Bloat is impossible to fix if you are a true bloatcel unless you get surgery

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I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.
 
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Forgot to mention, the other method is just getting shredded, but this takes considerable time and effort.
 
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Didn't listen to @Never Get Up
 
I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.
Send pics also you're probably got a subhuman bonemass and are fat, plus bad debloating
 
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Send pics also you're probably got a subhuman bonemass and are fat, plus bad debloating
Ok buddy you be the judge I’ll PM
 
You are too lazy go work out
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or maybe ur just boneless
 
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or maybe ur just boneless
yeah it’s all just one big LARP and im making up how i look vastly better when i don't eat slop and i am on a high potassium diet, just a fucking made up tale
 
yeah it’s all just one big LARP and im making up how i look vastly better when i don't eat slop and i am on a high potassium diet, just a fucking made up tale
so u have to heavily restrict ur diet while eating high amounts of potassium to even look lean? ur just proving my point
 
bloat doesnt exist when you're lean
 
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so u have to heavily restrict ur diet while eating high amounts of potassium to even look lean? ur just proving my point
I mean if that’s what you mean by boneless yeah I guess im boneless but I without a doubt ascend significantly when lean
 
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I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.
send pic in pm
 
do ketogenic diet and drink lots of water
 
How often should you take furosemide?
 
Some people might look bloated because their skull is too wide. Haven't seen real bloating problems in tall narrow skull, they might have cheeks fat but is easier to look slim than having a wide and big skull.
 
I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.
I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.
Stop sodium flushing and eating so much potassium, it’s useless because your body becomes tolerant to it then u gotta consume less and less sodium, it’s a never ending cycle of cutting out sodium bro.
 
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just boneless then unfortunately
 
Just starve nigga.
U finished puberty right? If yes then that means you can starve and chew carrots from time to time all you want
 
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Forgot to mention, the other method is just getting shredded, but this takes considerable time and effort.
Tbh man I feel you, I’m already framelet tier weight and height and my bones are barely showing and I look bloated af, it’s totally just cuz I’m boneless tho and not cuz of bloat. I don’t know my bodyfat but I might just cope with longer hair again to mask my bloat before gymcelling and lean bulking and inevitably injecting
 
Tbh man I feel you, I’m already framelet tier weight and height and my bones are barely showing and I look bloated af, it’s totally just cuz I’m boneless tho and not cuz of bloat. I don’t know my bodyfat but I might just cope with longer hair again to mask my bloat before gymcelling and lean bulking and inevitably injecting
How old are you. Maybe it's just baby fat
 
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How old are you. Maybe it's just baby fat
Fckn 17 bro it’s legit over for my bones, I cope with David Gandy n Eduard Badalutas ascension sometimes but legit they’re still pretty boys/handsome regardless even without bones and I’m just ethnic curry. I also have a flatter profile prob cuz of my shitty ass posture or my 0.000001 east asian dna :feelswah:. My only softmax rn is to just gymcel and roid at 18 and if that doesn’t seal the deal then implants or genio+buccal removal
 
Yeah no
How old are you. Maybe it's just baby fat
yeah no just changed pfp to myself for a bit n almost caged at how much I resembled Elliot Rodger :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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Fckn 17 bro it’s legit over for my bones, I cope with David Gandy n Eduard Badalutas ascension sometimes but legit they’re still pretty boys/handsome regardless even without bones and I’m just ethnic curry. I also have a flatter profile prob cuz of my shitty ass posture or my 0.000001 east asian dna :feelswah:. My only softmax rn is to just gymcel and roid at 18 and if that doesn’t seal the deal then implants or genio+buccal removal
thought about lipolab? helped me get hollow cheeks, use gua sha also, I'm at like 11% bf I'm east asian as well. stop being a bitch and do something. getting taller its much easier to maintain a lower bf, I went from 5,10- 6,1 in around a year (still in puberty though) hopefully going to get to 6,3
 
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Yeah no

yeah no just changed pfp to myself for a bit n almost caged at how much I resembled Elliot Rodger :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
i mean also too it could be baby fat, when my mother was like 17 she had hella baby fat, like 5 years later she had a jawline and everything and weighed the same. its an east asian thing
 
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thought about lipolab? helped me get hollow cheeks, use gua sha also, I'm at like 11% bf I'm east asian as well. stop being a bitch and do something. getting taller its much easier to maintain a lower bf, I went from 5,10- 6,1 in around a year (still in puberty though) hopefully going to get to 6,3
I’m just gymceling rn but I’m not sure abt my hormones so I’m getting a lab soon, I won’t get any fat removal cuz tbh it’s either baby fat or boneless, if it’s the latter may as well just start saving
 
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I’m just gymceling rn but I’m not sure abt my hormones so I’m getting a lab soon, I won’t get any fat removal cuz tbh it’s either baby fat or boneless, if it’s the latter may as well just start saving
I wouldn't use steroids... you never know what can happen later in life. One of my fathers closest friends died at 60 he was "healthy" but used steroids younger. Youre in your prime just workout and eat right.
 
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Bloating is Feminine. Bloating = Fat. Fat = Estrogen. Estrogen = Feminine. This is why it's unappealing to women.
Girls instinctively want lean-faced, hollow-looking Chads. it's a primal thing. A lean face is dimorphic.
 
The only solution is buccal fat removal and PRAY that it will not be BOTCHED.
 
I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.
If you are boneless and bloatcell then no fucking shit you cant see your bones after debloating
 
I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.
Height and Weight?
 
I have been fighting bloat for a year now and in this time I have come to the conclusion that the only way to truly beat this monster is with buccal fat removal. A lot of Chads on here will say “oh bro just use potassium chloride/diuretics/drink water” but that’s all cope. Potassium chloride works yes, but if you really have bad bloat genes like me, the moment you eat a singular bite of slop, you will inflate like a water balloon, so you are just in this endless battle of bloating and debloating, also, you can’t eat anything that tastes good or you will be ugly as fuck. Diuretics work but they will damage your health if you use them frequently, so they are only good for special occasions, meaning you will be ugly most of the time.

The only real way to fix this problem if you are like me (bloatcel that can’t consume sodium without descending into sub 3 territory) Is to have a surgeon take the fat out of your cheeks. I am currently saving up money for this procedure because I’m tired of this shit.
Eat raw meat retard, don't worry too much about bloating bhai
 
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