Brutal Truth: SOFTMAXXING IS COPE! You'll NEVER "softmax" out of a BAD BASE!

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Everytime I see some nigga here talking of "softmaxxing" I can't help but do this:

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How can you seriously believe this -- on its own -- is an actual THING? Like, fucking how?!

Most guys you see "softmaxxing" ARE GOOD LOOKING FUCKING GUYS USING FACE WASH.

You are NOT going to scrub/exfoliate your face & then find you have Vinnie Hacker's base, dumbass.

Vinnie Hacker, Chris Williams, Nic Kaufmann, Ahmad Najya, etc. all have ONE thing in common...

THEY ALL HAVE GOOD FUCKING BASES. The hair, skin, etc. is all FAR LESS important than BASE.

BASE is phenopill -- seeing your true PHENOCAP. The base determines your place -- nothing else.

"Softmaxxing" is thinking your ugly ahh, harmony lacking, low FWHR, recessed face will "ascend with a perm."

"Softmaxxing" is thinking using $400 of skin care products will make you appear less like a horse.


THESE ARE ALL GOOD FUCKING BASES. "SOFTMAXXING" DID NOT ASCEND THEM, STUPID:


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NOT ONE OF THEM WOULD REVERT TO INCEL STATUS WITH A FUCKING HAIRCUT.


VERY MUCH THE SAME WAY NONE OF YOU SUBHUMANS WILL BECOME THEM WITH ONE!

You cannot "softmaxx" a bad base -- you can only "max," i.e., "niche" with softmaxxing OVER base.

This means a good base can be TWEAKED with softmaxes, yes, but a bad base WILL NOT BENEFIT.

There is no such softmax that fixes shit like cranial facial growth issue, recessed maxilla/midface, etc.

There is no FUCKING WAY getting a broccoli haircut & white teeth is gonna help yo' ugly ahh face.


You LACK THE HARMONY. You lack THE AVERAGENESS (average face = good base). IT IS OVER!
 
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Rate this base
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Cope, eyelashes and brows=life
 
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HTN fairly possible.

Chadlite very difficult but MAYBE somehow possible.

Chad level probably impossible.
I haven't gymmaxxed yet tbh let's see

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Softmaxxing can work if your a teen or just bloated or fat
 
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Lazy coper
 
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Everytime I see some nigga here talking of "softmaxxing" I can't help but do this:

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How can you seriously believe this -- on its own -- is an actual THING? Like, fucking how?!

Most guys you see "softmaxxing" ARE GOOD LOOKING FUCKING GUYS USING FACE WASH.

You are NOT going to scrub/exfoliate your face & then find you have Vinnie Hacker's base, dumbass.

Vinnie Hacker, Chris Williams, Nic Kaufmann, Ahmad Najya, etc. all have ONE thing in common...

THEY ALL HAVE GOOD FUCKING BASES. The hair, skin, etc. is all FAR LESS important than BASE.

BASE is phenopill -- seeing your true PHENOCAP. The base determines your place -- nothing else.

"Softmaxxing" is thinking your ugly ahh, harmony lacking, low FWHR, recessed face will "ascend with a perm."

"Softmaxxing" is thinking using $400 of skin care products will make you appear less like a horse.


THESE ARE ALL GOOD FUCKING BASES. "SOFTMAXXING" DID NOT ASCEND THEM, STUPID:


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NOT ONE OF THEM WOULD REVERT TO INCEL STATUS WITH A FUCKING HAIRCUT.


VERY MUCH THE SAME WAY NONE OF YOU SUBHUMANS WILL BECOME THEM WITH ONE!

You cannot "softmaxx" a bad base -- you can only "max," i.e., "niche" with softmaxxing OVER base.

This means a good base can be TWEAKED with softmaxes, yes, but a bad base WILL NOT BENEFIT.

There is no such softmax that fixes shit like cranial facial growth issue, recessed maxilla/midface, etc.

There is no FUCKING WAY getting a broccoli haircut & white teeth is gonna help yo' ugly ahh face.


You LACK THE HARMONY. You lack THE AVERAGENESS (average face = good base). IT IS OVER!
Softmaxxing is a very broad term, anything other than surgery or surgically assisted methods fall into this category. Many of these softmaxxes could save a person with a flat horse face.
 
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Over for my 3mm recession overbite
 
Everytime I see some nigga here talking of "softmaxxing" I can't help but do this:

giphy.gif


How can you seriously believe this -- on its own -- is an actual THING? Like, fucking how?!

Most guys you see "softmaxxing" ARE GOOD LOOKING FUCKING GUYS USING FACE WASH.

You are NOT going to scrub/exfoliate your face & then find you have Vinnie Hacker's base, dumbass.

Vinnie Hacker, Chris Williams, Nic Kaufmann, Ahmad Najya, etc. all have ONE thing in common...

THEY ALL HAVE GOOD FUCKING BASES. The hair, skin, etc. is all FAR LESS important than BASE.

BASE is phenopill -- seeing your true PHENOCAP. The base determines your place -- nothing else.

"Softmaxxing" is thinking your ugly ahh, harmony lacking, low FWHR, recessed face will "ascend with a perm."

"Softmaxxing" is thinking using $400 of skin care products will make you appear less like a horse.


THESE ARE ALL GOOD FUCKING BASES. "SOFTMAXXING" DID NOT ASCEND THEM, STUPID:


8fmxn4Ma2QnhrOslct0rqcp8JqE.jpg
87295117-photo-u1
1002343757-photo-u1
87295111-photo-u1
images
images
1002743740-photo-u-505686584
1002343748-photo-u1
images
8982321b5bb0acdcfd509acab5dc1b09.jpg
MW-HY732_TikTok_ZH_20200121135759.jpg
86331487-photo-u1
hqdefault.jpg
87295097-photo-u1
1002343758-photo-u1
3237835
86330618-photo-u1
images


NOT ONE OF THEM WOULD REVERT TO INCEL STATUS WITH A FUCKING HAIRCUT.


VERY MUCH THE SAME WAY NONE OF YOU SUBHUMANS WILL BECOME THEM WITH ONE!

You cannot "softmaxx" a bad base -- you can only "max," i.e., "niche" with softmaxxing OVER base.

This means a good base can be TWEAKED with softmaxes, yes, but a bad base WILL NOT BENEFIT.

There is no such softmax that fixes shit like cranial facial growth issue, recessed maxilla/midface, etc.

There is no FUCKING WAY getting a broccoli haircut & white teeth is gonna help yo' ugly ahh face.


You LACK THE HARMONY. You lack THE AVERAGENESS (average face = good base). IT IS OVER!
cope, Hella cope.....

softmaxxing is a few things than just getting a haircut, its having thicker darker eyerbows or shaping them. its having and improving your eyelashes. its having actual better skin (being cystic acne for example can detract from your looks HUGELY ASK ME HOW I KNOW) being fat then getting lean IS SOFT MAXXING. GETTING JACKED IS A SOFTMAX , GETTING HEALTHY AT ALL IS A SOFTMAX.

YOU ARE A COPER AND NEED TO BE STONED TO DEATH BY ALL OF US (jk)

Stoning stone
 
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your talking about tiktok softmaxxing, hair, skin, blahblah. Softmaxxing can go a little deeper, for example eyebrows and hair loss treatment can truely make you a lot better looking(hair loss)
 
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nah soft maxxing can ascend people, lean, skin,hair and fashion. Like you said base is important but you can always be thinner, look better
 
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nah soft maxxing can ascend people, lean, skin,hair and fashion. Like you said base is important but you can always be thinner, look better

Bro, I know what the fuck I'm talking about here & you clearly aren't getting the main point.

"Softmaxxing" only "works" when the person doing it was already attractive enough, otherwise it's cope.

That is, they have the right pheno, ratios, proportions, etc. Make some ugly Indian with a shit pheno try to "softmax."

Then watch how it makes absolute fuck all difference. Without the right pheno/base/harmony it's gigacope.
 
PHENOCAP doesn’t really exist chad can be from most phenos
 
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90% of softmaxxing is leaning down to reveal a good bone structure
 
Bro, I know what the fuck I'm talking about here & you clearly aren't getting the main point.

"Softmaxxing" only "works" when the person doing it was already attractive enough, otherwise it's cope.

That is, they have the right pheno, ratios, proportions, etc. Make some ugly Indian with a shit pheno try to "softmax."

Then watch how it makes absolute fuck all difference. Without the right pheno/base/harmony it's gigacope.
Ik what ur talking about but most people can ascend somewhat. Sure if ur truly ugly it won’t change anything. Someone like rosas jr has all the softmaxxing but he has a face like a tumour so it doesn’t matter
 
Ik what ur talking about but most people can ascend somewhat. Sure if ur truly ugly it won’t change anything. Someone like rosas jr has all the softmaxxing but he has a face like a tumour so it doesn’t matter

It won't "ascend" anyone who wasn't already basically good enough anyways at their base, i.e., most who try it.

Softmaxxing is like toppings/icing on a cake. Only if the cake is good, it helps; but a good cake is still good plain.

An ugly cake can have endless ice cream, sprinkles, toppings, jellies, candies, what have you added on top, but...

Will anyone want to fucking eat a shitty, amorphic, unappetizing, unshapely, disgusting cake just with nice toppings?
 
I want to kill myself
 
It won't "ascend" anyone who wasn't already basically good enough anyways at their base, i.e., most who try it.

Softmaxxing is like toppings/icing on a cake. Only if the cake is good, it helps; but a good cake is still good plain.
U won’t become a mogger but you’ll become better than b4 that’s all. Better to be a mtn than a ltn even tho dating life won’t change a lot
 
U won’t become a mogger but you’ll become better than b4 that’s all. Better to be a mtn than a ltn even tho dating life won’t change a lot

LOL MTN is virtually indistinguishable from a LTN. Where do you get off thinking going from LTN -> MTN makes any significant difference?
 
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LOL MTN is virtually indistinguishable from a LTN. Where do you get off thinking going from LTN -> MTN makes any significant difference?
Ltn fucks his hand, mtn fucks chubby girls or ethnics. Still different
 
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Ltn fucks his hand, mtn fucks chubby girls or ethnics. Still different

Both LTN and MTN can fuck their hands. That's the whole point. Going from "LTN" to "MTN" isn't necessarily making you a sexhaver.

I've seen tons of "LTN" dudes manage to cheat a little and fraud their looks, only to STILL often fuck their hands & never/rarely get girls.
 
ppl will see one ehren video on tiktok and think they can ascend to htn from ltn...ehren hit puberty and became a htn instantly, all he had to do was fraud his hairline and fix his coloring (both softmaxxes), I agree with this take, base is everything
 
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Both LTN and MTN can fuck their hands. That's the whole point. Going from "LTN" to "MTN" isn't necessarily making you a sexhaver.

I've seen tons of "LTN" dudes manage to cheat a little and fraud their looks, only to STILL often fuck their hands & never/rarely get girls.
Honestly u just need enough looks to consistently get gfs, that’s it. Forget about slaying if ur a normie, u can still fuck tho. The best way is through ltr
 

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