Best way to get laid on first date?

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We are both 16

first time with her outside of school

how do you get laid easiest
 
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Be born with good genetics.
 
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“I’m tryna fuck”. All u need to say
 
Fuck her.
 
Spike her drink
 
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Touch her inner thighs and makeout then fuck
 
Coping said:
Touch her inner thighs and makeout then fuck
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Tell her youre desperate virgin and she will fuck you out of pity
 
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qwep said:
Tell her youre desperate virgin and she will fuck you out of pity
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No tell her you're a male model with a robust giant pretty boy skull and great forward growth and great frame for your incredible height of 6'1 and the acne isn't even bad bro
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Nibba said:
No tell her you're a male model with a robust giant pretty boy skull and great forward growth and great frame for your incredible height of 6'1 and the acne isn't even bad bro
@Arceus300
@Sc22
@dogtown
@Alarico8
@battlefieldincel
@Tony
@Deltoid
@androidcel
@future chadlite
@Coping
@Autist
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@RedPilledStemcel
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And don’t forget to show her this pic
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Not gonna happen
 
Just grab her by the pussy brah:chad::chad:
 
try to get her into mdma and if she doesnt want to take it just sneak it into her food/drink
 
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sorrowfulsad said:
try to get her into mdma and if she doesnt want to take it just sneak it into her food/drink
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lol, isn't that illegal and can lead to rape accusation?
 
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Look good
 
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sorrowfulsad said:
try to get her into mdma and if she doesnt want to take it just sneak it into her food/drink
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Lool or put female viagra in her drink she will get horny af and fuck you herself
 
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Get her drunk and act like you are not that interested.
 
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Nibba said:
No tell her you're a male model with a robust giant pretty boy skull and great forward growth and great frame for your incredible height of 6'1 and the acne isn't even bad bro
@Arceus300
@Sc22
@dogtown
@Alarico8
@battlefieldincel
@Tony
@Deltoid
@androidcel
@future chadlite
@Coping
@Autist
@TurboAutist45
@RedPilledStemcel
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Say this to her

"Aight hoe look, I ain't trying waste time with y'all bitches ya heard! I just interested in the pussy so wassup"

You'll be balls deep in no time
 
Try to get her to your place and start making out with her get on top of her while you're making out and slide your hand from her inner thigh on to her vagina, she's going to try and deny it but keep being persistent the 5th or 6th time you'll get into her pants start fingering her after a couple of minutes remove her clothing and start eating herout, once you're there just tell her you'll put in only the tip, then bang the shit out of her
 
crunch said:
We are both 16

first time with her outside of school

how do you get laid easiest
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it'll be very hard to fuck a 16yo girl on the first date unless she's the biggest slut in town tbh
so just escalate with touch, kissing whatever... and take some time bro... you're young you,ve got time to waste so I think you can take her for a few dates first...
I go for 3 dates and then if there's no sex at the third I don't go for another date, but you know I'm fucking 10 years older... so for you it could be 6 dates or even LTR...
 
best way to get laid on first date: be good looking
 
bobs_pls said:
it'll be very hard to fuck a 16yo girl on the first date unless she's the biggest slut in town tbh
so just escalate with touch, kissing whatever... and take some time bro... you're young you,ve got time to waste so I think you can take her for a few dates first...
I go for 3 dates and then if there's no sex at the third I don't go for another date, but you know I'm fucking 10 years older... so for you it could be 6 dates or even LTR...
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Him and I are the same age not sure if he has experience but 1 week into my past rel I got my first handjob like second date
 
Nibba said:
No tell her you're a male model with a robust giant pretty boy skull and great forward growth and great frame for your incredible height of 6'1 and the acne isn't even bad bro
@Arceus300
@Sc22
@dogtown
@Alarico8
@battlefieldincel
@Tony
@Deltoid
@androidcel
@future chadlite
@Coping
@Autist
@TurboAutist45
@RedPilledStemcel
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Why wasn't i tagged
HailToTheKing said:
Him and I are the same age not sure if he has experience but 1 week into my past rel I got my first handjob like second date
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Chad how was a handjob? Was it better than jerking off? Did you nut in her hand? Did she eat your cum? Did she giggle and laugh or what? Did she just pull your dick out?
androidcel said:
lol, isn't that illegal and can lead to rape accusation?
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:soy::soy::soy::soy:
 
HailToTheKing said:
Him and I are the same age not sure if he has experience but 1 week into my past rel I got my first handjob like second date
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handjob is not sex... it's a huge difference when you're a teenager... lots of teenage girls give handjobs and blowjobs for years before having sex for 1st time tbh (or at least that was my experience)
 
bobs_pls said:
handjob is not sex... it's a huge difference when you're a teenager... lots of teenage girls give handjobs and blowjobs for years before having sex for 1st time tbh (or at least that was my experience)
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He shou follow my first advice
 
bobs_pls said:
handjob is not sex... it's a huge difference when you're a teenager... lots of teenage girls give handjobs and blowjobs for years before having sex for 1st time tbh (or at least that was my experience)
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Stop spiking my cortisol. I am raging so hard rn
Nibba said:
I didn't know u hated arcbrah
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I dont know him. I wasnt on the site while he was active
 
Show her your Minecraft builds and she will unzip your pants for you
 
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Afrikancel said:
Why wasn't i tagged

Chad how was a handjob? Was it better than jerking off? Did you nut in her hand? Did she eat your cum? Did she giggle and laugh or what? Did she just pull your dick out?

:soy::soy::soy::soy:
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She was jacking me off for a long time she didn't know what she was doing, the blowjob however I lasted 3 minutes
 
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TurboAutist45 said:
Thats my biggest trick ngl, always swoons the damsels
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Not lying I actual did that with a girl not too long ago. It didn't work because I wasn't holding frame.
 
Psychonaut said:
Not lying I actual did that with a girl not too long ago. It didn't work because I wasn't holding frame.
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Gonna try that next time srs
 
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Psychonaut said:
I actual did do this irl I'm not kidding
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:chad::chad::chad: and you call me a fakecel lmao. Its high iq, because if she says no you can easily play it off as a joke
 
If she is already is interested in you take her home to your place and "watch a movie"
 
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