BigJimsWornOutTires
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It was a stormy night when a knock on the door changed my life. I had just taken a bath and was drying off. I rushed to the visitor at lightning speed. I assumed it was a stranger. Opening the door, there were two people.
“Yo, I be break down and shiet,” a black man said. Looking at this fellow’s strange baggy attire, I knew right away he was trustworthy.
“We be needing yo fone, word,” the other black feller said. Ah, yes, he, too, wore odd clothes. So I invited them inside and introduced them to my scrawny wife and three teenage daughters, who were still in their long T-shirts. But yikes, I realized I had to get to work, and fast! So I did.
Next time on Retarded People, the police station calls Doug to inform him that a crime happened to his wife and three daughters while he was at work. Could it have been another violent MAGA incident or worse, ICE mistaken his home for a migrant shelter? We’ll find out next week.
“Yo, I be break down and shiet,” a black man said. Looking at this fellow’s strange baggy attire, I knew right away he was trustworthy.
“We be needing yo fone, word,” the other black feller said. Ah, yes, he, too, wore odd clothes. So I invited them inside and introduced them to my scrawny wife and three teenage daughters, who were still in their long T-shirts. But yikes, I realized I had to get to work, and fast! So I did.
Next time on Retarded People, the police station calls Doug to inform him that a crime happened to his wife and three daughters while he was at work. Could it have been another violent MAGA incident or worse, ICE mistaken his home for a migrant shelter? We’ll find out next week.
