Best Suicide Methods?

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If I ain’t in Stacy’s guts, driving a Bentley by 30 I gotta call it a day. What are the best methods?
 
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gun by far
 
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Overdose
 
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2 dynamite rounds to both sides of the head
 
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Helium if you want to die painlessly and without making a mess
 
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Blow your head with a shotgun
 
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Helium if you want to die painlessly and without making a mess
didin't they change the composition and now its legally gotta have like 5% oxygen cause people used it way too much to end it
 
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didin't they change the composition and now its legally gotta have like 5% oxygen cause people used it way too much to end it
That would still probably kill you NGL. But we'll you can use car exhaust too
 
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fighting with a prime lion

go out like a Warrior
 
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sodium nitrate

helium method (painless almost 100 percent success rate, unless you're regarded you WILL die within 5 mins)

opiod overdose
 
rob a bank or something before you do it
if youre successful youll be in stacys guts and driving a bentley
if not youll kill yourself witch you were going to do either way
 
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rob a bank or something before you do it
if youre successful youll be in stacys guts and driving a bentley
if not youll kill yourself witch you were going to do either way
Yeah or Tyrone will end up in my guts jfl
 
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fighting with a prime lion

go out like a Warrior
That would be terrifying, but those big cats do go straight for the neck and you could leave ur mark on the news. Jump into a lion enclosure
 
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Helium if you want to die painlessly and without making a mess
way too scary tbh you would probably pussy out even if its supposedly painless
 
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NaNO2 or shotgun, make sure you don't fuck up on both you don't want to be puking up your guts or looking like the demogorgon
 
Hard to get and some people fuck up and live as a deformed vegetable
true, but worth it if you're genuinely going to rope. Maybe with a pistol but I doubt you could fuck up roping with a shotgun if you're not a total retard.
 
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shotgun to the roof of mouth
 
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best method = ER against Police

go out guns blazin
 
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imagine if every suicidal person instead of going out like a pussy tried killing some evil world leader and key players before logging off... how much better off we would be
 
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imagine if every suicidal person instead of going out like a pussy tried killing some evil world leader and key players before logging off... how much better off we would be
That’s partially why that one guy is getting praise
 
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deleting org account
 
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Isn’t a cyanide pill easier ?
you dont realise how slow and painful those deaths are by overdose,just bc som1 goes unconsious and cant move doesnt mean they didnt feel anything and it was painless they just cant wake up to tell you what they felt
 
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That’s partially why that one guy is getting praise
he shouldve killed a female CEO since females are evil.

instead he killed a sub5PSL betabuxxer cuck. JFL honestly, he killed one of us.
 
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wrong forum saar
go to sanctіoned suіcіde
 
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way too scary tbh you would probably pussy out even if its supposedly painless
Well yeah tbh but no risk. If you back out you aren't gonna like suffer
 
Bro dont do it and get off this site
 
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