Blackpill study with the bible (King David)

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David was a handsome young boy when he defeated the giant called Goliath. The ever confident boy who killed a lion, Goliath, and surely many more animals was always a dark triad badboy. King David is the hero of the old testament, some will say the messiah. But when was the last time you heard about Uriah the Hittite?

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Uriah the Hittite was a proud soldier of Judah, a true patriot. One day King David got a hard on his (Uriah) wife Bathsheba. He fucked her raw while Uriah fought in battle for him, for the kingdom. Now David was scared, so he called Uriah to come back home! to make love to his wife and to conceal the fact that the baby is his, not Uriah kid. he was fine with letting his soldier being a cuck.

But Uriah didn't give a dam. As a true patriot, a true soldier, a true soul - he refused. How can he sit at home making love to his wife while his comrades fighting for their lives? I refuse!

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David, the ever lasting dark triad badboy send him to the front, the hardest line in the battle in the hope that he would die. let me repeat that, in the hope that his patriot discipline soldier will die (In the hope, again) and he did die! Now David and Bathsheba could have more sex, making more kids. While Uriah rooted in his grave. They even had a great kid called Solomon, the smartest human alive. That's David reward for killing one of his great soldiers and fucking his wife.

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Today, David is a legend. He had great sculptures made of him, a great name in the bible, the star of david! Wonder what happened to Uriah? he's only known as some guy who had the misfortune of serving a dark triad badboy like David. His wife betrayed him, His King betrayed him, The people betrayed him by praising David. and that is my friends, the world that we live in. It doesn't matter how good of a soldier you are, how nice you treat your wife and your comrades. It is better to steal, kill, and hide. That's the true way for your name to prosper in this wicked world.
 
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David was one of God's favorite messengers in the Old Testament. What you didn't mention is that he got punished, but because God liked that nigga so much he didnt punish him directly only his future children.
God wasn't okay with what he did, there is some kike theology here but i dont remember
 
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but because God liked that nigga so much he didnt punish him directly only his future children.
Big deal one nigga died, he had fucking Solomon after that. That is only strengthening my argument that god doesn't give a fuck. David lived till a ripe age as a legend. Yes his kid died but it was very common back in the day. Later he had Solomon. And god isn't even the main issue but the people praise David, they don't praise Uriah the common man, the good natured soldier who refused to go home during battle.
 
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Big deal one nigga died, he had fucking Solomon after that. That is only strengthening my argument that god doesn't give a fuck. David lived till a ripe age as a legend. Yes his kid died but it was very common back in the day. Later he had Solomon. And god isn't even the main issue but the people praise David, they don't praise Uriah the common man, the good natured soldier who refused to go home.
it was because David was legit legendary tier figure in OT

>But the people praise David, they don't praise Uriah the common man, the good natured soldier who refused to go home.

not sure what to say about this
 
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The bible came from many different stories passed down orally thousands of years ago. People were more black pilled back then, because there wasn't a centrally controlled world wide propaganda system, controlled by a small number of billionaires. Religions evolved organically bottom up from the individual storytellers (before it was eventually written down). The same goes for Roman Myths, Celtic myths, and many other religions that predate Judaism.
 
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it was because David was legit legendary tier figure in OT

>But the people praise David, they don't praise Uriah the common man, the good natured soldier who refused to go home.

not sure what to say about this
Yes David is OP but the story is beyond comprension, you're basically suppose to be Uriah in this life. You are Uriah. That is the true moral of the story, the common man is nothing. And what people do? They praise the man who basically would have fucked their wife and kill them later on.
 
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Yes David is OP but the story is beyond comprension, you're basically suppose to be Uriah in this life. You are Uriah. That is the true moral of the story, the common man is nothing. And what people do? They praise the man who basically would have fucked their wife and kill them later on.
Appears to be so

you have to remember death and violence was commonplace
in some cultures a life is nothing
 
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Appears to be so

you have to remember death and violence was commonplace
in some cultures a life is nothing
They had the rules from the bible tho, It wasn't some african tribe. They know right from wrong (which is subjective but I'm going by the common rules of the bible too) David should've been the leading example not the exception.
 
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King david is awesome. I want to be like him. I’m actually descended from him as I’m 1% Jewish. I want to have dozens of children in asia and barely take care of them. To carry on my genes
@ChristianChad See...
 
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look at it this way... somebody has to be king david
if its not you its somebody else

and the world and competition is brutal
and that is reflected in this OT story
 
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look at it this way... somebody has to be king david
if its not you its somebody else

and the world and competition is brutal
and that is reflected in this OT story
I refuse. Rip Uriah the Hittite.
 
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David was one of God's favorite messengers in the Old Testament. What you didn't mention is that he got punished, but because God liked that nigga so much he didnt punish him directly only his future children.
God wasn't okay with what he did, there is some kike theology here but i dont remember
No he made his wifes commit adultery with one of his sons
 
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It’s simple, God is only on your side if he chooses.

Uriah could turn to no one. I almost feel like crying of anger because of how bad he was treated. His king fucked his wife, his wife betrayed him, even God himself was cheering the king on and making sure he was able to fuck some cuck’s wife as he dies in war.

God chose David. Uriah was shit in Gods eyes. So remember, sometimes you aren’t the one God is cheering on. You are just like Uriah:

- wife fucked by his leader
- wife has an amazing child with this man
- you die in battle painfully while God let’s a king fuck your wife
- you rot in the grave and your legacy is forgotten while people praise the man who cucked you.

What an ugly evil world this is. But I don’t blame God. I had my favorite toys when I was young, I have my favorite video game characters…we all have favorites so we shouldn’t blame God for not wanting some piece of shit toy when he has a rare limited edition toy to play with. He acted as he should have
 
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It’s simple, God is only on your side if he chooses.

Uriah could turn to no one. I almost feel like crying of anger because of how bad he was treated. His king fucked his wife, his wife betrayed him, even God himself was cheering the king on and making sure he was able to fuck some cuck’s wife as he dies in war.

God chose David. Uriah was shit in Gods eyes. So remember, sometimes you aren’t the one God is cheering on. You are just like Uriah:

- wife fucked by his leader
- wife has an amazing child with this man
- you die in battle painfully while God let’s a king fuck your wife
- you rot in the grave and your legacy is forgotten while people praise the man who cucked you.

What an ugly evil world this is. But I don’t blame God. I had my favorite toys when I was young, I have my favorite video game characters…we all have favorites so we shouldn’t blame God for not wanting some piece of shit toy when he has a rare limited edition toy to play with. He acted as he should have
untrue

God was with Uriah, you think David fucked his wife on God's behalf? when he did it he was without god
 
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untrue

God was with Uriah, you think David fucked his wife on God's behalf? when he did it he was without god
Then why did God have such high praise and liking toward David? David was a bad boy. I’m surprised there wasn’t a war between God and Satan to see who can win David
 
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David was a handsome young boy when he defeated the giant called Goliath. The ever confident boy who killed a lion, Goliath, and surely many more animals was always a dark triad badboy. King David is the hero of the old testament, some will say the messiah. But when was the last time you heard about Uriah the Hittite?

bathsheba1.gif


Uriah the Hittite was a proud soldier of Judah, a true patriot. One day King David got a hard on his (Uriah) wife Bathsheba. He fucked her raw while Uriah fought in battle for him, for the kingdom. Now David was scared, so he called Uriah to come back home! to make love to his wife and to conceal the fact that the baby is his, not Uriah kid. he was fine with letting his soldier being a cuck.

But Uriah didn't give a dam. As a true patriot, a true soldier, a true soul - he refused. How can he sit at home making love to his wife while his comrades fighting for their lives? I refuse!

1*JZNV1IFQvy00liSWRYvaDA.jpeg


David, the ever lasting dark triad badboy send him to the front, the hardest line in the battle in the hope that he would die. let me repeat that, in the hope that his patriot discipline soldier will die (In the hope, again) and he did die! Now David and Bathsheba could have more sex, making more kids. While Uriah rooted in his grave. They even had a great kid called Solomon, the smartest human alive. That's David reward for killing one of his great soldiers and fucking his wife.

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Today, David is a legend. He had great sculptures made of him, a great name in the bible, the star of david! Wonder what happened to Uriah? he's only known as some guy who had the misfortune of serving a dark triad badboy like David. His wife betrayed him, His King betrayed him, The people betrayed him by praising David. and that is my friends, the world that we live in. It doesn't matter how good of a soldier you are, how nice you treat your wife and your comrades. It is better to steal, kill, and hide. That's the true way for your name to prosper in this wicked world.
David got lucky that Uriah man was a Hittite and not an albanian hellbanian bad boy
 
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its what I think man
David is a legend. Uriah is a misfortune known only because David is in the story. God liked David, The people, Uriah wife too. It's over.
 
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Then why did God have such high praise and liking toward David? David was a bad boy. I’m surprised there wasn’t a war between God and Satan to see who can win David
If uriah was an adamite or an israelite david would be charged with murder
But since he was a caananite or a Hittite he wasnt
 
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Uriah is fucked. Just to make it worse for him I also hate him. Fuck him. Losers lose and this is proof. I hope people treat me the same way as him so we can both be fucked
 
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If uriah was an adamite or an israelite david would be charged with murder
But since he was a caananite or a Hittite he wasnt
I hate Jews so much
 
Uriah is fucked. Just to make it worse for him I also hate him. Fuck him. Losers lose and this is proof. I hope people treat me the same way as him so we can both be fucked
David is a legend. Uriah is a misfortune known only because David is in the story. God liked David, The people, Uriah wife too. It's over.
dull depressed phaggots
 
Uriah is fucked. Just to make it worse for him I also hate him. Fuck him. Losers lose and this is proof. I hope people treat me the same way as him so we can both be fucked
I refuse. I love you Uriah the Hittite. Hope to see and talk to him. That is a man I want to talk and feast with. David can talk with Stalin on the other table.
 
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I refuse. I love you Uriah the Hittite. Hope to see and talk to him. That is a man I want to talk and feast with. David can talk with Stalin on the other table.
David will be seated with kings while Uriah sits with skeletons. It’s so sad that a true patriot suffered this way, the last thing on his mind before a painful death was probably wanting to see his wife one last time. Little did he know she was getting fucked by the man who Uriah served. It’s such a wicked tale.

My only peace is knowing that at least Uriah died not knowing what had happened. He had no idea of the betrayal and cuckery.
 
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I hate Jews so much
superiority complex

Jews arent israelites
Back when the apostles said they were jews they didnt mean it racially. What they truly meant was that they were born in judea.
Jesus tells the jews that their ancestry can be traced back to cain.
Judaism is different from the Old Testament because the rabbis back then claimed that they received higher rules and regulations that override the Old Testament.
 
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the last thing on his mind before a painful death was probably wanting to see his wife one last time.
That hit me ngl. bleeding to dead and thinking about his wife while she moan hard by the King.
 
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That hit me ngl. bleeding to dead and thinking about his wife while she moan hard by the King.
There should be a holiday just for him tbh
 
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Fuck David. What a bitch, no wonder they named the star of david after him.
 
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David was a handsome young boy when he defeated the giant called Goliath. The ever confident boy who killed a lion, Goliath, and surely many more animals was always a dark triad badboy. King David is the hero of the old testament, some will say the messiah. But when was the last time you heard about Uriah the Hittite?

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Uriah the Hittite was a proud soldier of Judah, a true patriot. One day King David got a hard on his (Uriah) wife Bathsheba. He fucked her raw while Uriah fought in battle for him, for the kingdom. Now David was scared, so he called Uriah to come back home! to make love to his wife and to conceal the fact that the baby is his, not Uriah kid. he was fine with letting his soldier being a cuck.

But Uriah didn't give a dam. As a true patriot, a true soldier, a true soul - he refused. How can he sit at home making love to his wife while his comrades fighting for their lives? I refuse!

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David, the ever lasting dark triad badboy send him to the front, the hardest line in the battle in the hope that he would die. let me repeat that, in the hope that his patriot discipline soldier will die (In the hope, again) and he did die! Now David and Bathsheba could have more sex, making more kids. While Uriah rooted in his grave. They even had a great kid called Solomon, the smartest human alive. That's David reward for killing one of his great soldiers and fucking his wife.

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Today, David is a legend. He had great sculptures made of him, a great name in the bible, the star of david! Wonder what happened to Uriah? he's only known as some guy who had the misfortune of serving a dark triad badboy like David. His wife betrayed him, His King betrayed him, The people betrayed him by praising David. and that is my friends, the world that we live in. It doesn't matter how good of a soldier you are, how nice you treat your wife and your comrades. It is better to steal, kill, and hide. That's the true way for your name to prosper in this wicked world.
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1 Kings 11:3 — The New King James Version (NKJV)​

3 And he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines; and his wives turned away his heart.

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David was a handsome young boy when he defeated the giant called Goliath. The ever confident boy who killed a lion, Goliath, and surely many more animals was always a dark triad badboy. King David is the hero of the old testament, some will say the messiah. But when was the last time you heard about Uriah the Hittite?

bathsheba1.gif


Uriah the Hittite was a proud soldier of Judah, a true patriot. One day King David got a hard on his (Uriah) wife Bathsheba. He fucked her raw while Uriah fought in battle for him, for the kingdom. Now David was scared, so he called Uriah to come back home! to make love to his wife and to conceal the fact that the baby is his, not Uriah kid. he was fine with letting his soldier being a cuck.

But Uriah didn't give a dam. As a true patriot, a true soldier, a true soul - he refused. How can he sit at home making love to his wife while his comrades fighting for their lives? I refuse!

1*JZNV1IFQvy00liSWRYvaDA.jpeg


David, the ever lasting dark triad badboy send him to the front, the hardest line in the battle in the hope that he would die. let me repeat that, in the hope that his patriot discipline soldier will die (In the hope, again) and he did die! Now David and Bathsheba could have more sex, making more kids. While Uriah rooted in his grave. They even had a great kid called Solomon, the smartest human alive. That's David reward for killing one of his great soldiers and fucking his wife.

illustration-of-david-and-bathsheba-471862583-8a560968eea8422295f086eb44eeeb97.jpg


Today, David is a legend. He had great sculptures made of him, a great name in the bible, the star of david! Wonder what happened to Uriah? he's only known as some guy who had the misfortune of serving a dark triad badboy like David. His wife betrayed him, His King betrayed him, The people betrayed him by praising David. and that is my friends, the world that we live in. It doesn't matter how good of a soldier you are, how nice you treat your wife and your comrades. It is better to steal, kill, and hide. That's the true way for your name to prosper in this wicked world.
ultimate proof the bible is the product of the demiurge that wants to create suffering so he can harvest negative emotion
 

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