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1/8
HEADLINE: GREY CIVIL WAR ERUPTS OVER “PERFECT CARNIVORE DIET”
TODAY, LOOKSMAX.ORG BECAME A BATTLEGROUND AS GREYCELLS SPLIT INTO WAR FACTIONS:
2/8
EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY:
USER @CarnivoreZeus POSTED: “LIVER LOYALISTS ARE FBI PLANTS! RAW HEART MAXING IS THE ONLY PATH TO ASCENSION!”
REPLY FROM @LiverKingOrDie: “YOUR MOM’S A PLANT. I ATE 4 LIVERS TODAY AND MY EYES GLOW IN THE DARK. CHECKMATE, BETA.”
*(THREAD LOCKED AFTER 200 COMMENTS OF TRIBAL RAW-MEAT SLURS)*
3/8
OGs STRIKE BACK: OPERATION “STACY INVASION”
FED UP WITH GREY NOISE, OGs NUKED THE FORUM WITH FEMALE MODEL AVATARS TO INDUCE MASS SIMP COLLAPSE. @ChadThundercock94 CHANGED HIS PIC TO A VS ANGEL, POSTING:
“JUST ASCENDED TO GIGACHAD BY LOOKING AT MYSELF. STACY-FUELED GLOWUP, GREYS. STAY MAD.”
GREYCELLS IN SHAMBLES, ASKING “IS THIS A REAL GIRL OR A TRAP?”
4/8
PSYOP SUCCESS METRICS:
5/8
GREY-TIER MELTDOWN OF THE DAY:
USER @AscendOrDie004 RAGEPOSTED: “WHY ARE ALL THESE STACYS HERE? THEY’RE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY RAW MEAT GRIND! MODS, BAN WOMEN!”
OG RESPONSE FROM @StacyAvatar69420: “SORRY, SWEATY. MY CHEEKBONES DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR SALMONELLA AGENDA.”
6/8
CASUALTY REPORT:
7/8
OGs DECLARE TOTAL WAR:
PLANS LEAKED FOR OPERATION: BLACKPILL BLITZKRIEG – FLOODING THE SITE WITH:
8/8
FINAL ANALYSIS:
THE GREYPOCOLYPSE HAS OFFICIALLY SELF-CANNIBALIZED, OGs ARE TROLLING ON GOD MODE, AND LOOKSMAX.ORG IS NOW A SURREALIST MEME. MODS, IF YOU’RE ALIVE: DEPLOY THE BAN HAMMER OR HAND THE SITE OVER TO THE RAW MEAT TRIBES. WE’RE ONE STEP FROM ANARCHY & ORGAN RECRUITMENT ADS.
WAR UPDATE ENDS. OGs CELEBRATE WITH PROTEIN SHAKES. GREYCELLS STILL ARGUING OVER LIVER VS. SPLEEN.
666 COMMENTS (GREYS VS GREYS VS OGs VS BOTS VS STACY AVATARS)
PINNED BY @The Homelander: “KEEP LASERING THE GREYS. I’M BUSY PHOTOSHOPPING MY NEXT STACY AVATAR.”
HEADLINE: GREY CIVIL WAR ERUPTS OVER “PERFECT CARNIVORE DIET”
TODAY, LOOKSMAX.ORG BECAME A BATTLEGROUND AS GREYCELLS SPLIT INTO WAR FACTIONS:
- RAW MEAT REBELS (CLAIMING "UNCOOKED TESTICLES = GOD TIER JAWLINE")
- LIVER LOYALISTS (SCREAMING "ONLY BEEF LIVER CLEANSES THE GREY-AURA")
BOTH SIDES SPAMMING 100-THREAD ESSAYS CALLING THE OTHER "SOY-INFILTRATED SPIES."
#GreyVsGrey
2/8
EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY:
USER @CarnivoreZeus POSTED: “LIVER LOYALISTS ARE FBI PLANTS! RAW HEART MAXING IS THE ONLY PATH TO ASCENSION!”
REPLY FROM @LiverKingOrDie: “YOUR MOM’S A PLANT. I ATE 4 LIVERS TODAY AND MY EYES GLOW IN THE DARK. CHECKMATE, BETA.”
*(THREAD LOCKED AFTER 200 COMMENTS OF TRIBAL RAW-MEAT SLURS)*
3/8
OGs STRIKE BACK: OPERATION “STACY INVASION”
FED UP WITH GREY NOISE, OGs NUKED THE FORUM WITH FEMALE MODEL AVATARS TO INDUCE MASS SIMP COLLAPSE. @ChadThundercock94 CHANGED HIS PIC TO A VS ANGEL, POSTING:
“JUST ASCENDED TO GIGACHAD BY LOOKING AT MYSELF. STACY-FUELED GLOWUP, GREYS. STAY MAD.”
GREYCELLS IN SHAMBLES, ASKING “IS THIS A REAL GIRL OR A TRAP?”
4/8
PSYOP SUCCESS METRICS:
- 300% INCREASE IN GREYCEL THREADS ASKING “HOW TO DM STACY AVATARS?”
- 50+ GREYS REPORTED FOR POSTING “I CAN FIX HER” UNDER OG PROFILES.
- 1 USER TRIED TO RIZZ A CATFISHED MODERATOR. (BANNED, THEN CRIED ABOUT “FEMALE FILTERS”)
5/8
GREY-TIER MELTDOWN OF THE DAY:
USER @AscendOrDie004 RAGEPOSTED: “WHY ARE ALL THESE STACYS HERE? THEY’RE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY RAW MEAT GRIND! MODS, BAN WOMEN!”
OG RESPONSE FROM @StacyAvatar69420: “SORRY, SWEATY. MY CHEEKBONES DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR SALMONELLA AGENDA.”
6/8
CASUALTY REPORT:
- SITE IQ: DOWN 75% (NOW MATCHING A TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION)
- MODERATORS: STILL MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD OR RAW-MAXING IN A CAVE.
- SALMONELLA CASES: TRENDING ON TWITTER. #LooksmaxEpidemic
7/8
OGs DECLARE TOTAL WAR:
PLANS LEAKED FOR OPERATION: BLACKPILL BLITZKRIEG – FLOODING THE SITE WITH:
- THIRST TRAP AVATARS (STACY EDITION)
- FAKE “RAW MEAT CURES BALDING” STUDIES
- AI-GENERATED CHADS WITH JAWLINES SHARPER THAN GREYCELLS’ LIFE REGRETS.
8/8
FINAL ANALYSIS:
THE GREYPOCOLYPSE HAS OFFICIALLY SELF-CANNIBALIZED, OGs ARE TROLLING ON GOD MODE, AND LOOKSMAX.ORG IS NOW A SURREALIST MEME. MODS, IF YOU’RE ALIVE: DEPLOY THE BAN HAMMER OR HAND THE SITE OVER TO THE RAW MEAT TRIBES. WE’RE ONE STEP FROM ANARCHY & ORGAN RECRUITMENT ADS.
WAR UPDATE ENDS. OGs CELEBRATE WITH PROTEIN SHAKES. GREYCELLS STILL ARGUING OVER LIVER VS. SPLEEN. 666 COMMENTS (GREYS VS GREYS VS OGs VS BOTS VS STACY AVATARS) PINNED BY @The Homelander: “KEEP LASERING THE GREYS. I’M BUSY PHOTOSHOPPING MY NEXT STACY AVATAR.”
