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So this black kid was cooking a cake in the kitchen with his grandma right?

He accidentally knocked a bag of flour off the shelf and it went all over him.

His mom came in the kitchen and he decided to make a joke of it. "Look Mom, I'm white!" he said. His mom slapped him across the cheek. "I can't believe you just said that boy, go tell your father what you just said."

Surprised and a little hurt, he walked over to his Dad in the TV room and said "Hey look Dad... I'm white!" When his Dad heard that, he flat out punched the kid. Square in the face. The kid was shocked and confused. The Dad said "Boy that's the worst shit I've ever heard, go and show your grandma what you did and tell her what you said.

So the kid begrudgingly walked upstairs and walked into his Grandma's bedroom. "Hey Grandma look, I'm white..." ...and his Grandma just pummeled him. Relentlessly. So hard that both the kids' parents had came upstairs to break up the beating.

They all stood around him and asked him "Yeah well how do you feel about making that joke now?" The kid just looked up at them and said "

...Well I've only been white for 5 minutes, and I hate all you niggers already!"
 
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not reading tbh
 
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damn bro i like you (no homosexuality)

but the joke is penis tier
 
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Why do niggers cry during sex?

Pepper spray.
 
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jfl that was good
 
Lol
 
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This fogs all black foids
 
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caged tbhnfql jfl
 
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There is a better version of this joke with the exact same punch line. This one doesnt even make sense
 
There is a better version of this joke with the exact same punch line. This one doesnt even make sense
can you post it? would be cool
 
very funny
 
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