BTC will go Parabolic on May 22nd. Mark my words.

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On May 22nd, BTC will hit record-breaking ATHs for the very first time this cycle... Let's see if I am right.
(If not, by the end of this month at the latest!)
Mark your calendars and watch.
#onlythebeginning :yes:


(All the best to those participating this cycle... Let's get it)
 
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Just put 50k into it, thanks
 
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Just put my family life savings into it, thanks
 
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On May 22nd, BTC will hit record-breaking ATHs for the very first time this cycle... Let's see if I am right.
(If not, by the end of this month at the latest!)
#onlythebeginning :yes:
Just put your (yes, YOUR) kidneys into it, we (yes, WE) are gonna be rich
 
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I saw btc went from 79k to 106k and I just sat and watched like a cuck
 
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I saw btc went from 79k to 106k and I just sat and watched like a cuck
I predict it'll go to 250k-300k by the end of this year... Watch the show... This is history in the making. Gonna be nuts.

My range estimates:
Conservative/strict: 200k
My most likely range: 250k-300k
loose/god-tier: 350k+
 
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I predict it'll go to 250k-300k by the end of this year... Watch the show... This is history in the making. Gonna be nuts.
That'll be ridiculous. But the way the elites are moving...
 
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That'll be ridiculous. But the way the elites are moving...
Yup, the usual. The poor get poorer, the rich get richer. Normie retail traders are gonna get raped as usual as most end up buying when greed is at an all time high. Survival of the fittest.

Buy the fear. Sell the greed. :yes:
 
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Larp
 
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Where's the Larp? Just sharing my predictions, and yes I'm a brokie.

Just wait and see what happens bro, if I'm wrong come back to this thread to diss me. If I'm right, congratulate my ass nigga :yes:
 
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Well you were technically correct, lets see tomorrow if it goes even higher
 
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Where's the Larp? Just sharing my predictions, and yes I'm a brokie.

Just wait and see what happens bro, if I'm wrong come back to this thread to diss me. If I'm right, congratulate my ass nigga :yes:
Congratulations
 
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yay thanks
 
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Update: looks like it happened 1 day early. I was right 😎✅ ATHs passed ️
 
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BTC isnt at $1M bro wtf
 
BTC isnt at $1M bro wtf
It will hit $1M next cycle, wait another 4 years boyo.

My range estimates for this cycle ONLY:
Conservative/strict: 200k
My most likely range: 250k-300k
loose/god-tier: 350k+
 
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It will hit $1M next cycle, wait another 4 years boyo.

My range estimates for this cycle ONLY:
Conservative/strict: 200k
My most likely range: 250k-300k
loose/god-tier: 350k+
shuts door of ferrari okay!
 
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damn bro keep posting predictions
 
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I am nailing every single one so far :yes:

(Inspired by the best: @PsychoDsk & @Seth Walsh)
how are you doing these predictions?
 
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Where's the Larp? Just sharing my predictions, and yes I'm a brokie.

Just wait and see what happens bro, if I'm wrong come back to this thread to diss me. If I'm right, congratulate my ass nigga :yes:
Congratulations. I wasn't clear with what I meant, but you were still right with your initial post.

I predict it'll go to 250k-300k by the end of this year... Watch the show... This is history in the making. Gonna be nuts.

My range estimates:
Conservative/strict: 200k
My most likely range: 250k-300k
loose/god-tier: 350k+
Larp*
 
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Congratulations. I wasn't clear with what I meant, but you were still right with your initial post.


Larp*
Thanks brother lol, I appreciate it! :feelsez::yes:
 
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whats your opinion about ETH? will it recover? i made the terrible mistake and never invested into BTC but thought eth will also skyrock some day. now im sceptical after last cycle
 
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whats your opinion about ETH? will it recover? i made the terrible mistake and never invested into BTC but thought eth will also skyrock some day. now im sceptical after last cycle
ETH's already been recovering pretty good bro. I'd wager it could hit 4k-5k+... It literally got raped super hard quite recently, and is making massive strides back... I think there's still potential in ETH. Alotta the normies are calling it dead (I'm personally not a fan of ETH), I wouldn't say so though... It's quite alive and well. Will perform greatly this cycle imo.
 
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On May 22nd, BTC will hit record-breaking ATHs for the very first time this cycle... Let's see if I am right.
(If not, by the end of this month at the latest!)
Mark your calendars and watch.
#onlythebeginning :yes:


(All the best to those participating this cycle... Let's get it)
Interesting, i bought bitcoin at 40k around last year and regret selling. Whats ur reasoning it will go to the moon?
 
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ETH's already been recovering pretty good bro. I'd wager it could hit 4k-5k+... It literally got raped super hard quite recently, and is making massive strides back... I think there's still potential in ETH. Alotta the normies are calling it dead (I'm personally not a fan of ETH), I wouldn't say so though... It's quite alive and well. Will perform greatly this cycle imo.
I'm bigger on Solana, than BTC and ETH, what are your opinions on the price movement.
@PsychoDsk @Seth Walsh
 
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On May 22nd, BTC will hit record-breaking ATHs for the very first time this cycle... Let's see if I am right.
(If not, by the end of this month at the latest!)
Mark your calendars and watch.
#onlythebeginning :yes:


(All the best to those participating this cycle... Let's get it)
are fags still talking about crypto hahahahhh biggest jew bullshit scheme ever ur actually better off sports betting
 
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how are you doing these predictions?
Very Basic Noob Normie Technical Analysis (TA)

Keeping simple stupid goes a long way...

I mainly focus on the following indicators: monthly RSI, Fibonacci shitposting, Global G2 Money Supply, etc.

Basically, if enough indicators line up with certain trends, that’s usually good enough for me to know what to expect.
If it’s just one on its own, I throw the theory out.

Once again I'm an amateur in crypto, a brokie working his way up to X-brokie status.

Consult @PsychoDsk and @Seth Walsh for the true sauce — i.e., if they decide to drop a reply whenever it suits them.
They're moneymaxxed to the tits. :yes:

Cheers!
 
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Interesting, i bought bitcoin at 40k around last year and regret selling. Whats ur reasoning it will go to the moon?
These elite kikes manipulate everything...

I just mainly look at patterns/trends + what's been happening on the graphs. Idc about news / normie NPC public sentiment.
Crypto has been cyclical ~4 years... And has continuously proved to do so...
Parabolic exponential gains every single time.
Could it change in the future? You never know... But, for this cycle you're good.

Follow the whales... Ignore retail.
During the previous crypto scare that just happened, retail panic sold (got raped as usual) and these whales were buying all kinds of crypto like hotcakes...

TLDR: Buy the fear, Sell the greed.
(The higher that fear and greed index goes... It's time to start getting worried...)
 
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Thanks for your expert opinion.
 
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Very Basic Noob Normie Technical Analysis (TA)

Keeping simple stupid goes a long way...

I mainly focus on the following indicators: monthly RSI, Fibonacci shitposting, Global G2 Money Supply, etc.

Basically, if enough indicators line up with certain trends, that’s usually good enough for me to know what to expect.
If it’s just one on its own, I throw the theory out.

Once again I'm an amateur in crypto, a brokie working his way up to X-brokie status.

Consult @PsychoDsk and @Seth Walsh for the true sauce — i.e., if they decide to drop a reply whenever it suits them.
They're moneymaxxed to the tits. :yes:

Cheers!
Me and CEO multi millionaire by 2026 (were gonna blast roids and die from kidney failure)
 
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Me and CEO multi millionaire by 2026 (were gonna blast roids and die from kidney failure)
JFL, hard pass on the roids dawg, if you commit to blasting to the gills, just please stay safe out there nigga :lul:
 
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JFL, hard pass on the roids dawg, if you commit to blasting to the gills, just please stay safe out there nigga :lul:
so what you moneymaxxing for
 
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so what you moneymaxxing for
Tryna stack up 20k rn on the side for a quick minor hair transplant (want my teenage hairline back, nothing major just 1k-2k grafts) + otoplasty (I have subhuman ears). Getting all procedures done in the states. Don't mind the premium, need it all done right preferably by an educated white man JFL. Most raters gave me HTN/CL.

Quick copy pasta stats for reference: HTN/CL-tier, high-T, 6-foot-tall with hooded almond hazel eyes, 90 hz deep chad voice, wide frame with a shoulder width of 22.5 inches. With peak gymcelling I can get it to 24-25 naturally.

Fuck letting Dr. Raju Sharma botching these subhuman inkies under a random street-side Mango Tree in the Mumbai City Slums.

And leanmaxx... Then I've basically ascended. Luckily, my base is hella solid. Always count your blessings and be grateful.

God loves to nerf everybody... Just like how he gave Gandy a subhuman nose (yet still mogs these kids well into his late 40s, these prettyboy faggot kids got nothing on these guys). If he had a mogger nose, it'd be over for the earth.

Imo, Jon Erik Hexum is the most perfect PSL god there is. RIP to that guy, big inspiration of mine.

Asides from that...
Simply, to live life.
 
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Tryna stack up 20k rn on the side for a quick minor hair transplant (want my teenage hairline back, nothing major just 1k-2k grafts) + otoplasty (I have subhuman ears). Getting all procedures done in the states. Don't mind the premium, need it all done right preferably by an educated white man JFL.

Fuck letting Dr. Raju Sharma botching these subhuman inkies under a random street-side Mango Tree in the Mumbai City Slums.
And leanmaxx... Then I've basically ascended. Luckily, my base is hella solid. Always count your blessings and be grateful.

God loves to nerf everybody... Just like how he gave Gandy a subhuman nose (yet still mogs these kids well into his late 40s, these prettyboy faggot kids got nothing on these guys). If he had a mogger nose, it'd be over for the earth.

Imo, Jon Erik Hexum is the most perfect PSL god there is. RIP to that guy, big inspiration of mine.

Asides from that...
Simply, to live life.
 

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are fags still talking about crypto hahahahhh biggest jew bullshit scheme ever ur actually better off sports betting
Crypto is the least jew currency, that’s why the government is trying to control it
 
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Crypto is the least jew currency, that’s why the government is trying to control it
JFL you have no idea. EVERYTHING is jewish, and you're talking about how trillion dollar industry like crypto is jewish. They are control-oppressing it deliberately by pushing againts it in the mainstream, while in the future it will be crypto/digital currency that will be the one and only worldwide currency, satisfying their "one" agenda (one currency, one language, one system etc)
 
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JFL you have no idea. EVERYTHING is jewish, and you're talking about how trillion dollar industry like crypto is jewish. They are control-oppressing it deliberately by pushing againts it in the mainstream, while in the future it will be crypto/digital currency that will be the one and only worldwide currency, satisfying their "one" agenda (one currency, one language, one system etc)
crypto is the same as paper currency its just digital in the way that you have to exchange a us dollar to canadian to use it at other places, doesnt make it one currency. ofc the jews will ruin it but im saying crypto is the least jew currency, not that it isnt jew controlled rn
 
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JFL you have no idea. EVERYTHING is jewish, and you're talking about how trillion dollar industry like crypto is jewish. They are control-oppressing it deliberately by pushing againts it in the mainstream, while in the future it will be crypto/digital currency that will be the one and only worldwide currency, satisfying their "one" agenda (one currency, one language, one system etc)
Exactly, I hear you but... If these kikes are pumpin' and dumpin' the normie masses on crypto, then may as well join them in pillaging and raping world economies. No one truly knows what these guys want with crypto (their end game) But may as well participate in this cycle if you have spare capital... Yes, the New World Agenda is quite real... Risk it for the biscuit now while you guys can... Until the day comes where they have crypto completely by the balls on full lock (as they already do now with the world fiat currency system...) As the folks across the pond in the British SAS say: "Who Dares Wins, Nigga." :yes:

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BRO HOW DID U KNOW????!!! SPILL THE SAUCE
 
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BRO HOW DID U KNOW????!!! SPILL THE SAUCE
I'm an amateur in the crypto space, just basically normie TA I've been doing...
Very Basic Noob Normie Technical Analysis (TA)

Keeping simple stupid goes a long way...

I mainly focus on the following indicators: monthly RSI, Fibonacci shitposting, Global G2 Money Supply, etc.

Basically, if enough indicators line up with certain trends, that’s usually good enough for me to know what to expect.
If it’s just one on its own, I throw the theory out.

Once again I'm an amateur in crypto, a brokie working his way up to X-brokie status.

Consult @PsychoDsk and @Seth Walsh for the true sauce — i.e., if they decide to drop a reply whenever it suits them.
They're moneymaxxed to the tits. :yes:

Cheers!
Here's a quick rundown of how I came to this conclusion (reply from before) ^

PsychoDsk and Seth Walsh are the real dudes on here that have the sauce

I'm learning though on my own... But yeah glad to see my theories are proving themselves right in real time... I could be onto something...
Lmk if you wanna know more of my other predictions...
 
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are fags still talking about crypto hahahahhh biggest jew bullshit scheme ever ur actually better off sports betting
Dumb retard you are. It goes in cycles. It started at 1cent and now it's 100k. You are just many that are triggered by not getting in early.
 
Interesting, i bought bitcoin at 40k around last year and regret selling. Whats ur reasoning it will go to the moon?
It follows a pattern. It has, so far, gone highest the year after the halving.
 
I'm an amateur in the crypto space, just basically normie TA I've been doing...

Here's a quick rundown of how I came to this conclusion (reply from before) ^

PsychoDsk and Seth Walsh are the real dudes on here that have the sauce

I'm learning though on my own... But yeah glad to see my theories are proving themselves right in real time... I could be onto something...
Lmk if you wanna know more of my other predictions...
coach me big bro
 

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