yochico_yojordan
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I thought that I was doing good because I have options in dating and am not a virgin, until I met this guy we'll call Chad. He's not actually chad facewise, only HTN, but you will see why he fits the stereotype. He is a frat guy, 6'4", who sleeps around with infinite staceys and drinks and parties all the time
He literally sleeps with a different girl almost every night. Not joking. He rarely sleeps with the same girl twice, and rarely goes more than a day without sex. His bodycount is probably in the hundreds. And most of them are 10s to normies, like high tier blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls. I would say at least 75% are htb-staceys. He turned is phone off and on and he had 600 unopened snaps, all of them from hot girls
His advice is so fucking normie too, he has no clue how lucky he is. He literally said "just be confident bro, that's all that matters, it doesn't even matter what you say. I've literally slapped strangers asses and they slept with me". No fucking shit dude you're 6'4" and HTN, it doesn't matter what YOU say. Literally playing life on creative mode
I can't even cope and say he's irresponsible or I will make more money than him because he's going to fail or drop out because he's already got money. He graduated at 15 or 16, worked on an oil rig for a month (connections from uncle) and made 30k, saved/invested it and did some other work, took out a loan and made a vape shop. He doesn't work at all anymore because he gets passive income from it, he owns it but doesn't actually run it so he's not busy either.
No STDs either despite copious bodycount
It's so fucking unfair. I hate that people like this exist. I usually don't get jealous often but holy shit, this is insane
He literally sleeps with a different girl almost every night. Not joking. He rarely sleeps with the same girl twice, and rarely goes more than a day without sex. His bodycount is probably in the hundreds. And most of them are 10s to normies, like high tier blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls. I would say at least 75% are htb-staceys. He turned is phone off and on and he had 600 unopened snaps, all of them from hot girls
His advice is so fucking normie too, he has no clue how lucky he is. He literally said "just be confident bro, that's all that matters, it doesn't even matter what you say. I've literally slapped strangers asses and they slept with me". No fucking shit dude you're 6'4" and HTN, it doesn't matter what YOU say. Literally playing life on creative mode
I can't even cope and say he's irresponsible or I will make more money than him because he's going to fail or drop out because he's already got money. He graduated at 15 or 16, worked on an oil rig for a month (connections from uncle) and made 30k, saved/invested it and did some other work, took out a loan and made a vape shop. He doesn't work at all anymore because he gets passive income from it, he owns it but doesn't actually run it so he's not busy either.
No STDs either despite copious bodycount
It's so fucking unfair. I hate that people like this exist. I usually don't get jealous often but holy shit, this is insane
