Bro i just experienced a Matrix glitch irl

[Deleted member 21182]

I had put my headphones in my pockets to answer the phone after the call there was nothing in my pockets and I remember I looked there like 100 times because I had the perfect memory

then 1 hour later boom they’re in my pocket I randomly feel them after I forgot I was even looking

 

[Deleted member 21182]

I litterally am 100% convinced it’s a big Bluetooth ear phone no way I would look 4000 times and not feel anything it was the only thing in my pocket

and then after I forget boom it’s there again

 

[Deleted member 2100]

Fr bro me too, I’m experiencing a glitch in the matrix thats making me not get any hoes. It’s crazy we experiencing the same thing man.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Fr bro me too, I’m experiencing a glitch in the matrix thats making me not get any hoes. It’s crazy we experiencing the same thing man.

Thats the sub5 virus

ur mom probably downloaded some exe file when she was pregnant that came with the famous sub5 virus and the non nt one too

 

[Vermilioncore]

ol goofy ahhh nigga

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I experienced another glitch last night outside. There was a cloud with an empty space in the middle. I could see a few stars within that space. But when it passed the moon, the moon disappeared as if there was no space in the center of the cloud. Suddenly, a voice from the sky disturbed me. And what I heard would haunt me all night until this morning. I had no sleep. That voice said, "Oh, snap. He just saw that! Um ... wait till he goes to sleep and inject him with another worm."

 

[chaddyboi66]

I experienced another glitch last night outside. There was a cloud with an empty space in the middle. I could see a few stars within that space. But when it passed the moon, the moon disappeared as if there was no space in the center of the cloud. Suddenly, a voice from the sky disturbed me. And what I heard would haunt me all night until this morning. I had no sleep. That voice said, "Oh, snap. He just saw that! Um ... wait till he goes to sleep and inject him with another worm."

You get a good look at that worm before you fell asleep?



If so did it look like this

 

[chaddyboi66]

Just met @Niko irl

Hooked up with him and he said "staring at your face and looking you straight in the eyes while getting fucked by you is just too intense to handle and my brain just fucking disconnected" I took advice from crisick on how to please girls. I was unsure of wether it'd work on Niko or not but it...

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Who knew I would get this type of advice here @ascension

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"just find another girl bro"

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[chaddyboi66]