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SO DRUNK, BOYOS SO EXPECT SOME AUTISTIC NON-SENSICAL RAMBLING
TODAY I CAME THE CLOSEST I EVER DID TO ASCENDING.
I WAS WITH MY FRIEND GROUP ZAT A BAR AND I SAW THIS EXTREMELY CUITE, FORWARD-GROWN FEMOID EYEING ME. I WAS MIRIN' HER STACY MAXILLA THE ENTIRE TIME. MY FRIENDS SAW THAT THINGS WERE GETTING HEATED SO THEY LEFT ME ALONE WITH HER,. I WAS sITTING AUTISTICALLY LIKE A SHY JEW AND EVENTUALLY SHE STARTED TALKING TO ME, ASKING ME QUESTIONS. I HAD THE BEST CONVERSATION MY INCEL BRAIN ALLOWED ME TO. EVENTUALLY I THOIGHT THE TIME WAS RIGHT TO ASCEND SO I ASKED HER "WANNA KISS?" AND THEN MY WORST NIGHTMARE CAME THOUGH. SHE SAID "no, that was a bit too straight forward. You shou've just went for it". IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR RECESSED RATS LIKE ME.
IF I WAS 6'4 PRIME 18 YEAR OLD CHICO LACHOWSKI SHE WOULD'VE SAID "no, but I can suck the dingle berries right out of your supermodel asshole hairs instead"
I ALSO AWKWARDLY PUT MY ARM AROUND HER WAIST TOO AS SHE SAID THIS. SO 10 SECONDS LATER I HAD TO TAKE IT OFF HER.
THEN SHE SAID "i'm getting a drink". SO I OFFERED TO BETABUXX FOR HER DRINK. SHE TOOK IT AND WHEN I CAME OUTSIDE SHE WAS TALKING TO SOME BLOATED MANLET SUBHUMAN NORMIE. THE RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT TRIED TO ACT SUPERIOR TO ME EVEN THOUGH I WAS A WHOLE HEAD TALLER THAN THIS ABOMINATION. HE KEPT SAYING "yeah I think she's talking to me right now, you can come back later". JUST FUCKING LOL AT THIS GENETIC ABOMINATION. I STAYED INSTEAD BECAUSE JFL AT LETTING THIS RECESSED JEW BOSS ME AROUND. OBVIOUSLY THIS FUCKING FAILURE NEVER GOT ANYWHERE WITH HER BECAUSE HOW WOULD HE HAVE A CHANCE WITH THIS GOOD LOOKING FOGGER STACY, RIGHT???
WELL EVENTUALLY SHE FUCKED OFF AND STARTED MAKING OUT WITH SOME FAT LESBIAN AND SHE LOOKED AT ME A FEW TIMES WHILE SHE WAS DOING IT TO REALLY PUSH THE DAGGER STRAIGHT INTO MY INCEL HEART. IT'S SO FUCKING OVER FOR ME. I HAD TO GET DRUNK AS SHIT TO GET OVER THE CRINGE OF WHAT I HAVE DONE. AT LEAST IT WAS A FOID SHE WAS FUCKING AND NOT A MAN. THEY'RE PROBABLY SCISSORING THEIR MOIST PUSSIES RIGHT NOW AS I'M TYPING THIS EXTREMELY AUTISTIC RETATRD DRUNK POST.
I'M HOME NOW PUKING MY BRAINS OUT FROM THE ALCOHOL POISIONING.
LET THIS BE A LESSION TO YOU. THERE'S NO POINT TALKING TO FOIDS IF YOU'RE NOT AN NT CHAD. I'M A 1/10 RECESSED SUBANIMAL JEWISH SLAVE. I DESERVE TO BE IN AUSCHWITZ RIGHT NOW GETTING WORKED TO DEATH FOR THE GLORY OF THE GERMAN REICH LIKE THE GARBAGE RUSSIANCEL ABOMINATION THAT I AM. I AM NOTHING. I AM LESS THAN NOTHING TBH. IT NEVER BEGAN FOR DIARRHEA INCARNATES LIKE ME. I AM A SUBHUMAN INCEL PIECE OF FILTH. I DESERVE TO BE SHOT DEAD. I AM THE BIGGEST TRUECEL WHO EVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS FORUM.
ALSO KEEP IN MIND THAT HER FRIEND WAS A WINGWOMAN FOR ME LOL. AFTER I WALKED AWAY FROM HER, SHE ASKED ME IF I GOT WITH HER. THIS IS RARE, USUALLY FOIDS COCKBLOCK.
IT'S ACTUALLY UNBELIEVABLE HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE I AM
TODAY I CAME THE CLOSEST I EVER DID TO ASCENDING.
I WAS WITH MY FRIEND GROUP ZAT A BAR AND I SAW THIS EXTREMELY CUITE, FORWARD-GROWN FEMOID EYEING ME. I WAS MIRIN' HER STACY MAXILLA THE ENTIRE TIME. MY FRIENDS SAW THAT THINGS WERE GETTING HEATED SO THEY LEFT ME ALONE WITH HER,. I WAS sITTING AUTISTICALLY LIKE A SHY JEW AND EVENTUALLY SHE STARTED TALKING TO ME, ASKING ME QUESTIONS. I HAD THE BEST CONVERSATION MY INCEL BRAIN ALLOWED ME TO. EVENTUALLY I THOIGHT THE TIME WAS RIGHT TO ASCEND SO I ASKED HER "WANNA KISS?" AND THEN MY WORST NIGHTMARE CAME THOUGH. SHE SAID "no, that was a bit too straight forward. You shou've just went for it". IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR RECESSED RATS LIKE ME.
IF I WAS 6'4 PRIME 18 YEAR OLD CHICO LACHOWSKI SHE WOULD'VE SAID "no, but I can suck the dingle berries right out of your supermodel asshole hairs instead"
I ALSO AWKWARDLY PUT MY ARM AROUND HER WAIST TOO AS SHE SAID THIS. SO 10 SECONDS LATER I HAD TO TAKE IT OFF HER.
THEN SHE SAID "i'm getting a drink". SO I OFFERED TO BETABUXX FOR HER DRINK. SHE TOOK IT AND WHEN I CAME OUTSIDE SHE WAS TALKING TO SOME BLOATED MANLET SUBHUMAN NORMIE. THE RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT TRIED TO ACT SUPERIOR TO ME EVEN THOUGH I WAS A WHOLE HEAD TALLER THAN THIS ABOMINATION. HE KEPT SAYING "yeah I think she's talking to me right now, you can come back later". JUST FUCKING LOL AT THIS GENETIC ABOMINATION. I STAYED INSTEAD BECAUSE JFL AT LETTING THIS RECESSED JEW BOSS ME AROUND. OBVIOUSLY THIS FUCKING FAILURE NEVER GOT ANYWHERE WITH HER BECAUSE HOW WOULD HE HAVE A CHANCE WITH THIS GOOD LOOKING FOGGER STACY, RIGHT???
WELL EVENTUALLY SHE FUCKED OFF AND STARTED MAKING OUT WITH SOME FAT LESBIAN AND SHE LOOKED AT ME A FEW TIMES WHILE SHE WAS DOING IT TO REALLY PUSH THE DAGGER STRAIGHT INTO MY INCEL HEART. IT'S SO FUCKING OVER FOR ME. I HAD TO GET DRUNK AS SHIT TO GET OVER THE CRINGE OF WHAT I HAVE DONE. AT LEAST IT WAS A FOID SHE WAS FUCKING AND NOT A MAN. THEY'RE PROBABLY SCISSORING THEIR MOIST PUSSIES RIGHT NOW AS I'M TYPING THIS EXTREMELY AUTISTIC RETATRD DRUNK POST.
I'M HOME NOW PUKING MY BRAINS OUT FROM THE ALCOHOL POISIONING.
LET THIS BE A LESSION TO YOU. THERE'S NO POINT TALKING TO FOIDS IF YOU'RE NOT AN NT CHAD. I'M A 1/10 RECESSED SUBANIMAL JEWISH SLAVE. I DESERVE TO BE IN AUSCHWITZ RIGHT NOW GETTING WORKED TO DEATH FOR THE GLORY OF THE GERMAN REICH LIKE THE GARBAGE RUSSIANCEL ABOMINATION THAT I AM. I AM NOTHING. I AM LESS THAN NOTHING TBH. IT NEVER BEGAN FOR DIARRHEA INCARNATES LIKE ME. I AM A SUBHUMAN INCEL PIECE OF FILTH. I DESERVE TO BE SHOT DEAD. I AM THE BIGGEST TRUECEL WHO EVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS FORUM.
ALSO KEEP IN MIND THAT HER FRIEND WAS A WINGWOMAN FOR ME LOL. AFTER I WALKED AWAY FROM HER, SHE ASKED ME IF I GOT WITH HER. THIS IS RARE, USUALLY FOIDS COCKBLOCK.
IT'S ACTUALLY UNBELIEVABLE HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE I AM
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