Blackgymax's so dark...

[ElBastardo]

Blackgymax's so dark, he could show up naked to a funeral.

Blackgymax's so dark that lightening bugs follow him in the daytime.

Blackgymax's so dark he looks like a satellite picture of North Korea at night.

Blackgymax's so dark when he goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.

Blackgymax's so dark that when God said, "Let there be light!" he turned to him and said "That means you gotta leave."

Blackgymax's so dark, when foids click on his Tinder profile, they think their phone died.

Blackgymax's so dark he drinks water and pees coffee.

 

[flippasav]

Darker than space and the darkest object in the world

 

[Deleted member 24940]

 

[Deleted member 24940]

Blackgymax's so dark, when foids click on his Tinder profile, they think their phone died.

Bro I spit out my drink at this one JFL

 

[Deleted member 28473]

Blackgymax's so dark, he could show up naked to a funeral.

Blackgymax's so dark that lightening bugs follow him in the daytime.

Blackgymax's so dark he looks like a satellite picture of North Korea at night.

Blackgymax's so dark when he goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.

Blackgymax's so dark that when God said, "Let there be light!" he turned to him and said "That means you gotta leave."

Blackgymax's so dark, when foids click on his Tinder profile, they think their phone died.

Blackgymax's so dark he drinks water and pees coffee.

He’s darker than darkness itself.

 

[ascension]

Blackgymmax so dark every time he walks outside the street lights come on.

 

[ascension]

Blackgymmax so dark that when God created him, he said "damn I burnt one"

 

[Meteor21]

Blackgymmax is so dark that he looks exactly the same in a black and white filter

 

[omarthegoat195]

Blackgymax's so dark, he could show up naked to a funeral.

Blackgymax's so dark that lightening bugs follow him in the daytime.

Blackgymax's so dark he looks like a satellite picture of North Korea at night.

Blackgymax's so dark when he goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.

Blackgymax's so dark that when God said, "Let there be light!" he turned to him and said "That means you gotta leave."

Blackgymax's so dark, when foids click on his Tinder profile, they think their phone died.

Blackgymax's so dark he drinks water and pees coffee.

nigga probably threw a temper tantrum after reading this

 

[Deleted member 24940]

@Blackgymmax is so dark that he can leave fingerprints on charcoal

 

[Torero]

hes the niggest

 

[Deleted member 17595]

Blackgymmax look like a character that u need to unlock

 

[ElBastardo]

I'm bored. Someone gimme more jokes.

 

[Zeruel]

Blackgymmax is so dark, if you pour salt on him he would look like space.

 

[Deleted member 24770]

Blackgymax's so dark that when God said, "Let there be light!" he turned to him and said "That means you gotta leave."

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Blackgymmax's so dark even ghosts get spooked when he's up at night

 

[Meteor21]

Blackgymmax be like

 

[Deleted member 24940]

Blackgymmax blocked me for my jokes JFL

 

[Deleted member 24940]

Blackgymmax is so dark that he needs to wear white gloves when eating dark chocolate so he doesn't accidentally bite his fingers off.

 

[Deleted member 24940]

Blackgymmax is so dark that Stevie Wonder sees him everyday.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Blackgymmax's so dark he makes chocolate ice cream look like vanilla

Blackgymmax's so dark even bats crash into him at night

Blackgymmax's so dark black bodies become glittering diamonds next to him

Blackgymmax's so dark he makes the Mariana Trench look like a sunny afternoon

Blackgymmax's so dark (triad) even Ramirez shit his pants upon seeing him

Blackgymmax's so dark the feds could still see him in Incognito Mode

Blackgymmax's so dark even BLM said "hmm, maybe that's a bit too much..."

Still love you @Blackgymmax

 

[Deleted member 21532]

This litterly bullying. To hell with you all, hope @Blackgymmax ascends beyond any realm and mogg your entire blood lines to submission.

 

[ElBastardo]

I like the guy, I'm just ribbing him because of all his skin bleaching posts.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

This litterly bullying. To hell with you all, hope @Blackgymmax ascends beyond any realm and mogg your entire blood lines to submission.

The entire Offtopic section is a bullying orgy + @Blackgymmax drives every greycel in the Ratings section to suicide

 

[Deleted member 24940]

The entire Offtopic section is a bullying orgy + @Blackgymmax drives every greycel in the Ratings section to suicide

He deserves it, he's a mentally ill asshole. He looks like this

And called this guy boneless 3.5 PSL

 

[Deleted member 43403]

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I'll forever be a blackgymmaxxcel @Kamui @TheTakeoverHasBegun @Bushman @qotav @bishōnenmaxxer @URL code

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

blackgymmaxx is so black that rendering his photo on a screen returns battery to your screen