Between February 2018 to November 2018 I developed Ulcerative Colitis

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I am tracking my medical records to see what could have possibly changed, what diet I was eating, what supplements did I buy on Amazon.

February 2018 I visit my doctor for a normal visit, I am a healthy child.

By November 2018 I am already bleeding out the ass, I am bloated as a nigger in class. Every time I'm in class at school I'm trying to hold in my farts omg so much gas omg omg half the time I'm pretty sure I was farting anyway and probably smelt like fart 24/7, I refused to shit at the school toilets. I am in pain, bleeding diarrhea but I still go to the gym taking my preworkout before hand and am able to hold it in at this point. But my condition is worsening.....

Here are my discoveries:

That year I had been following the traditional cucked bodybuilder diet and lifestyle, eating multiple times a day trying to BULK BULK BULK YOU NEED TO FUCKING BULK AND GAIN FUCKING WEIGHT EAT MORE FOOD YOU FUCKING PUSSY RICH PIANA WAKES UP AT 2 AM TO EAT, EAT MORE FUCKING PUSSY.

SO IM BULKING BULKING BULKING chugging milk, peanut butter sandwiches, protein bars, protein SHAKES with peanut butter and SLOP in them to gain weight as hard as I try I JUST CANT GAIN WEIGHT SO I FORCE FEED MYSELF GOD DAMNIT DO WHATEVER IT TAKES GOD DAMNIT.

I think this ultimately taxed my system. I had also noticed these purchases:

- A preworkout, some shitty one + micronized creatine from BulkSupplements

When I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis I had apparently ALSO have had contracted H. Pylori and went on a course of antibiotics to take care of that via omeprazole (muh hygiene hypothesis!!! @irrumator praetor)

I believe it is this excessive taxing on my digestive system that caused my IBD. This is not uncommon in the bodybuilding scene. Many pro bodybuilders having colitis and some even getting their large intestine fully removed.

THEREBY CONCLUDING THAT GYMCELLING RUINED MY LIFE. GYMCELLING RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE FOREVER.

Tagging IBDcels: @wills @swt @shieldzz @asdvek
 
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YA sluchaynyy urodlivyy neudachnik ya khochu byts lyubovyu vsey moyey zhizin
 
YA sluchaynyy urodlivyy neudachnik ya khochu byts lyubovyu vsey moyey zhizin
 
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When I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis I had apparently ALSO have had contracted H. Pylori and went on a course of antibiotics to take care of that via omeprazole (muh hygiene hypothesis!!! @
irrumator praetor
@irrumator praetor)
brother my thread was on small loads of very common intestinal parasites, not H pylori

also: 1) you aren't a real bodybuilder unless you blast roids and peptides and all hormones, so you're a fat (bulking is mental illness and harmful lie cope and also I bet you got motivation from tiktok memes jfl) LARPer not bodybuilder. 2) unironically you should get some pinworms for that IBD lmfao since u tagged me for my thread 3) good luck
 
brother my thread was on small loads of very common intestinal parasites, not H pylori

also: 1) you aren't a real bodybuilder unless you blast roids and peptides and all hormones, so you're a fat (bulking is mental illness and harmful lie cope and also I bet you got motivation from tiktok memes jfl) LARPer not bodybuilder. 2) unironically you should get some pinworms for that IBD lmfao since u tagged me for my thread 3) good luck
i mog u

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hygene hypothesis doesn't deny the existence of harmful bacteria. It says you should train your immune system properly as a kid by not having western faggot hygiene. What you probably did (for that bacteria) is you ate so much slop and sugar that your gut microbiome turned shitty and unhealthy and probably made a good environment for that H pylori (yes, what you eat determines your gut microbiome. You start with both good and bad bacteria, usually more good than bad, then as you become a slop slave you starve the good bacteria and feed the shitty bacteria) also im not a doctor im merely an internet larper college rotter and also go brainstorm with chatgpt theres my advice nigga
 
hygene hypothesis doesn't deny the existence of harmful bacteria. It says you should train your immune system properly as a kid by not having western faggot hygiene. What you probably did (for that bacteria) is you ate so much slop and sugar that your gut microbiome turned shitty and unhealthy and probably made a good environment for that H pylori (yes, what you eat determines your gut microbiome. You start with both good and bad bacteria, usually more good than bad, then as you become a slop slave you starve the good bacteria and feed the shitty bacteria) also im not a doctor im merely an internet larper college rotter and also go brainstorm with chatgpt theres my advice nigga
hygiene theory has been refuted.
 
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according to who
I've been exposed to microorganisms my entire life. I've lived with domestic cats since I was little, and I've also been constantly exposed to soil and animal waste on my farm. How do you explain this?
 
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you wouldn't send your photos on an incel forum if thats really you, also I doubt ur this low bf% since you said you were eating slop and in school lmfao what are you elementary school?
@Node @CantStopTheMog

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I've been exposed to microorganisms my entire life. I've lived with domestic cats since I was little, and I've also been constantly exposed to soil and animal waste on my farm. How do you explain this?
its not the holy grail its the bare minimum. Had this not been the case, statistically you'd be more fucked
 
you wouldn't send your photos on an incel forum if thats really you, also I doubt ur this low bf% since you said you were eating slop and in school lmfao what are you elementary school?
Unc he mogs u take the L
 
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its not the holy grail its the bare minimum. Had this not been the case, statistically you'd be more fucked
Read this, it doesn't say anything about hygiene theory
 
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Although he now shits blood
 
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Read this, it doesn't say anything about hygiene theory
cba reading allat but good luck
 
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So wait I've just been talking to a group of IBDcels
Modern medicine is under the monopoly of the Jews. I feel sorry for you bro. Good luck.
:lul::lul::lul:
 
U guys mad at me for your IBD lmfaooooo
 
So wait I've just been talking to a group of IBDcels
You have been proven ignorant and are now doing adhominem. You will continue to use the medicines and science produced by the Jews, bro.
:lul:
 
It's funny because back in Feb 2018 I also was having somewhat similar issues and got tested for a bunch of shii (h pylori, celiac, gallstones). Turns out my digestion was whack and outta order mostly just due to me being a depressed/anxious cel :fuk:
 
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You have been proven ignorant and are now doing adhominem. You will continue to use the medicines and science produced by the Jews, bro.
:lul:
Im a kike myself mate
 
Out of all the things you overate I bet the protein shakes did the most damage. Being of mediterranean descent you probably aren't genetically built to handle all that dairy like an angloid, german, etc. could
 
Out of all the things you overate I bet the protein shakes did the most damage. Being of mediterranean descent you probably aren't genetically built to handle all that dairy like an angloid, german, etc. could
I've ruined my digestive system with poor quality protein powders. No wonder protein powders cause diarrhea.
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I've ruined my digestive system with poor quality protein powders. No wonder protein powders cause diarrhea.
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Indeed. It's pure slop made of radioactive substances and toxic waste but gymcels just see muh protein and don't think of health
 
I wish you good luck, bro, but I advise you not to express your opinion on matters you have no knowledge about.
Otherwise IBD defence league will dox me on looksmax.org
 
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Indeed. It's pure slop made of radioactive substances and toxic waste but gymcels just see muh protein and don't think of health
It's already possible to get the protein you need in a day from any animal-based food. I think protein powders are supplements used by timid people. They're ruining their health.
 
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keep using jewish science broo lmaoo :lul:
oy vey aryans with bloody anuses are onto me! Oyyy veyyy! The jews turned your bum into having monthly periods. Maybe you shouldn't have been a gym incel
 
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oy vey aryans with bloody anuses are onto me! Oyyy veyyy! The jews turned your bum into having monthly periods. Maybe you shouldn't have been a gym incel
Get the fuck out of here, man, are you a flat-Earther? Keep spewing hatred at Jews; they've already got you covered. I know you're not Jewish. You resort to lies when you're in trouble. Lmaoooooooo
 
Get the fuck out of here, man, are you a flat-Earther? Keep spewing hatred at Jews; they've already got you covered. I know you're not Jewish. You resort to lies when you're in trouble. Lmaoooooooo
You on your anus period or something, man?
 
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Get the fuck out of here, man, are you a flat-Earther? Keep spewing hatred at Jews; they've already got you covered. I know you're not Jewish. You resort to lies when you're in trouble. Lmaoooooooo
Jokes aside mate, I believe you'll heal your IBD and your days of raging on an incels forum will also be over. G-d is with you and we all pray for healing and better times, especially of shabbos goym. I never meant any offence with any of my ironic remarks, goy. I may own the medical industry but I really didn't mean to give you the IBD. Seriously though, good luck and speedy recovery
 
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Jokes aside mate, I believe you'll heal your IBD and your days of raging on an incels forum will also be over. G-d is with you and we all pray for healing and better times, especially of shabbos goym. I never meant any offence with any of my ironic remarks, goy. I may own the medical industry but I really didn't mean to give you the IBD. Seriously though, good luck and speedy recovery
I love you bro. Remember, IBD is a global epidemic. It may affect you one day, and I don't want you to suffer by reading your messages here. Good luck.
 
I love you bro. Remember, IBD is a global epidemic. It may affect you one day, and I don't want you to suffer by reading your messages here. Good luck.
Idk if its a global epidemic and idk if you're predicting Im gonna get it at an oracle, but thanks for the positive wishes
 
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Idk if its a global epidemic and idk if you're predicting Im gonna get it at an oracle, but thanks for the positive wishes
I just don't want you to cry looking at your messages here if you ever have one. I hope you understand me. I love you.
 
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I just don't want you to cry looking at your messages here if you ever have one. I hope you understand me. I love you.
fair, karmas a bitch, thanks brother
 
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i currently have H pylori fuck you @User28823
 
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You had to be nerfed im sorry
 
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