BRUTAL BLACKPILL I EXPERIENCED TODAY

[Deleted member 2012]

I WENT ROLLERBLADING TO THE SUPERMARKET TO BUY MY DINNER

I WAS JUST CALMLY GOING THROUGH THE ISLES CHOOSING SOMETHING TO EAT

WHEN A CURRY TURBOMANLET (LIKE 5'2) APPROACHED ME AND TOLD ME WITH AN ATTITUDE THAT I COULDN'T BE WEARING ROLLERBLADES INSIDE THE STORE

I WAS LIKE: WHAT? WHY?

HIM: SAFETY REASONS (DESPITE THE FACT IM SKILLED AND CAREFUL AND HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR A WHILE AND NOBODY EVER COMPLAINED)

SO I JUST GRABBED MY FOOD AND I TOLD HIM: WELL IM ALREADY ON MY WAY OUT ANYWAY

HE SAID: OKAY BUT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EVER COME BACK IN HERE WITH THOSE ON OR YOU COULD CAUSE AN ACCIDENT

AS I WAS HEADING OUT THE BLACK BECKY CASHIER SAW ME IN ROLLERBLADES AND SAID:
ARE YOU WEARING SKATES?
ME: YEAH
HER: THAT'S COOL.
ME: THAT OTHER GUY JUST TOLD ME I CAN'T COME BACK HERE ON THESE
HER: YEAH, HE'S A DICK. AND A SMALL ONE AT THAT.

BRUTAL

 

[Moggy]

bagel boss

 

[Deleted member 2012]

In retrospective it's sad because I'm 5'5 and if it wasn't for the rollerblades bumping me to about 5'9 she could've just as easily made a comment like that about me

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

broootal

 

[Deleted member 5180]

Maybe the curry manlet just wanted his own pair of rollerblades too

 

[Andros]

Just wear rollerblade theory

 

[Deleted member 2012]

Maybe the curry manlet just wanted his own pair of rollerblades too

THIS IS HIM IF HE EVER TRIES TO COPY ME

 

[Deleted member 2012]

broootal

indeed son

 

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