Bloat descended me so hard.

RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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Muh softmaxxing. Muh haircut. It's all about bloat and facial definition u fagsss. I looked so majestic when I was cardiomaxxING alm day. Now I am carb maxxing and it is shlwing
 

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From solid HTN to plain LTN in matter of 3 days
 
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@Thebuffdon
 
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You need an autism diagnosis
 
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Breuh flamingos never ending battle with bloat
 
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hahaha no amount of carbs or sugar or salt bloat me only creatine
 
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hahaha no amount of carbs or sugar or salt bloat me only creatine
I take loads of creatine. Also creatine doesn't cause bloat. Not in face atleast. It even prevents facial bloat
 
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I'm new here but if he does this all time then there's definitely something wrong with nigga
Nah tbh i find it fun to post here now and then. Someday I'll stop cuz I think it'll become belong but for now it's fun
 
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Boring* not belong
 
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Muh softmaxxing. Muh haircut. It's all about bloat and facial definition u fagsss. I looked so majestic when I was cardiomaxxING alm day. Now I am carb maxxing and it is shlwing
why do you use carbs then? fuck that and fuck salt
 
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why do you use carbs then? fuck that and fuck salt
To look bigger nigger. Also it helps me. Sleep cuz bloat makes me drowsy
 
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IMG 0413
 
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solid htn in what universe bro
 
You look worse yes
 
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Funky Flamingo, once a sight to behold,
With a gaze sharp as diamonds, a presence so bold.
Curls like the crest of a wave in the sea,
A figure of grace, oh, who could disagree?

But lurking in shadows, the bloat crept in,
A sly, wicked curse that wore down his skin.
It whispered of pleasures, of comfort, of ease,
While stealing the glow from his cheeks like a breeze.

His jawline, once chiseled, grew soft at the seams,
His eyes lost their sparkle, his mirror held screams.
The bloat was a tyrant, a thief of his prime,
Turning moments of joy into echoes of time.

He fought and he struggled, he clawed through the haze,
Chasing the light of his long-lost days.
Yet the bloat clung tight, with its insidious hold,
A shadow that whispered, "You’ll never be whole."

Now Funky Flamingo still walks the same path,
His face etched with time and the bloat’s aftermath.
The fire remains, but it flickers and fades,
A prisoner still in the bloat's endless maze.

For some battles linger, their scars never cease,
And Funky Flamingo finds no lasting peace.
Though his soul is resilient, his strength near devout,
The bloat watches closely, still dragging him out.
 
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I take loads of creatine. Also creatine doesn't cause bloat. Not in face atleast. It even prevents facial bloat
well it definitely bloated me, i used monohydrate btw
 
I'm glad I put op on ignore months ago
 
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I’ve been trying to put some mass on my incel frame and all it does bloat my fucking face and make me look like a child:pepefrown:

Normally my face looks starvationmaxxed but when i weigh abovd 65kg i have a fat fucking chubby face… fuck my life :feelscry::feelsrope:
 

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