Brutal Heightmog (Yao Ming) at my University Graduation Ceremony (MANLETS DO NOT OPEN)

[SoNotFunny]

Yao Ming was the guest speaker. Towered over everyone present. Even the 6’3 chadlites in the graduating class stood no chance. University had to call in the fire department afterwards to pump out all the water that flooded the auditorium from the foids who instantly waterfalled when they saw Yao Ming

 

[Bryce]

Wow so you're telling me people got heightmogged by someone who's 7'6"? I didn't expect that!