bro my life is over

[134applesauce456]

I should have expected this because miraculously the stars align to not go my way consistently but damn

I ordered botox and the package was literally in japan or something yesterday and it got delivered in the morning today

my mom finds it then opens it

she basically took away everything untill I am 18, and took away all my money

i am typing this on a laptop

ropemaxxing methods needed pls

 

[Rainman988]

I should have expected this because miraculously the stars align to not go my way consistently but damn

I ordered botox and the package was literally in japan or something yesterday and it got delivered in the morning today

my mom finds it then opens it

she basically took away everything untill I am 18, and took away all my money

i am typing this on a laptop

ropemaxxing methods needed pls

It's not over boyo. Just be more covert next time

 

[134applesauce456]

It's not over boyo. Just be more covert next time

what was i suppose to doooooooo

 

[Lord Shadow]

botox under 18??? for what

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Your way better and luckier than me

 

[134applesauce456]

botox under 18??? for what

nose

jfl my parents gave me the shittiest genes i have the ugliest face then they ruin my life for trying to fix it

truly jfl at this existence

 

[134applesauce456]

Your way better and luckier than me

how

 

[134applesauce456]

Your way better and luckier than me

tbh we all probably have shitty lives, loosh farm theory is legit

 

[134applesauce456]

but I am at somewhat peace because I know life cant get any worse than this

 

[MagicalWaves]

I should have expected this because miraculously the stars align to not go my way consistently but damn

I ordered botox and the package was literally in japan or something yesterday and it got delivered in the morning today

my mom finds it then opens it

she basically took away everything untill I am 18, and took away all my money

i am typing this on a laptop

ropemaxxing methods needed pls

whered u get the botox from like site wise

 

[Bewusst]

She did you a favor. Coming from someone who got severely ill from botox (applied by a professional doctor), I seriously advise against the use of botulinumtoxin A. Tell her to dispose of it properly. Don’t touch, smell or ingest it. That stuff is pure poison.

 

[Lord Shadow]

nose

jfl my parents gave me the shittiest genes i have the ugliest face then they ruin my life for trying to fix it

truly jfl at this existence

damn mirin low inhib lol good luck tho. btw just remember your still growing so even if your ugly now just know that puberty ascends most so if you no matter how bad you think it is it probably isnt that bad gng trust

 

[chudltn]

I should have expected this because miraculously the stars align to not go my way consistently but damn

I ordered botox and the package was literally in japan or something yesterday and it got delivered in the morning today

my mom finds it then opens it

she basically took away everything untill I am 18, and took away all my money

i am typing this on a laptop

ropemaxxing methods needed pls

Fuck dude

 

[134applesauce456]

She did you a favor. Coming from someone who got severely ill from botox (applied by a professional doctor), I seriously advise against the use of botulinum toxin A. Tell her to dispose of it properly. Don’t touch, smell or ingest it. That stuff is pure poison.

damn actually? thats the exact stuff i bought

how is it poison though all i was gonna do is inject it into my nose, nothing too invasive

and the things she has done for me now as punishment I would genuinely rather get severely ill I promise

 

[Eltrē]

jfl your parents cucking you at birth wasn't enough

 

[uksucks]

Is your mom hot

 

[134applesauce456]

Is your mom hot

shes evil bro cursing me with these genes wasnt enough

she had to make sure I had 0 means of fixing them and if I did find away she would ruin my life for it

 

[unowkn]

damn actually? thats the exact stuff i bought

how is it poison though all i was gonna do is inject it into my nose, nothing too invasive

and the things she has done for me now as punishment I would genuinely rather get severely ill I promise

ask ur mom if she can give me some btc

 

[134applesauce456]

ask ur mom if she can give me some btc

mom can you given @unowkn from looksmax.org some bitcoin

 

[unowkn]

mom can you given @unowkn from looksmax.org some bitcoin

tell her im good friends with naruto

 

[unowkn]

tell her i know how to play chess

 

[unowkn]

tell her i can teach her how to play chess for a price of 5 btc per houeur

 

[unowkn]

tell her i have a microdick and she should feel bad

 

[134applesauce456]

tell her i can teach her how to play chess for a price of 5 btc per houeur

woooah too cheap u need to raise ur prices

500k usd per hour too cheap

 

[unowkn]

tell her im a sensible young man so she shouldnt come off too strong on me when i meet her

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

how

What is your ethnicity
99.9% chancenits bette rthan mine

 

[Debetro]

nose

jfl my parents gave me the shittiest genes i have the ugliest face then they ruin my life for trying to fix it

truly jfl at this existence

You can't fix it. It's there for the rest of your life.

 

[134applesauce456]

What is your ethnicity
99.9% chancenits bette rthan mine

brah i know im uglier then you, i think ive seen ur face before

 

[unowkn]

tell her im sensitive around women

 

[134applesauce456]

You can't fix it. It's there for the rest of your life.

you can though softmaxx and hardmaxx

you cant change the genes you give to your kids as of now though, but you can fraud ur genes through surgery

 

[unowkn]

tell her i have gyno tit genes to spare

you can though softmaxx and hardmaxx

you cant change the genes you give to your kids as of now though, but you can fraud ur genes through surgery

 

[sensitive young man]

but I am at somewhat peace because I know life cant get any worse than this

tbh i forget u a real person too

you got that happy ahh spongebob avi

look up homie it can only get better

 

[Bewusst]

damn actually? thats the exact stuff i bought

how is it poison though all i was gonna do is inject it into my nose, nothing too invasive

and the things she has done for me now as punishment I would genuinely rather get severely ill I promise

Just use the search tab and type “botulism” or “botox” and my username and you’ll find past posts of me telling my story and providing evidence/studies about the non-safety of botox. It’s not safe at all, but they keep it approved for medical/cosmetic use, because it’s cheap and extremely profitable. Any cosmetic benefits are only temporary, but the drug can travel and stay in your body for many years up to a lifetime, causing seemingly invisible damage to the nervous and immune system.

 

[134applesauce456]

tell her i have gyno tit genes to spare

yea i think she wants u bro

 

[piec]

why didnt you order it to a parcel locker or something then, are you retarded?

 

[134applesauce456]

why didnt you order it to a parcel locker or something then, are you retarded?

they specifically said they dont do that

no PO box orders

 

[134applesauce456]

Just use the search tab and type “botulism” or “botox” and my username and you’ll find past posts of me telling my story and providing evidence/studies about the non-safety of botox. It’s not safe at all, but they keep it approved for medical/cosmetic use, because it’s cheap and extremely profitable. Any cosmetic benefits are only temporary, but the drug can travel and stay in your body for many years up to a lifetime, causing seemingly invisible damage to the nervous and immune system.

are you still affected by it

 

[Bewusst]

are you still affected by it

Yes. Not like the first two years, but the experience was quite traumatic and left me with OCD, which has gotten better, but is still an issue. Also, I'm not as physically fit and resilient as I was before. I tire much more easily and my nervous system is still somewhat dysregulated. I may look my age physically, but I feel as though I've aged 25 years and not 5.

Using botox is like playing Russian roulette. Even if nothing bad happens and there's little to no migration (which can't ever be guaranteed due to the toxin's nature), the active light chain still remains in your body for a VERY long time, long after any visible effects have worn off and will accumulate and increase risk of systemic/retrograde axonal spread with each follow-up treatment.

I hope you'll make the right choice and will be smarter than I was. Botox is shit anyways and pretty much always ends up looking uncanny at some point. 90% of mainstream female actors 30+ yo are regularly getting botox and it always looks so bad. If you look close enough, you'll see how hard it is for them to raise their eyebrows or even smile normally because half their face is literally paralyzed. It's an ugly trend.

 

[134applesauce456]

Yes. Not like the first two years, but the experience was quite traumatic and left me with OCD, which has gotten better, but is still an issue. Also, I'm not as physically fit and resilient as I was before. I tire much more easily and my nervous system is still somewhat dysregulated. I may look my age physically, but I feel as though I've aged 25 years and not 5.

Using botox is like playing Russian roulette. Even if nothing bad happens and there's little to no migration (which can't ever be guaranteed due to the toxin's nature), the active light chain still remains in your body for a VERY long time, long after any visible effects have worn off and will accumulate and increase risk of systemic/retrograde axonal spread with each follow-up treatment.

I hope you'll make the right choice and will be smarter than I was. Botox is shit anyways and pretty much always ends up looking uncanny at some point. 90% of mainstream female actors 30+ yo are regularly getting botox and it always looks so bad. If you look close enough, you'll see how hard it is for them to raise their eyebrows or even smile normally because half their face is literally paralyzed. It's an ugly trend.

thanks for warning me bhai

and dont worry its not like I will ever be able to do any looksmax again due to my mom

 

[Bewusst]

thanks for warning me bhai

and dont worry its not like I will ever be able to do any looksmax again due to my mom

Don't be too hard on your mom, I wish someone had prevented me from making such a stupid mistake. She might have just saved you from a terrible outcome. You'll never know for sure, but mothers tend to have a natural instinct to protect their children. Who knows, perhaps it wasn't a coincidence that she caught your order. Try to see it that way.

 

[134applesauce456]

Don't be too hard on your mom, I wish someone had prevented me from making such a stupid mistake. She might have just saved you from a terrible outcome. You'll never know for sure, but mothers tend to have a natural instinct to protect their children. Who knows, perhaps it wasn't a coincidence that she caught your order. Try to see it that way.

wow you are incredibly wise and kind thank you bhai, I am really sorry for ur condition you dont deserve botox poisoning I hope that you heal and a miracle happens. thank you for informing me

 

[Bewusst]

wow you are incredibly wise and kind thank you bhai, I am really sorry for ur condition you dont deserve botox poisoning I hope that you heal and a miracle happens. thank you for informing me

You're welcome. I appreciate that you took the time to learn and listen, which is more than many on here do. If I could help just one person, that's a win in my book. All the best to you and your mom!