Bruno is the biggest slayer on this site

[Deleted member 9670]

Has a new tinder date almost every day of the week, goes to the club every weekend and girls grind on him and kiss him

 

[gamma]

He also fucks tourists

 

[Deleted member 9670]

He also fucks tourists

handsome med theory

 

[gamma]

handsome med theory

I'm too white and I have 0 appeal on nordic tourists
They want dark med badboy

 

[Deleted member 9670]

I'm too white and I have 0 appeal on nordic tourists
They want dark med badboy

like @sandcelmuttcel

 

[Deleted member 2403]

I didn't know bruno fernandes was on this site

 

[gamma]

like @sandcelmuttcel
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Being pale like milk is a failo in most of Europe tbh
You need a small tan

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Being pale like milk is a failo in most of Europe tbh
You need a small tan

same in australia it's over for cumskins like me

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Being pale like milk is a failo in most of Europe tbh
You need a small tan

important note before all the curries like this post:
tan ≠ naturally born brown

 

[gamma]

important note before all the curries like this post:
tan ≠ naturally born brown

Indeed

 

[justadude]

who?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Even British foids like him

 

[Deleted member 17201]

Who's Bruno? The encantx guy?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Being pale like milk is a failo in most of Europe tbh
You need a small tan

important note before all the curries like this post:
tan ≠ naturally born brown

What kind of tan is good? Northern European skin lacking in melnocyctes turns red and orange. Their skin burns on exposure to the sun

While southern Euro skin turns brown with slight yellow hues because of melnocyctes

 

[Deleted member 9670]

who?

 

[Deleted member 9670]

What kind of tan is good? Northern European skin lacking in melnocyctes turns red or orange. Their skin burns on exposure to the sun

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While southern Euro skin turns brown with slight yellow hues because of melnocyctes

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golden tan ofc

 

[gamma]

What kind of tan is good? Northern European skin lacking in melnocyctes turns red or orange. Their skin burns on exposure to the sun

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While southern Euro skin turns brown with slight yellow hues because of melnocyctes

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Both are good but probably 1st is better

 

[Jason Voorhees]

golden tan ofc

I agree Hexum's tan adds a splash of colour to his already mogger colouring. Divaio's tan is good too but looks boring

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Both are good but probably 1st is better

1st is bad if you just turn red tho, that's what happens to very pale people like me

 

[Jason Voorhees]

1st is bad if you just turn red tho, that's what happens to very pale people like me

British people trait. Red round Anglo face

 

[Deleted member 9670]

British people trait. Red round Anglo face

I can take carotene and I'll go more orange

 

[Deleted member 7098]

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no wonder he gets so much pussy, his competition are balding gay guys and short joos

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I can take carotene and I'll go more orange

 

[Deleted member 9670]

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He looks like he's having a good time

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Yea having a good time in Egypt. Molesting 8 yr olds

He looks like he's having a good time

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Yea having a good time in Egypt. Molesting 8 yr olds

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Ok

 

[Deleted member 2403]

1st is bad if you just turn red tho, that's what happens to very pale people like me

thats unideal if you live in australia cause of the high UV

you belong in a colder area

 

[StrangerDanger]

thats unideal if you live in australia cause of the high UV

you belong in a colder area

mirin avi

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

Yea having a good time in Egypt. Molesting 8 yr olds

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Joker avi?

 

[Deleted member 2403]

mirin avi

 

[Deleted member 9670]

thats unideal if you live in australia cause of the high UV

you belong in a colder area

That's why I wish I was aboriginal

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Joker avi?
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@imageekgirl

 

[Deleted member 2403]

That's why I wish I was aboriginal

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Brisbane	12	11	9	7	5	4	4	5	7	9	11	11
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Hobart	8	7	4	3	1	1	1	2	3	4	6	7

australia has extreme levels (10+) in summer that is insane

why does anyone even go out in summer it's hell

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Location	Jan	Feb	Mar	Apr	May	June	July	Aug	Sept	Oct	Nov	Dec
Darwin	12	13	12	11	9	8	9	10	12	13	12	12
Brisbane	12	11	9	7	5	4	4	5	7	9	11	11
Perth	12	11	9	6	4	3	3	4	6	8	10	11
Sydney	11	10	8	5	3	2	3	4	5	7	9	10
Canberra	11	8	7	5	3	2	2	3	5	7	9	11
Adelaide	11	10	8	5	3	2	2	3	5	7	9	11
Melbourne	10	9	7	4	2	2	2	3	4	6	8	10
Hobart	8	7	4	3	1	1	1	2	3	4	6	7

australia has extreme levels (10+) in summer that is insane

why does anyone even go out in summer it's hell

You can wear sunscreen and a hat if you like

 

[Deleted member 2403]

You can wear sunscreen and a hat if you like

ye but putting sunscreen on everyday is very tedious

and hats are kinda non NT

 

[eduardkoopman]

Being pale like milk is a failo in most of Europe tbh
You need a small tan

i started melanotan 2, just a few days ago.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

ye but putting sunscreen on everyday is very tedious

and hats are kinda non NT

It is what it is

I use sunscreen most days cuz I use tret now

 

[Deleted member 9670]

i started melanotan 2, just a few days ago.

Gives you more of a brown tan tho. Carotene + sun looks better

 

[eduardkoopman]

Gives you more of a brown tan tho. Carotene + sun looks better

I'm daily dosing carotene and Astaxanthin for like 1 or 2 years now. I'm not giga pale, but imo still a bit to white.

I can't go sun tan. because muh collagen

 

[Deleted member 3041]

im not slayer i only fuck This Foreigner

 

[Deleted member 3041]

He also fucks tourists

the tourist i fucked is ugly

 

[eduardkoopman]

the tourist i fucked is ugly

i never knew, you actually Bruno.

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

the tourist i fucked is ugly

fuck off humblebragging chad

 

[Deleted member 3041]

fuck off humblebragging chad

im not humblebragging and not chad

 

[eduardkoopman]

LMAO.

imagine if we had all our teenage shit we did filmed, and exposed

 

[eduardkoopman]

im not humblebragging and not chad

fuck off humblebragging chad

Humble braggs are okay.
because they show humbleness, egolessness, humility

 

[gamma]

the tourist i fucked is ugly

She isn't
Was she british? Looks med

 

[Deleted member 3041]

She isn't
Was she british? Looks med

yes she is from london

 

[Chadeep]

Can you pm your pics for analysis. You said you lost quite a bit of bloat.

 

[Beetlejuice]

@forevergymcelling nada melhor do que ser um chadlite português