Bringing up your "girlfriend" is the best way to reject fatties

[supergoat972]

For those who don't know- I work in a government office in the deep south- mostly black and Hispanic American women. Perhaps the fattest and ugliest group of ppl on planet earth. Probably 80%+ obesity rate. I've seen people in their 30s who are so far that they can barely walk, not kidding.

If a landwhale choose to talk to me, then I will bring up my girlfriend on the spot just to reject them and make them feel more insecure. Happened last week.

I know this ugly, fat, pig at work has a crush on me. So I started up a conversation with her. In the middle of the conversation I bought up my girlfriend(even though I don't have a girlfriend.)

I asked her if she was excited for the weekend, she replied, and I said "yeah, my girlfriend and I are going to the gym together."

LOL