bouncer tried to jestermaxx infront of a foid

[edodalic29]

I was in line waiting to enter a pub with a situationship who i dont gaf about really , when we get to the door he is some short bbc buff guy and he goes “ oh this your girl ?” i said “kinda” as i awkward laughed , and he goes “ i coulda sworn i saw you here with some other girl last weekend “ .. meanwhile i had no idea what he was talking about so i said “ nice jestermaxx but nah i never been here “ and he daps me up and then we go in and all fucking night she kept bugging me about that “ other girl” lol

 

[davidlaidisme67]

I was in line waiting to enter a pub with a situationship who i dont gaf about really , when we get to the door he is some short bbc buff guy and he goes “ oh this your girl ?” i said “kinda” as i awkward laughed , and he goes “ i coulda sworn i saw you here with some other girl last weekend “ .. meanwhile i had no idea what he was talking about so i said “ nice jestermaxx but nah i never been here “ and he daps me up and then we go in and all fucking night she kept bugging me about that “ other girl” lol

Jfl I believed you up until you said nice jestermaxx bro you’re not that retarded

 

[snowbunnypolice]

He triggered her competition anxiety and increased your status be grateful bai

 

[snowbunnypolice]

Jfl I believed you up until you said nice jestermaxx bro you’re not that retarded

Nah I’ve done autistic af references like that irl you’d be surprised how much people don’t care.

 

[Deleted member 115987]

I was in line waiting to enter a pub with a situationship who i dont gaf about really , when we get to the door he is some short bbc buff guy and he goes “ oh this your girl ?” i said “kinda” as i awkward laughed , and he goes “ i coulda sworn i saw you here with some other girl last weekend “ .. meanwhile i had no idea what he was talking about so i said “ nice jestermaxx but nah i never been here “ and he daps me up and then we go in and all fucking night she kept bugging me about that “ other girl” lol

u mog him

 

[edodalic29]

Jfl I believed you up until you said nice jestermaxx bro you’re not that retarded

I use psl lingo irl he just didnt care or didnt hear me , he was next to some other security guard

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

U should mog him

 

[oijuyfdtrg]

nice larp
U and ur girl got plowed by bbc right after

 

[160cmcurry]

 

[Deleted member 115100]

behen ke lawde saale

 

[afroheadluke]

meanwhile i had no idea what he was talking about so i said “ nice jestermaxx but nah i never been here “ and he daps me up

nigga would never say this + this entire ordeal never occurred shutup

 

[superpsycho]

cagefuel lmao