Brutal Truth: SOFTMAXXING IS COPE! You'll NEVER "softmax" out of a BAD BASE!

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Everytime I see some nigga here talking of "softmaxxing" I can't help but do this:

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How can you seriously believe this -- on its own -- is an actual THING? Like, fucking how?!

Most guys you see "softmaxxing" ARE GOOD LOOKING FUCKING GUYS USING FACE WASH.

You are NOT going to scrub/exfoliate your face & then find you have Vinnie Hacker's base, dumbass.

Vinnie Hacker, Chris Williams, Nic Kaufmann, Ahmad Najya, etc. all have ONE thing in common...

THEY ALL HAVE GOOD FUCKING BASES. The hair, skin, etc. is all FAR LESS important than BASE.

BASE is phenopill -- seeing your true PHENOCAP. The base determines your place -- nothing else.

"Softmaxxing" is thinking your ugly ahh, harmony lacking, low FWHR, recessed face will "ascend with a perm."

"Softmaxxing" is thinking using $400 of skin care products will make you appear less like a horse.


THESE ARE ALL GOOD FUCKING BASES. "SOFTMAXXING" DID NOT ASCEND THEM, STUPID:


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NOT ONE OF THEM WOULD REVERT TO INCEL STATUS WITH A FUCKING HAIRCUT.


VERY MUCH THE SAME WAY NONE OF YOU SUBHUMANS WILL BECOME THEM WITH ONE!

You cannot "softmaxx" a bad base -- you can only "max," i.e., "niche" with softmaxxing OVER base.

This means a good base can be TWEAKED with softmaxes, yes, but a bad base WILL NOT BENEFIT.

There is no such softmax that fixes shit like cranial facial growth issue, recessed maxilla/midface, etc.

There is no FUCKING WAY getting a broccoli haircut & white teeth is gonna help yo' ugly ahh face.


You LACK THE HARMONY. You lack THE AVERAGENESS (average face = good base). IT IS OVER!
 
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Cope, eyelashes and brows=life
 
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HTN fairly possible.

Chadlite very difficult but MAYBE somehow possible.

Chad level probably impossible.
I haven't gymmaxxed yet tbh let's see

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Softmaxxing can work if your a teen or just bloated or fat
 
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