Bloat is impossible to fix if you are a true bloatcel unless you get surgery

[ManletJordanBarrett]

I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.

 

[kanker]

pm pics

 

[ManletJordanBarrett]

Forgot to mention, the other method is just getting shredded, but this takes considerable time and effort.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Didn't listen to @Never Get Up

 

[cc_7373]

I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.

Send pics also you're probably got a subhuman bonemass and are fat, plus bad debloating

 

[ManletJordanBarrett]

Send pics also you're probably got a subhuman bonemass and are fat, plus bad debloating

Ok buddy you be the judge I’ll PM

 

[RapeAllFemales]

You are too lazy go work out

 

[6millionmaxx]

or maybe ur just boneless

 

[ManletJordanBarrett]

or maybe ur just boneless

yeah it’s all just one big LARP and im making up how i look vastly better when i don't eat slop and i am on a high potassium diet, just a fucking made up tale

 

[6millionmaxx]

yeah it’s all just one big LARP and im making up how i look vastly better when i don't eat slop and i am on a high potassium diet, just a fucking made up tale

so u have to heavily restrict ur diet while eating high amounts of potassium to even look lean? ur just proving my point

 

[0proteindiet]

bloat doesnt exist when you're lean

 

[ManletJordanBarrett]

so u have to heavily restrict ur diet while eating high amounts of potassium to even look lean? ur just proving my point

I mean if that’s what you mean by boneless yeah I guess im boneless but I without a doubt ascend significantly when lean

 

[ManletJordanBarrett]

bloat doesnt exist when you're lean

Hard to get lean when you live on the verge of suicide

 

[horsefacin]

pm me pls

 

[ZAATOP4]

I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.

send pic in pm

 

[RapeAllFemales]

do ketogenic diet and drink lots of water

 

[0proteindiet]

Hard to get lean when you live on the verge of suicide

Literally just put the fork down getting lean is easier than taking a shit

 

[horsefacin]

Hard to get lean when you live on the verge of suicide

Unlucky when i’m real depressed i have no appetite at all so it comes easy

 

[manletmogger]

How often should you take furosemide?

 

[Klasik616]

Some people might look bloated because their skull is too wide. Haven't seen real bloating problems in tall narrow skull, they might have cheeks fat but is easier to look slim than having a wide and big skull.

 

[tweaqo]

I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.

I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.

Stop sodium flushing and eating so much potassium, it’s useless because your body becomes tolerant to it then u gotta consume less and less sodium, it’s a never ending cycle of cutting out sodium bro.

 

[Dele Alli Regen]

just boneless then unfortunately

 

[omnilegent]

Just starve nigga.
U finished puberty right? If yes then that means you can starve and chew carrots from time to time all you want

 

[carouselenjoyer]

Forgot to mention, the other method is just getting shredded, but this takes considerable time and effort.

Tbh man I feel you, I’m already framelet tier weight and height and my bones are barely showing and I look bloated af, it’s totally just cuz I’m boneless tho and not cuz of bloat. I don’t know my bodyfat but I might just cope with longer hair again to mask my bloat before gymcelling and lean bulking and inevitably injecting

 

[Eblan]

Tbh man I feel you, I’m already framelet tier weight and height and my bones are barely showing and I look bloated af, it’s totally just cuz I’m boneless tho and not cuz of bloat. I don’t know my bodyfat but I might just cope with longer hair again to mask my bloat before gymcelling and lean bulking and inevitably injecting

How old are you. Maybe it's just baby fat

 

[carouselenjoyer]

How old are you. Maybe it's just baby fat

Fckn 17 bro it’s legit over for my bones, I cope with David Gandy n Eduard Badalutas ascension sometimes but legit they’re still pretty boys/handsome regardless even without bones and I’m just ethnic curry. I also have a flatter profile prob cuz of my shitty ass posture or my 0.000001 east asian dna . My only softmax rn is to just gymcel and roid at 18 and if that doesn’t seal the deal then implants or genio+buccal removal

 

[carouselenjoyer]

Yeah no

How old are you. Maybe it's just baby fat

yeah no just changed pfp to myself for a bit n almost caged at how much I resembled Elliot Rodger