Boys I’m so drunk rn

[noahwillascend]

Boys I’m so drink rn hahhahaha i love life lol

 

[ey88]

I will be very soon

 

[noahwillascend]

I will be very soon

Bro im so drunk

 

[NordicLeonhard]

Ramblings

 

[axttt_]

i was a little bit ago but ive sobered up some now

 

[got.daim]

send feet pictures

 

[noahwillascend]

Ramblings

Bro life is worth living with alcohol lmaoooo

 

[noahwillascend]

 

[NordicLeonhard]

Bro life is worth living with alcohol lmaooooView attachment 3395432

As long as ur having fun i guess

 

[noahwillascend]

As long as ur having fun i guess

lol I know I’m still subhuman with alcohol but at least I pos there

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

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Does your parents know you drink ?

 

[noahwillascend]

Does your parents know you drink ?

Yes this is my first time drunk

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

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Is there women there ?

 

[noahwillascend]

Is there women there ?

No only men

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

No only men

What’s your Age?

 

[noahwillascend]

Age?

18

 

[mrmogger2882]

Start a fight when ur drunk. Free bonesmash session and u won’t feel a thing

 

[The Grinch]

Stfu nobody cares and stop posting those weird videos

 

[noahwillascend]

Stfu nobody cares and stop posting those weird videos

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

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budweiser is the biggest pussy drink

 

[mightbecooked123]

Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + Balkan parents + English or Spanish + German stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk + Belgian waffle warfare + Taiwanese bubble tea sword fighting + Baltic seagull herding + Bulgarian yogurt slapping + Greek democracy juggling + aggressive Slovakian onion wrestling + Polish pierogi skydiving + Indian naan parkour + Surinamese coconut bowling + Russian snowflake harvesting + Turkish baklava demolition + Swedish IKEA speed-building + Italian spaghetti tightrope walking + French croissant karate + Portuguese sardine tattooing + Korean kimchi cannon launching + Mexican tamale fencing + Chinese dragon juggling + Scottish bagpipe boxing + Croatian fence chewing + Venezuelan empanada breakdancing + Icelandic glacier juggling + Australian emu breakouts + Canadian maple syrup sumo + Egyptian hieroglyph decoding + Afghan rug unrolling + Colombian coffee lassoing + Japanese sushi sprinting + Ethiopian injera diving + Sudanese sandcastle slapping + Nigerian palm wine snorkeling + Saudi oil spill racing + Ukrainian sunflower hurdling + Kazakh eagle snowboarding + Uzbek plov powerlifting + Chilean llama dodging + Cuban cigar surfing + Tanzanian giraffe whispering + Samoan coconut sumo + Kiwi hobbit wrangling + Antarctic iceberg arm wrestling + Brazilian carnival stampeding + Argentinian tango tightrope + Peruvian guinea pig farming + Bolivian llama sumo + Paraguayan harp climbing + Uruguayan mate kickboxing + Ecuadorian volcano wrestling + Guatemalan tortilla spinning + Panamanian canal bowling + Salvadoran volcano whispering + Costa Rican rainforest ziplining + Honduran hammock fencing + Belizean shark tickling + Haitian ghost herding + Dominican mango juggling + Puerto Rican coquí boxing + Jamaican jerk chicken air hockey + Barbadian flying fish skipping + Trinidadian rum-powered kitesurfing + Guyanese jungle limbo + Malaysian palm oil pogo sticking + Singaporean skyscraper tightrope walking + Thai durian catching + Filipino adobo cannonballing + Vietnamese spring roll surfing + Laotian sticky rice slapping + Cambodian temple unbuilding + Burmese curry frisbee + Bangladeshi jam fishing + Bhutanese mountain goat jousting + Nepali Sherpa base jumping + Pakistani chai waterfall diving + Sri Lankan coconut cricket + Maldivian underwater disco + Kazakh goat lassoing + Turkmen horse whispering + Tajik yak racing + Kyrgyz potato juggling + Georgian supra dancing + Azerbaijani flame spitting + Armenian apricot juggling + Mongolian horse bowling + Siberian ice cube juggling + Finnish reindeer karaoke + Norwegian fjord shotput + Danish bacon trampoline + Dutch cheese hammering + Belgian chocolate archery + Luxembourgish treasure counting + Swiss fondue jousting + Austrian schnitzel flying + Liechtenstein yodel spitting + Andorran snowball bartering + Spanish sangria swimming + Portuguese cork flipping + French baguette juggling + German bratwurst climbing + Polish accordion wrestling + Czech beer dodging + Hungarian paprika juggling + Romanian garlic dueling + Bulgarian goat flossing + Serbian plum juggling + Montenegrin cliff karaoke + Bosnian bridge juggling + Albanian bunker flipping + Macedonian kebab chasing + Kosovar bread somersaults + Greek feta parachuting + Cypriot olive slapping + Turkish kebab hammering + Israeli hummus juggling + Jordanian sandstorm racing + Lebanese falafel skydiving + Syrian spice bowling + Iraqi tea juggling + Kuwaiti goldfish farming + Yemeni salt mine racing + Omani date slapping + Qatari camel whispering + Emirati skyscraper bowling + Bahraini pearl juggling + Iranian kebab unrolling + Afghan kite juggling + Uzbek onion farming + Kyrgyz blanket spinning + Tajik spice sniffing + Kazakh snowball juggling + Mongolian cloud stealing + Russian vodka cloud sniffing + Arctic polar bear surfing + Hawaiian hula hoop battling + Floridian alligator racing + Texan barbecue shot-put + Alaskan salmon juggling + New Yorker pizza folding competitions + Californian avocado tossing + Bostonian lobster curling + South Dakotan bison whispering + Nevadan roulette flipping + Montanan grizzly wrestling + Coloradan mountain parachuting + Arizona desert dancing + Brazilian samba lassoing + Peruvian alpaca knitting + Chilean glacier sliding + Bolivian salt painting + Colombian salsa juggling + Venezuelan oil cannon + Scottish whiskey juggling + Irish potato whispering + Icelandic volcano racing + Finnish ice carving + Australian koala fencing + Moroccan couscous cannoning + Tunisian sand dune surfing + Ethiopian coffee cannon + Sudanese water jug bowling + South African safari scooting + Nigerian jollof whispering + Somali pirate racing + Kenyan marathon juggling + Tanzanian elephant whispering + Ugandan pineapple fencing + Congolese jungle sprinting + Namibian desert whispering + Zambian waterfall hurdling + Zimbabwean hippo wrestling + Malawian lake jumping + Madagascan lemur juggling + Seychelles coconut cannoning + Fijian reef skipping + Samoan wave juggling + Polynesian tiki dancing + Antarctic penguin somersaulting + Croatian wine chugging + Slovenian cave racing + Hungarian paprika sniffing + Serbian rakija chugging + Austrian snowball sculpting + German pretzel fencing + Spanish churro jumping + Portuguese azulejo juggling + Greek amphora whispering + Turkish hookah spinning + Cypriot donkey parades + Icelandic puffin wrestling + Greenlandic kayak flipping + Canadian polar bear hockey + Alaskan moose skiing + Japanese ramen surfing + South Korean K-pop dodgeball + Chinese fireworks lassoing + Mongolian yurt speed-building + Russian accordion wrestling + Finnish sauna breath-holding + Swedish ABBA dueling + Danish Lego fortress building + Belgian beer tornadoes + Dutch windmill jousting + Polish vodka curling + Czech marionette skydiving + Romanian vampire debates + Bulgarian yogurt surfing + Slovenian cave swimming + Croatian olive juggling + Bosnian bridge sculpting + Montenegrin cliff hopping + Albanian river rafting + Macedonian flute climbing + Kosovar stone skipping + Kazakh steppe skiing + Uzbek silk kite flying + Turkmen desert cannonballing + Kyrgyz mountain goat racing + Tajik river vaulting + Pakistani chai speed-drinking + Afghan pomegranate juggling + Iranian pistachio fencing + Qatari falcon skywriting + Bahraini pearl cannoning + Yemeni honey surfing + Ethiopian injera pogo-sticking + Kenyan coffee cannoning + Ugandan banana jousting + Tanzanian spice mountain jumping + Somali dhow racing + Nigerian drum bowling + South African vineyard vaulting + Namibian sand dune whispering + Malagasy baobab climbing + Seychelles coral balancing + Antarctic iceberg somersaulting + Brazilian samba tornadoes + Venezuelan hallaca juggling + Cuban cigar surfing + Mexican mole diving + Honduran hammock racing + Dominican mango juggling + Puerto Rican mofongo flipping + those who exist in chaos forever

 

[The Grinch]

No, no emojis, just stfu, and stop sucking on that bottle like it’s your moms tits or something

 

[noahwillascend]

budweiser is the biggest pussy drink

I drink hm jjageurlb bomb

 

[noahwillascend]

No, no emojis, just stfu, and stop sucking on that bottle like it’s your moms tits or something

Bro mad he celebrating new years alone

 

[noahwillascend]

@grungymallradnhelp bro i

 

[The Grinch]

Bro mad he celebrating new years alone

Oh poor little drunktard, it’s ok i know you have to pretend this

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

I drink hm jjageurlb bomb

love jaegar

 

[noahwillascend]

love jaegar

I mogging drunk right?

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

I mogging drunk right?

yes

 

[noahwillascend]

yes

Ok thank you nowni now slay in party lmaoooo

 

[The Grinch]

Is there women there ?

No

 

[noahwillascend]

No

Why be hating man

 

[The Grinch]

Why be hating man

I‘m not, just telling you to stop posting cringe shit that you will regret tomorrow when you wake up sober

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

No

Why do you think there isn’t any women at his house while drunk ?

 

[noahwillascend]

Why do you think there isn’t any women at his house while drunk ?

Bckz Im not at party and at friends house and we know no amme

 

[noahwillascend]

Bckz Im not at party and at friends house and we know no amme

Women**

 

[noahwillascend]

I‘m not, just telling you to stop posting cringe shit that you will regret tomorrow when you wake up sober

U will rehired yes but on well

 

[noahwillascend]

Guys I sorry more posting drunk but I love you all so much

 

[axttt_]

I mogging drunk right?

sub5

 

[noahwillascend]

sub5

Ok thank you

 

[swt]

Bro life is worth living with alcohol lmaooooView attachment 3395432

Happy ass nigga

 

[HollyJolly]

Blud is not locked in!
But if you were, what’s the next step of the operation?

 

[noahwillascend]

Happy ass nigga

Bro this is my first time being drunkjwhhaha I love it

 

[noahwillascend]

Blud is not locked in!
But if you were, what’s the next step of the operation?

Getthyvg lean and also frame
Even when I am in mirror and can still see I sunulan

 

[DepigmentedBrownoid]

I will be in like 10-15 minutes