BigJimsWornOutTires
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In 2015, Billie Eilish, the Down syndrome spirit of Amy Winehouse triggered gaped mouths and wide eyes from blessed songwriters and musicians with Ocean Eyes. Audio professionals recognized the filters and tweaks utilized but felt pity for the beady eyes' talent. And thanks to her brother’s assistance, the scam was a success!
The pundits of the music industry knew this pirate prodigy was faking her talent. However, her mother, Maggie Baird, an actress who played the role of a flamboyant harlot in Another World had pull with the men in Hollywood. So she did what any mom would have done… she emptied ballsacks to exploit her daughter’s retardation
What a courageous mother, bravo!
Billie’s music, if you can call it this, reminds me of antidepressants. Bad Guy, for instance, sounds like a dyke overdosing on crazy pills.
When the Party’s Over puts me in the mood of taking a shit and humming about it.
And Lovely? Ugh, an ugly mockery of melody beauty. It feels like she's teasing other songwriters and musical composition, ngl.
You motherfucking cocksucking Zoids need to stop feeding other people’s delusions. It’s not funny anymore! Look what you did to this paunch:
This is what she wears when she’s not… you know… putting out:
Shame on all of you!
After Big Jim expressed his anger about the obesity fraud, he had a moment of clarity. “Just a drop.” Ah, yes, he wanted to slake his thirst for the stroodle and jump the universes. “A drop will make this nightmare go away.” That nightmare is the existence of a popular Billie Eilish. He knew in the other realities, she was just a homeless junkie who gives free backshots. And her mom, well, she didn’t make it passed her 1978 pornography video. Instead of it vanishing off of Earth as it happened in this one, in those universes everyone saw those notorious hanging labia flaps. Although film producers refused to hire her, Penthouse did and she later starred in, Everybody Loves My Labia Flaps.
After Billie Eilish read this thread, she was infuriated! She was angry about her mother’s questionable past. Quickly, she called her and cussed her out. However, Mommy was loaded on pills and booze, just like her daughter usually is, and she laughed it off. Billie pushed, “So you was a whore, like me?” She laughed again and assured her, everyone is a whore in Hollywood. Billie nodded with confidence and wiped her butt, from back into front.
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The pundits of the music industry knew this pirate prodigy was faking her talent. However, her mother, Maggie Baird, an actress who played the role of a flamboyant harlot in Another World had pull with the men in Hollywood. So she did what any mom would have done… she emptied ballsacks to exploit her daughter’s retardation
What a courageous mother, bravo!
Billie’s music, if you can call it this, reminds me of antidepressants. Bad Guy, for instance, sounds like a dyke overdosing on crazy pills.
When the Party’s Over puts me in the mood of taking a shit and humming about it.
And Lovely? Ugh, an ugly mockery of melody beauty. It feels like she's teasing other songwriters and musical composition, ngl.
You motherfucking cocksucking Zoids need to stop feeding other people’s delusions. It’s not funny anymore! Look what you did to this paunch:
This is what she wears when she’s not… you know… putting out:
Shame on all of you!
After Big Jim expressed his anger about the obesity fraud, he had a moment of clarity. “Just a drop.” Ah, yes, he wanted to slake his thirst for the stroodle and jump the universes. “A drop will make this nightmare go away.” That nightmare is the existence of a popular Billie Eilish. He knew in the other realities, she was just a homeless junkie who gives free backshots. And her mom, well, she didn’t make it passed her 1978 pornography video. Instead of it vanishing off of Earth as it happened in this one, in those universes everyone saw those notorious hanging labia flaps. Although film producers refused to hire her, Penthouse did and she later starred in, Everybody Loves My Labia Flaps.
After Billie Eilish read this thread, she was infuriated! She was angry about her mother’s questionable past. Quickly, she called her and cussed her out. However, Mommy was loaded on pills and booze, just like her daughter usually is, and she laughed it off. Billie pushed, “So you was a whore, like me?” She laughed again and assured her, everyone is a whore in Hollywood. Billie nodded with confidence and wiped her butt, from back into front.
“Your intuition will guide you to success,” what a stupid thing deepened my shell existence
Every day I question why a drop. Was my life that boring? The moments of despair remind me of the tellment of every living soul. Fucking parallel universes. And in this one, Hollywood favors as fiction. That fucking royness tempts me to gear speed with passion. All the way! But the stroodle begs...
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