BIRD MAXXING ASCENSION PLAN GTFIHHHHHHH

[Deleted member 6272]

FIRST I WILL START WITH MY DIET

MY DIET WILL ONLY CONSIST OF PREMIUM SEEDS SUCH AS -------->

I WILL NEED TO EAT AROUND 10-15% OF MY BODY WEIGHT TO BE A HEALTHY BIRD SO ALOT OF TIME WILL BE NEEDED TO EAT.

DAILY SOFTMAXXING WILL BE AS FOLLOWS

2x 1 hour POWERLINE SITTING
1 hour VOICE MAXXING classes to IMITATE VOICES WELL

STTING IN THIS 4 HOURS A DAY TO GET USE TO CAGE FEELING

NOW COMES THE SEMI HARD MAXXING PART

I WILL NEED TO GET AS CLOSE TO THIS AS POSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE THIS I WILL BE REVERSE MEWING THIS WILL CONSIST OF ME PERMANENTLY HAVING FOWARD HEADPOSTURE WHILE MOUTH BREATHING AND HARD REVERSE MEWING BY PUSHING MY TOUNGE TO THE BOTTOM OF MY MOUTH THIS ALONE WILL END THE MEWING DEBATE PROVING ITS NOT COPE.

IF ALL GOES WELL I SHOULD TRANSFORM LIKE THIS VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

STOP COPING TAKE THE BIRDPILL KEEP CHIRPING FOR ME IN THE COMMENTS

 

[Deleted member 2597]

Shit thread rope OP.

 

[SpearOfOrion]

greycel moment

 

[Deleted member 6272]

KEEP COPING CALL THIS A GREYCEL MOMMENT BUT THIS IS THE FUTURE OF LOOKSMAXXING

 

[Deleted member 275]

mirin hard, dont forget pics before after

tbh

ngl

srs

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

Deli aq

 

[Crowley]

Birdcel

 

[oldcell]

Birdcells are the next big think
Just do reverse genio, like shaving bones from your chin, and reverse rhio to get jewish nose

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Good thread.

Time to make suicide.

 

[Deleted member 5187]

Bumo cause birdmax

 

[majorcope]

Shit thread rope OP.

yes OP i think you should watch this instead

 

[Deleted member 4464]

what if you already look like a bird?

 

[stuckneworleans]

what if you already look like a bird?

Go and slay

 

[Incoming]

bumo

 

[oldcell]

Birdmaxing is life

justs looks like a bird theory