BLACKPILLED my dad! *HES HELPING ME PAY FOR SURGURIES* (BRUTAL PARENTPILL)

[ScienceCel]

I cannot express how fucking happy I am​

for context: my dads afghan and turkisn and my moms argentinian. my dad is a richcel and between him and his brothers they run 3 difference companies.

My dads very old fashioned, he was an orphan and grew up on a farm, hes a 6'2 htn and he pretends like hes not but hes very blackpilled, hes gotten lazer treatment done, took steroids when he was younger, always speaks on peoples appreances, weight, height, etc. However hes very against surguries since hes old fashioned and thinks theyre a tool for doctors to scam peoples money

He has a brohter whos a 5 6 ltn and dogshit frame (absolutely brutal), and he tld me about how even tho the ltn brother is richer, much smarter, much more articulate, whenever theyre in public he gets treated with alot more respect; he was bragging about how he got approaced for an acting shoot in turkey (might be larp idk). my mom was there too and she told me how when they first moved to maerica that my dad got a job in a big company and that he got promted to manager in the matter of 3-4 only because of his "charm" and "aura" (thats her bluepill way of saying that he mogged the fat corporate fucks )

I opened up to him about blackpill and my insecurities, i have a slight underbite but my lower jaw isnt bad and my chin isnt rly over projected its mainly that my upperjaw (maxilla) isnt as well developed as my lower jaw so it fucks up my harmony. Ive been to a ortho last month and got a pallate expander in but once i opened up to him and explained how much it meant to me and that iw ould get it either way once im above 18 he agreed to get me any "structural" surgery as long as it desnt cause a "health risk" he told me he would pay the most money and get the best surgeon for it (hes filthy rich so this doesnt rly affect him)

all he wanted in return is, since im in turkey right now because i got bagged doing xanax with my junkie cousin, to stay in turkey till march 2026 (end of junior year); to get good grades (im very highiq and always got good grades so its not hard + the school here is pretty easy)

the parentpill is absolutely brutal, i feel bad knowing theres thousands of people here are wageslaving hoping theyll be able to afford stuff like this and I get handed it on a silver platter for baisically doing nothing. remember to keep ur head up tho we're all making it

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[ethnic subhuman]

 

[Cicciosudmaxxer]

 

[Hide]

Damn lucky

 

[ScienceCel]

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ill post before afters in a year and tag u just to prove u wrong

 

[ethnic subhuman]

ill post before afters in a year and tag u just to prove u wrong

What country are you from?

 

[ascension]

Tales + your dad sounds like a dickhead

 

[ScienceCel]

What country are you from?

live in america

 

[ScienceCel]

Tales + your dad sounds like a dickhead

ill @ u in my surgery results in a year too prove u wrong too fuck nigga

 

[ethnic subhuman]

live in america

Give me rep
You're from Argentina, right?

 

[valentine]

relatable my parents paid for my obo and LL and i just feel so bad thinking about all the subhumans who cant afford surgeries its just so depressing the parentpill is brutal

 

[ScienceCel]

Give me rep
You're from Argentina, right?

my mom is, we dont rly go since my dad makes most of the decisions and my mom just listens to him lmao

give me a rep too

 

[ethnic subhuman]

my mom is, we dont rly go since my dad makes most of the decisions and my mom just listens to him lmao

give me a rep too

Good But what country are you from?

 

[ascension]

I'd roundhouse kick your dad in the leg so hard he'd fold over like a tree being cut. Then I whip him with an uppercut before his lifeless body hits the Earth. That's what I'd do

 

[abdullah23k]

I cannot express how fucking happy I am​

for context: my dads afghan and turkisn and my moms argentinian. my dad is a richcel and between him and his brothers they run 3 difference companies.

My dads very old fashioned, he was an orphan and grew up on a farm, hes a 6'2 htn and he pretends like hes not but hes very blackpilled, hes gotten lazer treatment done, took steroids when he was younger, always speaks on peoples appreances, weight, height, etc. However hes very against surguries since hes old fashioned and thinks theyre a tool for doctors to scam peoples money

He has a brohter whos a 5 6 ltn and dogshit frame (absolutely brutal), and he tld me about how even tho the ltn brother is richer, much smarter, much more articulate, whenever theyre in public he gets treated with alot more respect; he was bragging about how he got approaced for an acting shoot in turkey (might be larp idk). my mom was there too and she told me how when they first moved to maerica that my dad got a job in a big company and that he got promted to manager in the matter of 3-4 only because of his "charm" and "aura" (thats her bluepill way of saying that he mogged the fat corporate fucks )

I opened up to him about blackpill and my insecurities, i have a slight underbite but my lower jaw isnt bad and my chin isnt rly over projected its mainly that my upperjaw (maxilla) isnt as well developed as my lower jaw so it fucks up my harmony. Ive been to a ortho last month and got a pallate expander in but once i opened up to him and explained how much it meant to me and that iw ould get it either way once im above 18 he agreed to get me any "structural" surgery as long as it desnt cause a "health risk" he told me he would pay the most money and get the best surgeon for it (hes filthy rich so this doesnt rly affect him)

all he wanted in return is, since im in turkey right now because i got bagged doing xanax with my junkie cousin, to stay in turkey till march 2026 (end of junior year); to get good grades (im very highiq and always got good grades so its not hard + the school here is pretty easy)

the parentpill is absolutely brutal, i feel bad knowing theres thousands of people here are wageslaving hoping theyll be able to afford stuff like this and I get handed it on a silver platter for baisically doing nothing. remember to keep ur head up tho we're all making it

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Top 3 things that never happened

 

[Lucid]

not a single micro spec read

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

O gotta do evrything you did but for nothing. Im scamming my parents for roid money and they are paying for my uni and living so thats pretty good ngl.

 

[SteirischeEiche]

Hello Sir, my name is Dr. Ramieri. If you tell your Father to Cashapp me 6000€ right now I will give you free Inner Light Transplant and an experimental 20 Piece LeFort 7 Skull Reconstruction Surgery, Chadlite guaranteed, Bhai!

 

[CorinthianLOX]

mirin' hard

 

[ScienceCel]

Hello Sir, my name is Dr. Ramieri. If you tell your Father to Cashapp me 6000€ right now I will give you free Inner Light Transplant and an experimental 20 Piece LeFort 7 Skull Reconstruction Surgery, Chadlite guaranteed, Bhai!

seems promising Dr. Ramieri, ill have my father transfer the money right away? WIll this surgery make me more appeal like chico or psl like jordan?

 

[SteirischeEiche]

seems promising Dr. Ramieri, ill have my father transfer the money right away? WIll this surgery make me more appeal like chico or psl like jordan?

You will reincarnate into True Adam after we harvest your Kidneys and sell them to the Rothschilds

7.5 PSL Adamlite guaranteed Sir, come to Calcutta Medical Center for Personality Improvement

 

[hasba1feuj]

what the fuck you are afghan and argentinian? where do you livs

 

[icebl00d._.03]

I cannot express how fucking happy I am​

for context: my dads afghan and turkisn and my moms argentinian. my dad is a richcel and between him and his brothers they run 3 difference companies.

My dads very old fashioned, he was an orphan and grew up on a farm, hes a 6'2 htn and he pretends like hes not but hes very blackpilled, hes gotten lazer treatment done, took steroids when he was younger, always speaks on peoples appreances, weight, height, etc. However hes very against surguries since hes old fashioned and thinks theyre a tool for doctors to scam peoples money

He has a brohter whos a 5 6 ltn and dogshit frame (absolutely brutal), and he tld me about how even tho the ltn brother is richer, much smarter, much more articulate, whenever theyre in public he gets treated with alot more respect; he was bragging about how he got approaced for an acting shoot in turkey (might be larp idk). my mom was there too and she told me how when they first moved to maerica that my dad got a job in a big company and that he got promted to manager in the matter of 3-4 only because of his "charm" and "aura" (thats her bluepill way of saying that he mogged the fat corporate fucks )

I opened up to him about blackpill and my insecurities, i have a slight underbite but my lower jaw isnt bad and my chin isnt rly over projected its mainly that my upperjaw (maxilla) isnt as well developed as my lower jaw so it fucks up my harmony. Ive been to a ortho last month and got a pallate expander in but once i opened up to him and explained how much it meant to me and that iw ould get it either way once im above 18 he agreed to get me any "structural" surgery as long as it desnt cause a "health risk" he told me he would pay the most money and get the best surgeon for it (hes filthy rich so this doesnt rly affect him)

all he wanted in return is, since im in turkey right now because i got bagged doing xanax with my junkie cousin, to stay in turkey till march 2026 (end of junior year); to get good grades (im very highiq and always got good grades so its not hard + the school here is pretty easy)

the parentpill is absolutely brutal, i feel bad knowing theres thousands of people here are wageslaving hoping theyll be able to afford stuff like this and I get handed it on a silver platter for baisically doing nothing. remember to keep ur head up tho we're all making it

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So you live in Argentina, Türkiye or the US?