Blow Job Self Defense: Dick Bite Attack... What to do???

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Just imagine you are getting a blowjob, and it’s okay, but then all of a sudden the whore chomps down on your dick like a Shark sinking it’s teeth into pray, latching on and not letting go until your Dick is Bitten Off...

what do u do?!?!?!!!
You have limited time to act until your di is gone in her stomach forever...

Honestly I do not know, so pls provide some answers and discussions ...

Here’s some ideas and discussion


-Punch her face and jaw (might not work but might be effective at severing your dick)

-punch her in the throat or press very hard fingers in throat while covering her nose

-gauge her eyes out

-pinch a nipple

-Open jaws???
(I don’t think it works, jaws are very strong, so your dick might be eaten)

-Snap neck



This all the methods of defense I can think of, but what’s most important is sh opens and loosens up her jaw as quickly as possible

What techniques are effective at her not biting down on your dick anymore???

 

[Hector]

Thw first think I would do is Pray to Gandy

The second is register myself in a gubernamental abuser list

 

[Deleted member 7027]

hold a pistol somewhere near u. if u are sneaky enough then in ur hand. or get a blowjob near the bed, while the pistol is lying under the bed.

 

[Deleted member 7027]

and quickly take it out from under the bed

 

[Deleted member 7027]

basically get a blowjob anywhere, but only near the pistol

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

hold a pistol somewhere near u. if u are sneaky enough then in ur hand. or get a blowjob near the bed, while the pistol is lying under the bed.

Nah, this girl doesn’t care if she dies, she only wants your dick to be eaten in her stomach you have 3-10 seconds fast to act.

 

[Deleted member 5927]

you will never get a blowjob bro don't worry

 

[Deleted member 7027]

Nah, this girl doesn’t care if she dies, she only wants your dick to be eaten in her stomach you have 3-10 seconds fast to act.

Well thats kinda what I meant. u have to be very close to the pistol and whip it out fast enough and shoot her. I think you can do it in 3-5 seconds.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Well thats kinda what I meant. u have to be very close to the pistol and whip it out fast enough and shoot her. I think you can do it in 3-5 seconds.

I got you.

Where should u shoot? I don’t want to accidentally shoot my dick too lol

 

[Deleted member 7027]

like this

 

[Deleted member 7027]

I got you.

Where should u shoot? I don’t want to accidentally shoot my dick too lol

Well.. in her head? When she dies her muscles will relax so your dick won't be torn off when she falls on the ground but just in case try holding her head when you shoot her.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

like this View attachment 460709

Should u shoot top of head or neck

you don’t want her to bite very hard the second you shoot

 

[Danish_Retard]

-gauge her eyes out

-Open jaws???
(I don’t think it works, jaws are very strong, so your dick might be eaten)

Going for her eyes would work, but you would get prison for life because courts are fucked.
You could open perhaps her jaws if you're gymmaxxed but our bite is really fucking strong. I can't keep my own jar from biting down even when I use full force. Something I just did to test this jfl.

 

[Danish_Retard]

But tbh, because the bite is so strong your dick will be gone before you can do anything. Over.

 

[Deleted member 7027]

Should u shoot top of head or neck

you don’t want her to bite very hard the second you shoot

I would go for the top. And yes that's true but I believe that her jaw muscles should relax the moment she dies.

 

[Jagged0]

Op looking for tips to rapemax

 

[Deleted member 3270]

hold a needle somewhere in your clothes (dont be a fool and strip fully) and pull put that shit out right then and put it to her eye, period

 

[Deleted member 5818]

I actually think about this shit often and I’m yet to come up with a solution

 

[Jagged0]

I actually think about this shit often and I’m yet to come up with a solution

There is no solution besides knocking out her teeth and having a bloody bj

 

[Deleted member 5818]

I think there’s no solution as soon as she decides to bite into the cock it’s gone

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Low IQ thread

 

[Slayerino]

Just imagine you are getting a blowjob, and it’s okay, but then all of a sudden the whore chomps down on your dick like a Shark sinking it’s teeth into pray, latching on and not letting go until your Dick is Bitten Off...

what do u do?!?!?!!!
You have limited time to act until your di is gone in her stomach forever...
View attachment 460698


Honestly I do not know, so pls provide some answers and discussions ...

Here’s some ideas and discussion


-Punch her face and jaw (might not work but might be effective at severing your dick)

-punch her in the throat or press very hard fingers in throat while covering her nose

-gauge her eyes out

-pinch a nipple

-Open jaws???
(I don’t think it works, jaws are very strong, so your dick might be eaten)

-Snap neck



This all the methods of defense I can think of, but what’s most important is sh opens and loosens up her jaw as quickly as possible

What techniques are effective at her not biting down on your dick anymore???

View attachment 460699

I always have a crowbar with me when I get a blowjob from hoes I barely know. The jaw muscles can be as strong as they can be, but the moment I slide this inside her mouth(breaking a couple of the where's teeth) she'll loose all the initiative.

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

nice thread

 

[Deleted member 6856]

Most stupid thread i've ever seen,why a foid accepts blowjob if she gonna bite?jfl

 

[Drakos]

Jfl smack her

 

[Deleted member 5818]

Low IQ thread

Low IQ user

 

[Slayerino]

Most stupid thread i've ever seen,why a foid accepts blowjob if she gonna bite?jfl

Because he wants to rape her. He's asking for rape tips jfl.

 

[Deleted member 2968]

just don't have goth gf theory

 

[Deleted member 5393]

Is it even possible to bite off the dick

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Is it even possible to bite off the dick

Have you never heard of hot dogs???

just lol at this guy right here.

 

[Jagged0]

Is it even possible to bite off the dick

Your teeth are comparable to diamonds your jaw is strong enough to bite through a lot of things if not for the limits on your brain can it cut through a boneless piece of meat called your dick? YES

 

[Deleted member 5694]

She has 2 eyes, you have 10 fingers. Endless possibilities the hard part is getting you and your dick to a hospital to get it back

 

[Mr.cope]

Op if you wanted to rape you should’ve just said so
you just need a couple of chloroform rags and they won’t even be awake so you don’t have to worry about being bitten

 

[ThreadMatters]

Instructions unclear i bited my own dick off

 

[Lux]

If you choke her fast enough she should cough reflexively. Only real solutions involve the neck or an instant knockout.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

If you choke her fast enough she should cough reflexively. Only real solutions involve the neck or an instant knockout.

Nice nice nice!!! this is the best answer so far

 

[Lorsss]

JUST SHRINK HER NOSE
For her instinct, she will oper her mouth to breath!

Another method could be pressing her eyeballs with all your strength

 

[PYT]

Just imagine you are getting a blowjob, and it’s okay, but then all of a sudden the whore chomps down on your dick like a Shark sinking it’s teeth into pray, latching on and not letting go until your Dick is Bitten Off...

what do u do?!?!?!!!
You have limited time to act until your di is gone in her stomach forever...
View attachment 460698


Honestly I do not know, so pls provide some answers and discussions ...

Here’s some ideas and discussion


-Punch her face and jaw (might not work but might be effective at severing your dick)

-punch her in the throat or press very hard fingers in throat while covering her nose

-gauge her eyes out

-pinch a nipple

-Open jaws???
(I don’t think it works, jaws are very strong, so your dick might be eaten)

-Snap neck



This all the methods of defense I can think of, but what’s most important is sh opens and loosens up her jaw as quickly as possible

What techniques are effective at her not biting down on your dick anymore???

View attachment 460699

would legit snap her neck, you don’t know if she’s a tank and can handle getting punched or her eyes gauged. you have to deal w the problem asap

 

[Spierdolony]

hold a pistol somewhere near u. if u are sneaky enough then in ur hand. or get a blowjob near the bed, while the pistol is lying under the bed.

WTF am i reading

 

[Elias]

this thread is one of the funniest things ive read in a while

 

[BigBoy]

Rape her

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Rape her

I already did, that’s how I got myself in this situation u idiot.

 

[BigBoy]

I already did, that’s how I got myself in this situation u idiot.

Then rape her again

 

[Swolepenisman]

Punch throat in bony part will force her to gag and release most likely

 

[Swolepenisman]

Bumo

 

[Truecel14]

It depends on how your getting a blowjob tbh, you need to grab her by the throat and attempt to choke her.

 

[RichardSpencel]

 

[Deleted member 439]

honestly
what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Deleted member 1476]

honestly
what the fuck is wrong with you?

@tincelw = all-time gigabro

 

[Deleted member 3832]

I would murder her in the most gruesome way possible.

I would snap her limbs and joints, rip her ribs out, and pull out all of her organs.