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a little reminder from the SH user called "BroccoliPUA":
Broccoli is like steroids for social skills
I was a 22 year old virgin then I lost my virginity after eating lots of broccoli. If the people knew how valuable broccoli is, there would be broccoli cartels that would behead people and would fight wars against the government.
Broccoli has transformed me from a person with aspergers and selective mutism into a social god. My whole body language has changed since I started eating a big plate of broccoli every day. I feel human now.
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Eating large amounts of broccoli has been shown to treat autism.
w/Broccoli
I will try this on myself to see how it affects my social skills, picking up women, etc.
Every day I will eat some raw broccoli. As I am writing this I am eating a big plate full. Then I will see if it improves my skills talking to women or helps get me laid, and report back periodically to this thread.
Today is day one of my experiment.
Day 1: I was talking to my dad and I had some trouble articulating my sentences. I also felt nervous when talking to the hot cashier. No noticeable effects so far. I will eat another big plate of broccoli and report back tomorrow.
I had some more broccoli today (another big plate). Sorry I missed yesterday and the day before. Tomorrow I will have some more broccoli.
[size=xx-large]I lost my virginity.
[/size]I never would have imagined this would have happened, not in a million years. Just one week ago I was a 22 year old friendless, kissless virgin. But ever since eating broccoli I have been a social animal. When I talk to other people, it feels just like I'm talking to others. Conversation is coming so easy to me. I can make people feel comfortable now. I haven't been in an awkward situation since a few days ago.
It all happened really fast. I never talked to strangers in my adult life before, but just yesterday I chatted up a 7.5/10 girl in Chipotle. She was 18 years old, blonde, slim, petite, neotenous, and she had big boobs. And I ended up fucking her the same night. I don't have a single friend, yet I managed to fuck an attractive girl.
I just feel so at ease when talking to people now. I find comfort in it rather than fear.
It might be a coincidence, but I think there might be something to broccoli. 22 years and nothing, then I eat broccoli, then BAM, I fucked an attractive girl. And I'm meeting her again today. I'm going to be busy with her from now on, so I'm not going to be on here that much after this.
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Spoiler
What did the research involve?
Spoiler
The researchers recruited 44 males aged 13 to 27 diagnosed with moderate to severe ASD. They were randomly assigned to take either sulforaphane or placebo by mouth for 18 weeks.
As this was a double-blind study, neither the doctors nor the participants knew which drug they were taking.
The dose of sulforaphane was 50 to 150 micromoles per day, depending on the participants' body weight. The sulforphane in this study was extracted from broccoli sprouts.
It was unclear exactly how many vegetables you would have to eat to achieve the same dose of sulphorphane used in this study.
Behaviour was assessed before the treatment, at weeks 4, 10 and 18 during the treatment, and 4 weeks after the treatment had finished.
Parents or caregivers rated the participants' behaviour using standard scales called the Aberrant Behaviour Checklist (ABC) and the Social Responsiveness Scale (SRS), while the doctors completed the Clinical Global Impression Improvement (CGI-I) scale.
What were the basic results?
On average, the 26 people taking sulforaphane showed statistically significant improvement at weeks 4, 10 and 18, compared with 14 people taking placebo for:
irritability, lethargy, stereotypy (repetitive movements) and hyperactivity according to the ABC scale
awareness, communication, motivation and mannerism according to the SRS scale
At 18 weeks, there was "much" or "very much" improvement in the CGI-I scale scores for:
social interaction in 12 people (46%) on sulforaphane compared with none (0%) taking placebo
aberrant behaviour in 14 people (54%) on sulforaphane compared with 1 person (9%) on placebo
verbal communication in 11 people (42%) on sulforaphane compared with none (0%) taking placebo
The improvements were no longer present when participants had stopped taking the sulforaphane.
Four people did not attend the first follow-up visit: this comprised three who had been allocated to take sulforaphane and one who had been given the placebo.
People taking sulforaphane gained an average of 4.31 pounds over the 18-week period, compared with 0.31 pounds in the placebo group.
One participant on sulforaphane had a seizure after taking it for three weeks, with no previous history of seizures. Another participant had a history of epilepsy and was taking medication, but he had a seizure three weeks after stopping sulforaphane.
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Just had sex with a 9/10 girl
I was walking around the strip this morning when I saw a group of 3 attractive young girls walk into a Starbucks. Two of them were 7s, and one of them was an 9. When I saw them, I immediately went to my car and ate a big bag full of broccoli that I keep in my car. I usually only eat 1/3 of the bag per day, but I was determined to get that girl so I ate all the broccoli in the bag. The broccoli gave me a boost in confidence, body language and social skills that I needed to pick up any girl I want.
I walked up to the girls' table in Starbucks and before I could even approach them one of the 7/10s commented saying she liked my shirt. It must have been because of the way the broccoli affected my body language. The chemicals in the broccoli go up to my brain and transform me from being autistic into being socially normal and charismatic. After she complimented my shirt, I actually had the balls to then sit at the same table as them. They thought it was funny/weird at first that I just sat at there table out of the blue, but I kept saying funny things that were implanted into my brain by the broccoli and they laughed their asses off, and they really seemed to enjoy my company. I ended up taking the 9/10 girl home and fucking her
Broccoli is like steroids for social skills
I was a 22 year old virgin then I lost my virginity after eating lots of broccoli. If the people knew how valuable broccoli is, there would be broccoli cartels that would behead people and would fight wars against the government.
Broccoli has transformed me from a person with aspergers and selective mutism into a social god. My whole body language has changed since I started eating a big plate of broccoli every day. I feel human now.
----------
Eating large amounts of broccoli has been shown to treat autism.
w/Broccoli
I will try this on myself to see how it affects my social skills, picking up women, etc.
Every day I will eat some raw broccoli. As I am writing this I am eating a big plate full. Then I will see if it improves my skills talking to women or helps get me laid, and report back periodically to this thread.
Today is day one of my experiment.
Day 1: I was talking to my dad and I had some trouble articulating my sentences. I also felt nervous when talking to the hot cashier. No noticeable effects so far. I will eat another big plate of broccoli and report back tomorrow.
I had some more broccoli today (another big plate). Sorry I missed yesterday and the day before. Tomorrow I will have some more broccoli.
[size=xx-large]I lost my virginity.
[/size]I never would have imagined this would have happened, not in a million years. Just one week ago I was a 22 year old friendless, kissless virgin. But ever since eating broccoli I have been a social animal. When I talk to other people, it feels just like I'm talking to others. Conversation is coming so easy to me. I can make people feel comfortable now. I haven't been in an awkward situation since a few days ago.
It all happened really fast. I never talked to strangers in my adult life before, but just yesterday I chatted up a 7.5/10 girl in Chipotle. She was 18 years old, blonde, slim, petite, neotenous, and she had big boobs. And I ended up fucking her the same night. I don't have a single friend, yet I managed to fuck an attractive girl.
I just feel so at ease when talking to people now. I find comfort in it rather than fear.
It might be a coincidence, but I think there might be something to broccoli. 22 years and nothing, then I eat broccoli, then BAM, I fucked an attractive girl. And I'm meeting her again today. I'm going to be busy with her from now on, so I'm not going to be on here that much after this.
----------
Spoiler
What did the research involve?
Spoiler
The researchers recruited 44 males aged 13 to 27 diagnosed with moderate to severe ASD. They were randomly assigned to take either sulforaphane or placebo by mouth for 18 weeks.
As this was a double-blind study, neither the doctors nor the participants knew which drug they were taking.
The dose of sulforaphane was 50 to 150 micromoles per day, depending on the participants' body weight. The sulforphane in this study was extracted from broccoli sprouts.
It was unclear exactly how many vegetables you would have to eat to achieve the same dose of sulphorphane used in this study.
Behaviour was assessed before the treatment, at weeks 4, 10 and 18 during the treatment, and 4 weeks after the treatment had finished.
Parents or caregivers rated the participants' behaviour using standard scales called the Aberrant Behaviour Checklist (ABC) and the Social Responsiveness Scale (SRS), while the doctors completed the Clinical Global Impression Improvement (CGI-I) scale.
What were the basic results?
On average, the 26 people taking sulforaphane showed statistically significant improvement at weeks 4, 10 and 18, compared with 14 people taking placebo for:
irritability, lethargy, stereotypy (repetitive movements) and hyperactivity according to the ABC scale
awareness, communication, motivation and mannerism according to the SRS scale
At 18 weeks, there was "much" or "very much" improvement in the CGI-I scale scores for:
social interaction in 12 people (46%) on sulforaphane compared with none (0%) taking placebo
aberrant behaviour in 14 people (54%) on sulforaphane compared with 1 person (9%) on placebo
verbal communication in 11 people (42%) on sulforaphane compared with none (0%) taking placebo
The improvements were no longer present when participants had stopped taking the sulforaphane.
Four people did not attend the first follow-up visit: this comprised three who had been allocated to take sulforaphane and one who had been given the placebo.
People taking sulforaphane gained an average of 4.31 pounds over the 18-week period, compared with 0.31 pounds in the placebo group.
One participant on sulforaphane had a seizure after taking it for three weeks, with no previous history of seizures. Another participant had a history of epilepsy and was taking medication, but he had a seizure three weeks after stopping sulforaphane.
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Just had sex with a 9/10 girl
I was walking around the strip this morning when I saw a group of 3 attractive young girls walk into a Starbucks. Two of them were 7s, and one of them was an 9. When I saw them, I immediately went to my car and ate a big bag full of broccoli that I keep in my car. I usually only eat 1/3 of the bag per day, but I was determined to get that girl so I ate all the broccoli in the bag. The broccoli gave me a boost in confidence, body language and social skills that I needed to pick up any girl I want.
I walked up to the girls' table in Starbucks and before I could even approach them one of the 7/10s commented saying she liked my shirt. It must have been because of the way the broccoli affected my body language. The chemicals in the broccoli go up to my brain and transform me from being autistic into being socially normal and charismatic. After she complimented my shirt, I actually had the balls to then sit at the same table as them. They thought it was funny/weird at first that I just sat at there table out of the blue, but I kept saying funny things that were implanted into my brain by the broccoli and they laughed their asses off, and they really seemed to enjoy my company. I ended up taking the 9/10 girl home and fucking her
