Bloat is destroying my life

Rate me with gigabloat after workout

  • Subhuman

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • Ltn (right choice maybe low ltn)

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • Mtn (maybe)

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • Htn

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • CL

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chad

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    17
RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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Wtf. Same day btw. I het very bloated after a gym session
 

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5hrs diff
 
I weigh 96kg rn
 
u look good
 
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How much water ur drinking? Probably not enough, also cut down on carb and salts
 
How much water ur drinking? Probably not enough, also cut down on carb and salts
I have phd in bloating and debloating. I am just here crying about my bloat but its my fault so i know what is happening
 
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Howd ik who it was without seeing the op

Literally just quit eating fatass
 
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99999999999th funkyflamingo rating post
 
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In all honesty i think ur pretty softmaxxed at high mtn- low htn. YOU HAVE TO FIX UR FUCKING NOSE
Rate the after u ginger not the first pic. First pic mogs second pic is shit
 
In all honesty i think ur pretty softmaxxed at high mtn- low htn. YOU HAVE TO FIX UR FUCKING NOSE
but what is my potential with good nose? Nose looks good here
 

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Bro this is so insanely frauded but solid htn id say
Wdym frauded??? The nose is still same here just different angle. So with good nose high htn??
 
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Wdym frauded??? The nose is still same here just different angle. So with good nose high htn??
Nigga ur squinting and at a very frauded angle. High htn is a reach with ur head shape ive already said this
 
You looked the best before you did anything to your face.
Girls give me way better signals than begore tbh so ur just yapping
 
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No cope i am serious brother believe me or not it is what it is
How can swelling last this long? Can u not do anything to speed up the healing process like cold compresses daily or some shit
 
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How can swelling last this long? Can u not do anything to speed up the healing process like cold compresses daily or some shit
i m too lazy
 
How can swelling last this long? Can u not do anything to speed up the healing process like cold compresses daily or some shit
Lost or workout slows down the roocess which i am maxxing since day 1 jflll it bery smart of me this could take 4 years to settle
 
How can swelling last this long? Can u not do anything to speed up the healing process like cold compresses daily or some shit
Also even tho bloat makes me uglier i really love the feeling it gives me i get zero stress idgaf what others think of me and my confidence skyrockets its the best feeling only shitty is that when i bloat wayyy too much it becoems unconfortable and my breathing becomes harder and chest hurts a. Lil but normal bloat is chilll i fucking love that feeling olus it makes me way stronger when lifitng
 
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Also even tho bloat makes me uglier i really love the feeling it gives me i get zero stress idgaf what others think of me and my confidence skyrockets its the best feeling only shitty is that when i bloat wayyy too much it becoems unconfortable and my breathing becomes harder and chest hurts a. Lil but normal bloat is chilll i fucking love that feeling olus it makes me way stronger when lifitng
I agree tbh bc i feel the best when i est whatever i want thank god i dont bloat hard. All i eat is goyslop and i stay pretty debloated. If u truly want to stay debloated why dont u abuse furo
 
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I agree tbh bc i feel the best when i est whatever i want thank god i dont bloat hard. All i eat is goyslop and i stay pretty debloated. If u truly want to stay debloated why dont u abuse furo
Bro last time i did that my face looked oike a skeleton. My true leanness is below 10bf for sureee. If i do 120mg furo each day for 3 days straight ill lose all my water weight and get hollow cheeks. But i will feel like UTTER shit and my eyebags become wayy worse
 
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I agree tbh bc i feel the best when i est whatever i want thank god i dont bloat hard. All i eat is goyslop and i stay pretty debloated. If u truly want to stay debloated why dont u abuse furo
Yeah blosting too hard is fucking annoying but bloat to a moderate level . Which u do cuz u eat goyslop. Thats when u feel great and chill
 
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Bro last time i did that my face looked oike a skeleton. My true leanness is below 10bf for sureee. If i do 120mg furo each day for 3 days straight ill lose all my water weight and get hollow cheeks. But i will feel like UTTER shit and my eyebags become wayy worse
I literally have some in my drawer but im too high inhib to use it
Yeah blosting too hard is fucking annoying but bloat to a moderate level . Which u do cuz u eat goyslop. Thats when u feel great and chill
bloating aka having healthy hormones, i wanna start cooking my own food, ill mog so hsrd
 
Are u fasting? chad
 
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Fix that nose
 
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Go get urself checked by a doc or something if u keep getting bloated like that
“PhD in Debloating” :forcedsmile:
 
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I do it on purpose nigga
when will u realize its not only bloat but also having inferior bonestructure
which is why chad can go drinking and eat pizzas all week in Tenerife while u have to overly manage what u eat to look human :feelsuhh:
 
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Ltn
 
Ik but it’s obv botched and he copes with muh swelling
Botched or not, it's an improvement over the subhuman nose he had before. I personally don't see it as the big harmony problem now, his head and gonion shape are the real problems.
 
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