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I need US citizenship SOOOO desperately (or any english speaking one). Since i am barely having money to live and buy food, i am stealing and shit. Social insurance doesn't want to pay me for my crohn disease, i am unable to get a job.

So i was wondering if there is any of you gay guys that would like to marry me, so i can get US citizenship asap, then we can divorce eachothers but after i moneymax in the US (so i can afford for surgeries and shit).



Life is a brutal fucking warzone, and you need to make a living in ANY way as possible. There's no other way you can moneymax that easily in a shithole like Balkan. Life is instant difficult if you're born here, theres no way i can save up 8000 € for bimax, while i earn as much as 150 € monthly. Life is incommensurately brutal

Other than that, my only legit "moneymax" is doing criminal and risking my life, but hey there are better alternatives i guess. Maybe i would not need to sell drugs and steal things anymore ?
 
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tea is always on your side @Chintuck22 :heart:🍵:chad: so what's the plan ? which rich widow bitch are we killing tonight ?
 
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I need US citizenship SOOOO desperately (or any english speaking one). Since i am barely having money to live and buy food, i am stealing and shit. Social insurance doesn't want to pay me for my crohn disease, i am unable to get a job.

So i was wondering if there is any of you gay guys that would like to marry me, so i can get US citizenship asap, then we can divorce eachothers but after i moneymax in the US (so i can afford for surgeries and shit).



Life is a brutal fucking warzone, and you need to make a living in ANY way as possible. There's no other way you can moneymax that easily in a shithole like Balkan. Life is instant difficult if you're born here, theres no way i can save up 8000 € for bimax, while i earn as much as 150 € monthly. Life is incommensurately brutal

Other than that, my only legit "moneymax" is doing criminal and risking my life, but hey there are better alternatives i guess. Maybe i would not need to sell drugs and steal things anymore ?
Where u from boyo ? Ukraine
 
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Nigga you have bigger problems to worry about than getting a surgery
 
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tea is always on your side @Chintuck22 :heart:🍵:chad: so what's the plan ? which rich widow bitch are we killing tonight ?
Ah you know, everything if i just had the money

First i'll do like dozens of surgeries from Andreischew, then make a self-sufficent house with solar panels and shit yata yata.. And call some of my friends and some of the users here to chill. Then i'll just.. do fucking everything man, i couldn't imagine it, i would get a heart attack :love:

I'm getting too spergy at the moment but fuck it, it needs to be said, maybe someone, after reading all this will agree and hmu !
 
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Ah you know, everything if i just had the money

First i'll do like dozens of surgeries from Andreischew, then make a self-sufficent house with solar panels and shit yata yata.. And call some of my friends and some of the users here to chill. Then i'll just.. do fucking everything man, i couldn't imagine it, i would get a heart attack :love:

I'm getting too spergy at the moment but fuck it, it needs to be said, maybe someone, after reading all this will agree and hmu !
bimax squad :chad:👊
 
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bimax squad :chad:👊
Hahaha 😂 if it was just bimax, i'll PM you my consultation paper with every surgery i'm going to get hopefully!
 
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I'd say let's get married but unfortunately I'm a minor so you'd be charged with statutory rape.
 
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150 a month, is that even legal?
 
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I'd say let's get married but unfortunately I'm a minor so you'd be charged with statutory rape.
Ah fuck, but i could pass as a femboy, since i'm 6 PSL and pretty-boyish maxxed, i just need to lean down a lil bit haha. To anyone reading this.. just a quick reminder you know
 
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Bumping for my bro


He is a great guy and abosulte marriage material!
 
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Bumping for my bro


He is a great guy and abosulte marriage material!
To any 8 PSL stacy reading this, @NewParasite is also good boyfriend material

I'm alsooo 🤭
 
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Better learn to give good blowjobs my nigga
 
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Fuck off lol
Atleast the goblinas learned how to work the corner you’ll just bitch and moan all day about your chrons and how you shit blood all the time.
 
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i'm on your side brocel. Lets get greencardmaxxing brocel 🥰 🥰 :love: :love:
 
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I would actually marry you if I was in the US and help you out no joke
I hope someone is down for this ngl. It's kinda gay but who cares tbh, anything for a bro
 
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Hope this happens ngl
Marrying to some old fag will mean its real and that they will sue you when you divorce so youe high iq idea is ideal
 
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Chron's and 150 Euros a month? Damn
 
How much money you make currently bruh?
 
I need US citizenship SOOOO desperately (or any english speaking one). Since i am barely having money to live and buy food, i am stealing and shit. Social insurance doesn't want to pay me for my crohn disease, i am unable to get a job.

So i was wondering if there is any of you gay guys that would like to marry me, so i can get US citizenship asap, then we can divorce eachothers but after i moneymax in the US (so i can afford for surgeries and shit).



Life is a brutal fucking warzone, and you need to make a living in ANY way as possible. There's no other way you can moneymax that easily in a shithole like Balkan. Life is instant difficult if you're born here, theres no way i can save up 8000 € for bimax, while i earn as much as 150 € monthly. Life is incommensurately brutal

Other than that, my only legit "moneymax" is doing criminal and risking my life, but hey there are better alternatives i guess. Maybe i would not need to sell drugs and steal things anymore ?
You're getting more and more desparate for reps


Saying you're willing to go gay and trying to spin it that you want citizenship............ bro


It's time u start browsing r/lgbqt
 

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