bouncer tried to jestermaxx infront of a foid

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I was in line waiting to enter a pub with a situationship who i dont gaf about really , when we get to the door he is some short bbc buff guy and he goes “ oh this your girl ?” i said “kinda” as i awkward laughed , and he goes “ i coulda sworn i saw you here with some other girl last weekend “ :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels: :feelsmega: .. meanwhile i had no idea what he was talking about so i said “ nice jestermaxx but nah i never been here “ and he daps me up and then we go in and all fucking night she kept bugging me about that “ other girl” lol
 
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I was in line waiting to enter a pub with a situationship who i dont gaf about really , when we get to the door he is some short bbc buff guy and he goes “ oh this your girl ?” i said “kinda” as i awkward laughed , and he goes “ i coulda sworn i saw you here with some other girl last weekend “ :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels: :feelsmega: .. meanwhile i had no idea what he was talking about so i said “ nice jestermaxx but nah i never been here “ and he daps me up and then we go in and all fucking night she kept bugging me about that “ other girl” lol
Jfl I believed you up until you said nice jestermaxx bro you’re not that retarded
 
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He triggered her competition anxiety and increased your status be grateful bai
 
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Jfl I believed you up until you said nice jestermaxx bro you’re not that retarded
Nah I’ve done autistic af references like that irl you’d be surprised how much people don’t care.
 
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I was in line waiting to enter a pub with a situationship who i dont gaf about really , when we get to the door he is some short bbc buff guy and he goes “ oh this your girl ?” i said “kinda” as i awkward laughed , and he goes “ i coulda sworn i saw you here with some other girl last weekend “ :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels: :feelsmega: .. meanwhile i had no idea what he was talking about so i said “ nice jestermaxx but nah i never been here “ and he daps me up and then we go in and all fucking night she kept bugging me about that “ other girl” lol
u mog him
 
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Jfl I believed you up until you said nice jestermaxx bro you’re not that retarded
I use psl lingo irl he just didnt care or didnt hear me , he was next to some other security guard
 

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