dependent on quality)
Honey is both antibacterial and antimicrobial and has a host of other benefits. Like the aveeno oat cleanser, it doesn't leave your skin feeling stripped whatsoever.
I used to use it. The reason I no longer do is because its simply just not as antibacterial as a chemical cleanser. Also, it's composed of about 80% sugar and, if not washed off correctly, that will make your skin the ideal breeding ground for bacteria.
BOTB OPTION:
Untoxicated cleanser (£20.00. Available on Amazon)
Contains ceramides, which helps your skin barrier hold water.
Only ten ingredients.
Hyaluronic acid in the form of sodium hyaluronate (the best form of HA)
This is simply as good as a cleanser can get.
FACIAL MOISTURISER:
In my opinion, facial moisturisers with a thinner texture are preferable. They absorb more easily as the molecules are smaller, and will also be less pore-clogging for the same reason.
BUDGET OPTION:
Vaseline (you know the price come on)
I can read your mind.
"Vaseline is for lips right?"
Not just lips.
Try it with your vaseline right now. Wet your face and apply a THIN layer of vaseline over the top. It will form a barrier and that liquid will take a much longer time to evaporate than it would have otherwise.
Although, it leaves a greasy look. I don't recommend. Finding a cheap moisturiser that is actually good is immensely difficult. You're better off without if you can't afford a good one.
NATURAL OPTION:
Beef tallow (price depends on quality)
NIGGA ARE YOU RETARDED!!!
Just kidding. This is an easy mistake to make. I have fallen for santa cruz medicinals' grifting before.
Beef tallow has a high fatty acid content, which means it will give you acne if you're prone.
The actual ideal option is...
100% Squalene (£9.90 from the ordinary. I think its on Amazon not sure though.)
This is the ONLY VALID NATURAL MOISTURISER except maybe jojoba oil.
Sebum consists of many things. One of them being squalene.
Putting this on your face is legitimately like turning a toggle up and down on a video game in order to choose how moisturised your face is.
You can't get more rudimentary than this.
They extract this from olives. Olive oil is immensely pore clogging but squalene could not be further from that.
This is the shit.
Honestly, as good if not better than the best option.
BOTB OPTION:
PURITO B5 MOISTURISER (£16 on amazon)
I CANNOT GLAZE THIS SHIT ENOUGH HOLY FUCK OH MY FUCKING GOD.
B5 is such an underrated ingredient in skincare. It helps regulate sebum production, so it will help both oily and dry skin types.
It also contains centella, a goated ingredient for healing a damaged skin barrier (which is surprisingly often the culprit for poor skin), squalene (niggas know), and niacinamide, a very good brightener.
Lots of good shit and literally zero unnecessary ingredients to lower the production costs like in Western skincare. I feel lucky to have found this.
Praise South Korea!
SUNSCREEN:
If I hear the phrase 'soyscreen' once in the replies I'm going to rape a little boy.
Sunscreen is essential for anti-aging, and doesn't inhibit vitamin D absorption as long as you only wear it on your face.
Mineral sunscreens mog chemical sunscreens health wise, but aesthetically are a lot worse.
Zinc oxide and titanium dioxide are mineral UV filters, but titanium dioxide leaves a brutal white cast so nobody uses it.
There are literally no good budget sunscreens. If you're poor then get a job.
NATURAL OPTION:
Santa Cruz Beef tallow sunscreen:
I know that in the past I have made certain statements about both beef tallow and Santa Cruz Medicinals, but this is the most optimal natural sunscreen.
The only other one I can think of is coconut oil, which is insanely pore clogging and only has an spf of 7.
This has its flaws. If you want optimum protection, you'll need to use an amount that gives you a crazy white cast. Everything's a choice.
BOTB OPTION:
Skin1004 madargascan centella sunscreen.
(Honestly have no recollection of where I bought this from.)
The ingredients mog. Simple as. White cast is minimal. No alcohols or anything Jewish. Simply a mogger sunscreen. Pretty cheap if I remember correctly too.
Thanks for reading niggas bye.
Although, due to online shopping, most of these products will be available worldwide.
I put the amazon price for each product, but honestly, don't buy skincare off of amazon. There are lots of curry niggers trying to make a quick buck by selling retarded teenage girls fake skincare on there. Buy from sites like yesstyle and stylevana.
Anyway, onto the guide.
Each product will have three ideal options.
- A budget option
- A natural, non Jewish option which won't disrupt your endocrine system
- And the ideal option, irrelevant of price or 'Jewish ingredients'
CLEANSER:
The ideal cleanser is water based primarily (meaning the majority of the product consists of water.)
Oil cleansers are ass in my opinion and if you use them, you should be skinned and dunked in a big tub of hydrochloric acid then scrubbed with rock salt.
Glycerin is also a plus.
'Acne control' cleansers containing ingredients like salicylic acid and benzoyl peroxide are a scam in my opinion and are a waste of money and time. They actually worsened my skin and damaged my skin barrier.
BUDGET OPTION:
Aveeno oat cleanser (£6.00 . Available on Amazon and UK shops.)
Solid cleanser for the price.
An abundance of glycerin.
Less stripping than water!
A staple for me.
Won't change it for a while.
NATURAL OPTION:
Water (free)
JUST KIDDING NIGGERS
HOW LOW IQ CAN YOU BE
WATER IS NOT ANTI BACTERIAL UNLESS ITS BLAZING HOT WHICH WILL RAPE YOUR SKIN BARRIER
COLD WATER WONT KILL ANY BACTERIA WHATSOEVER
ACTUAL NATURAL OPTION:
Honey (price dependent on quality)
Honey is both antibacterial and antimicrobial and has a host of other benefits. Like the aveeno oat cleanser, it doesn't leave your skin feeling stripped whatsoever.
I used to use it. The reason I no longer do is because its simply just not as antibacterial as a chemical cleanser. Also, it's composed of about 80% sugar and, if not washed off correctly, that will make your skin the ideal breeding ground for bacteria.
BOTB OPTION:
Untoxicated cleanser (£20.00. Available on Amazon)
Contains ceramides, which helps your skin barrier hold water.
Only ten ingredients.
Hyaluronic acid in the form of sodium hyaluronate (the best form of HA)
This is simply as good as a cleanser can get.
FACIAL MOISTURISER:
In my opinion, facial moisturisers with a thinner texture are preferable. They absorb more easily as the molecules are smaller, and will also be less pore-clogging for the same reason.
BUDGET OPTION:
Vaseline (you know the price come on)
I can read your mind.
"Vaseline is for lips right?"
Not just lips.
Try it with your vaseline right now. Wet your face and apply a THIN layer of vaseline over the top. It will form a barrier and that liquid will take a much longer time to evaporate than it would have otherwise.
Although, it leaves a greasy look. I don't recommend. Finding a cheap moisturiser that is actually good is immensely difficult. You're better off without if you can't afford a good one.
NATURAL OPTION:
Beef tallow (price depends on quality)
NIGGA ARE YOU RETARDED!!!
Just kidding. This is an easy mistake to make. I have fallen for santa cruz medicinals' grifting before.
Beef tallow has a high fatty acid content, which means it will give you acne if you're prone.
The actual ideal option is...
100% Squalene (£9.90 from the ordinary. I think its on Amazon not sure though.)
This is the ONLY VALID NATURAL MOISTURISER except maybe jojoba oil.
Sebum consists of many things. One of them being squalene.
Putting this on your face is legitimately like turning a toggle up and down on a video game in order to choose how moisturised your face is.
You can't get more rudimentary than this.
They extract this from olives. Olive oil is immensely pore clogging but squalene could not be further from that.
This is the shit.
Honestly, as good if not better than the best option.
BOTB OPTION:
PURITO B5 MOISTURISER (£16 on amazon)
I CANNOT GLAZE THIS SHIT ENOUGH HOLY FUCK OH MY FUCKING GOD.
B5 is such an underrated ingredient in skincare. It helps regulate sebum production, so it will help both oily and dry skin types.
It also contains centella, a goated ingredient for healing a damaged skin barrier (which is surprisingly often the culprit for poor skin), squalene (niggas know), and niacinamide, a very good brightener.
Lots of good shit and literally zero unnecessary ingredients to lower the production costs like in Western skincare. I feel lucky to have found this.
Praise South Korea!
SUNSCREEN:
If I hear the phrase 'soyscreen' once in the replies I'm going to rape a little boy.
Sunscreen is essential for anti-aging, and doesn't inhibit vitamin D absorption as long as you only wear it on your face.
Mineral sunscreens mog chemical sunscreens health wise, but aesthetically are a lot worse.
Zinc oxide and titanium dioxide are mineral UV filters, but titanium dioxide leaves a brutal white cast so nobody uses it.
There are literally no good budget sunscreens. If you're poor then get a job.
NATURAL OPTION:
Santa Cruz Beef tallow sunscreen:
I know that in the past I have made certain statements about both beef tallow and Santa Cruz Medicinals, but this is the most optimal natural sunscreen.
The only other one I can think of is coconut oil, which is insanely pore clogging and only has an spf of 7.
This has its flaws. If you want optimum protection, you'll need to use an amount that gives you a crazy white cast. Everything's a choice.
BOTB OPTION:
Skin1004 madargascan centella sunscreen.
(Honestly have no recollection of where I bought this from.)
The ingredients mog. Simple as. White cast is minimal. No alcohols or anything Jewish. Simply a mogger sunscreen. Pretty cheap if I remember correctly too.
Thanks for reading niggas bye.
