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Only reason he went to the desert and didn't eat anything for 40 days was to debloat. He gained 80lbs after his becky girlfriend left him. Over for jesuscels
Bible confirms it:
"Therefore, my beloved brothers, I continue my path to the desert to find something I lost long time ago. My facial definition and abs. And finally return to the one I love"
And that is exactly what he found
But, unfortunately, he didn't realise that his girlfriend left him, not because of lack of abs, but because he was Jewish manlet so he turned himself to the romans right after, in order to end his pain and misery.
Bible confirms it:
"Therefore, my beloved brothers, I continue my path to the desert to find something I lost long time ago. My facial definition and abs. And finally return to the one I love"
And that is exactly what he found
But, unfortunately, he didn't realise that his girlfriend left him, not because of lack of abs, but because he was Jewish manlet so he turned himself to the romans right after, in order to end his pain and misery.