Best way to boost your ego (easy)

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So I find myself in a pretty shitty mood sometimes and eventually found the 100% best method to boost my ego (even while being an unattractive manlet)

So here’s what you are going to do.

Step 1: live in a first world country (sorry currycels)

Step 2: go to a moderately sized to big city

Step 3: go shop at high end / luxury stores

Step 4: feel better about yourself

Ideally you would wear an expensive outfit but even if you don’t the employees will always worship you and boost tf out of your ego (even if you don’t buy anything). The important part is acting like you can afford it so don’t push your luck too much and go somewhere like high end car dealers or anything that only sells products over ~100k usd

I love doing this and it’s literally the only reason I own expensive clothes even if I don’t spend money it feels so good an employee let me try on a 700k watch a few minutes ago :love:
 
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Welcome to my TED talk; Total Ego Death
 
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Buying stuff makes me sad
 
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Caution because your ego can be your downfall
 
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I do this in stores like Bloomingdale's, Macy's and Nordstrom. I like to sample multiple men's fragrances.
 
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I do this in stores like Bloomingdale's, Macy's and Nordstrom. I like to sample multiple men's fragrances.
Bro said macys I meant like actually nice stores
 
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So I find myself in a pretty shitty mood sometimes and eventually found the 100% best method to boost my ego (even while being an unattractive manlet)

So here’s what you are going to do.

Step 1: live in a first world country (sorry currycels)

Step 2: go to a moderately sized to big city

Step 3: go shop at high end / luxury stores

Step 4: feel better about yourself

Ideally you would wear an expensive outfit but even if you don’t the employees will always worship you and boost tf out of your ego (even if you don’t buy anything). The important part is acting like you can afford it so don’t push your luck too much and go somewhere like high end car dealers or anything that only sells products over ~100k usd

I love doing this and it’s literally the only reason I own expensive clothes even if I don’t spend money it feels so good an employee let me try on a 700k watch a few minutes ago :love:
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Step 2: go to a moderately sized to big city

Step 3: go shop at high end / luxury stores

Step 4: feel better about yourself
this is a high iq thread but retards will say its cope
 
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even better if you can get some steals second hand
 
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even better if you can get some steals second hand
My go to fit is

Off white glove shoes (800usd retail)
Random black sweat pants
Supreme tshirt (100ish)
Balenciaga hoodie (1500usd retail)
White gold 5mm Cuban link chain always showing
Then a chrome hearts ring, bracelet or 2, and diamond signet ring

Jfl they always think I’m balling
 
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My go to fit is

Off white glove shoes (800usd retail)
Random black sweat pants
Supreme tshirt (100ish)
Balenciaga hoodie (1500usd retail)
White gold 5mm Cuban link chain always showing
Then a chrome hearts ring, bracelet or 2, and diamond signet ring

Jfl they always think I’m balling
seems like a bunch of random bullshit but as long as you like it
 
seems like a bunch of random bullshit but as long as you like it
Just crazy expensive brands that look good and fit well together color wise

Plus they are known
 
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Wearing man made clothes won't make you feel better
 
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Supreme is fire just overhated, I have a nice bag too
supreme seems super lame to me but thats ok if you like it, better than some bullshit like zara atleast
 
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Im poor so if I need an ego boost I take a walk outside or go to a school gym instead of my apartment’s
 
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Im poor so if I need an ego boost I take a walk outside or go to a school gym instead of my apartment’s
I would do this but all the kids at a school gym would probably mog me
 

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