UglyMan
NlGGA AUTISTIC GAY XD
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Was walking home because bus driver had a stroke or something but he didnt want to drive anymore so he told everyone to piss off. I was practising my male model walk in case I get scouted after surgery maxing and a bird shit on my face!! I realised what had just happened and the bird flew to a nearby tree. I was enraged and could feel the cortisol kill all my collagen. I grab some stones and throw it at the stupid bird but all of them missed lol. The bird make some noises to mock me and I was screaming so loudly I can’t believe what happened. Some boomer came shouting out of his house and told me to shut the fuck up. I turn around and told him to bark louder pigskin cumskin nerdic baldcel. But he saw my face and just stand there and laugh before going back inside to beat his wife. The bird flew away and I just walk home . Lucky I have no friends because they would see the whole thing. I was also jutting like hell so thank god he didn’t shit in my mouth lol. That bird was definitely an Indian because normal birds shit under a tree but this one shit anywhere he wants to just like a hindu.
Moral of the story : carry umbrella at all times.
Moral of the story : carry umbrella at all times.
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