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I’m usually not autistic enough to remember video game lore, but for any finalfantasycels, there’s this one part of FF7 that always stuck out to me. And that is how this guy called Vincent here:
caught oneitis for this bitch below called Lucrercia or whatever the fuck:
She then friend-zoned him because she feels like she doesn’t deserve to be with Vincent because of her past. Basically some excuse Jenny would say to Forrest Gump JFL.
Instead, this bitch runs off to a guy that looks like this:
Basically an ethnic lookin guy that kinda looks like Salt Bae but a scientist called Hojo who conducts inhumane experiments on live subjects with zero remorse and regard for morality. Bitch let this degenerate rat lookin mf clap her cheeks and knock her up, cause apparently that seems like it’s the only thing that could soothe her guilty conscience towards Vincent.
I mean this bitch Vincent was simping for wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed either. She literally volunteered her unborn child to be experimented on by Hojo, leading to the birth of Sephiroth. If that bitch had any morality in the first place, the plot of FF7 probably wouldn’t have happened. But bitch didn't value “ethical” science, she valued science that wasn't bound by morality, i.e: unethical science. Another dark-triad pill on how crossing boundaries and exploring taboos secretly turns women on, especially the broken ones. IIRC there’s this cagefuel beach scene in FF7 where Hojo somehow managed to snag 3 different bitches and they’re all over him.
Not only did Hojo cuck Vincent, but he also shot his ass and experimented on his half-dead body, leading him to become a vampire chad that cannot age and is forever 27 (which kinda makes up for being brutally cucked ngl). Even though Vincent ascended to ageless chad, it's kinda cancelled out by him being a mentalcel after being so brutally cucked and he instead chose to sleep in a coffin for 20+ years to “atone” for his sins of being unable to stop the experiments on his oneitis. While Vincent might now have the body of an ageless chad or should I say "Simpcent", he's still stuck with the mental of a simp cuck. That's the case too for many "ascended" users here where they're stuck with their pre-ascension mental from years of trauma.
Copers might say “It’s just a game for shut-in losers, it’s all just fantasy. No women are like that in real life”. The problem is there’s simply way too many women out there IRL who are exactly like that, especially the ones with a “traumatic past” thirsting for serial killers and felons as we all know. This is water for blackpillers, and it only isn’t for displaced closeted cuckeddit users and tiktokers on this site. Some aspects of Final Fantasy aren’t even “fantasy” at all but a documentation of reality. Just like hentai, it is a massive blackpill and a documentary on the feminine psyche. Ngl I’d be far more receptive to reading video game lore if it had blackpill elements in it.
Vincent is basically the simp cuck version of Shadow The Hedgehog. Even though Shadow simps for Maria, the girl was killed when she was still pure and JB, so his simping can be somewhat excused. Since the girl never lived to the point where her legacy is being dicked down by another dude, it makes sense for Shadow to venerate her like Virgin Mary and use her memory as lifefuel.
But Vincent on the other hand continues to simp and even blame himself for what happened to his oneitis even after ascending into a vampire chad that could JBmax indefinitely. So therefore mogged by the hedgehog that never got cucked.
But despite how Vincent was cucked so brutally, if he's 1% less of a simp than he already is, he would realize that he could JBmax forever as a vampire chad starting with Yuffie in the FF7 sequels to rejuvenize himself. The whole FF series seems pretty JBpilled in general. Meantime guys that get cucked in the same manner as Vincent IRL are either dead after being shot or have made an account on this site to rot.
TL;DR: 6'0 HTN in FF7 gets cucked by 5'7 Salt Bae ethnic lookin scientist who then shoots him and experiments on his half-dead body, ascending him into an ageless vampire chad. Unfortunately, this guy is too much a simp cuck to realize his ascension and how he could slay JBs indefinitely from then onwards. Instead he sleeps in a coffin for 20+ years to cope with being brutally cucked.
Also formatting images here is a pain in the ass so the pics here are lookin thicc
@Darkeningstar @PrinceLuenLeoncur @Latinolooksmaxxer @SecularIslamist @autistic_tendencies
caught oneitis for this bitch below called Lucrercia or whatever the fuck:
She then friend-zoned him because she feels like she doesn’t deserve to be with Vincent because of her past. Basically some excuse Jenny would say to Forrest Gump JFL.
Instead, this bitch runs off to a guy that looks like this:
Basically an ethnic lookin guy that kinda looks like Salt Bae but a scientist called Hojo who conducts inhumane experiments on live subjects with zero remorse and regard for morality. Bitch let this degenerate rat lookin mf clap her cheeks and knock her up, cause apparently that seems like it’s the only thing that could soothe her guilty conscience towards Vincent.
I mean this bitch Vincent was simping for wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed either. She literally volunteered her unborn child to be experimented on by Hojo, leading to the birth of Sephiroth. If that bitch had any morality in the first place, the plot of FF7 probably wouldn’t have happened. But bitch didn't value “ethical” science, she valued science that wasn't bound by morality, i.e: unethical science. Another dark-triad pill on how crossing boundaries and exploring taboos secretly turns women on, especially the broken ones. IIRC there’s this cagefuel beach scene in FF7 where Hojo somehow managed to snag 3 different bitches and they’re all over him.
Not only did Hojo cuck Vincent, but he also shot his ass and experimented on his half-dead body, leading him to become a vampire chad that cannot age and is forever 27 (which kinda makes up for being brutally cucked ngl). Even though Vincent ascended to ageless chad, it's kinda cancelled out by him being a mentalcel after being so brutally cucked and he instead chose to sleep in a coffin for 20+ years to “atone” for his sins of being unable to stop the experiments on his oneitis. While Vincent might now have the body of an ageless chad or should I say "Simpcent", he's still stuck with the mental of a simp cuck. That's the case too for many "ascended" users here where they're stuck with their pre-ascension mental from years of trauma.
Copers might say “It’s just a game for shut-in losers, it’s all just fantasy. No women are like that in real life”. The problem is there’s simply way too many women out there IRL who are exactly like that, especially the ones with a “traumatic past” thirsting for serial killers and felons as we all know. This is water for blackpillers, and it only isn’t for displaced closeted cuckeddit users and tiktokers on this site. Some aspects of Final Fantasy aren’t even “fantasy” at all but a documentation of reality. Just like hentai, it is a massive blackpill and a documentary on the feminine psyche. Ngl I’d be far more receptive to reading video game lore if it had blackpill elements in it.
Vincent is basically the simp cuck version of Shadow The Hedgehog. Even though Shadow simps for Maria, the girl was killed when she was still pure and JB, so his simping can be somewhat excused. Since the girl never lived to the point where her legacy is being dicked down by another dude, it makes sense for Shadow to venerate her like Virgin Mary and use her memory as lifefuel.
But Vincent on the other hand continues to simp and even blame himself for what happened to his oneitis even after ascending into a vampire chad that could JBmax indefinitely. So therefore mogged by the hedgehog that never got cucked.
But despite how Vincent was cucked so brutally, if he's 1% less of a simp than he already is, he would realize that he could JBmax forever as a vampire chad starting with Yuffie in the FF7 sequels to rejuvenize himself. The whole FF series seems pretty JBpilled in general. Meantime guys that get cucked in the same manner as Vincent IRL are either dead after being shot or have made an account on this site to rot.
TL;DR: 6'0 HTN in FF7 gets cucked by 5'7 Salt Bae ethnic lookin scientist who then shoots him and experiments on his half-dead body, ascending him into an ageless vampire chad. Unfortunately, this guy is too much a simp cuck to realize his ascension and how he could slay JBs indefinitely from then onwards. Instead he sleeps in a coffin for 20+ years to cope with being brutally cucked.
Also formatting images here is a pain in the ass so the pics here are lookin thicc
@Darkeningstar @PrinceLuenLeoncur @Latinolooksmaxxer @SecularIslamist @autistic_tendencies
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