BULK is LAW: Why you should NEVER TWINK MAX as a STRAIGHT MAN [rant by drunk me]

[karmacita901]

'Want a slimmer waist? Get bigger arms.' - Kali Muscle​

Spoiler: the goat

Even he gets more bitches than your average twink.

Okay, just like the human body, 70 percent of this thread is going to be water, but some of you bum ass s are CLEARLY thirsty so drunk me is about to pop off . I will be walking down the top 3 reasons why twink maxxing is DUMB as fuck and why you need to GAIN SOME FUCKING WEIGHT right now. Unless you are a literal homo, becoming a skinny useless fuck will only cause you heartache.

The only exceptions to reason #1 is if you are HTN+, popular athlete, and/or a drug dealer, because those people have default social capital. I am making the assumption that your average org user is not any of those .

Reason #1: You will be unable to assert yourself in any capacity and will quickly become bitch whipped if you can even make it into a relationship

Unless you are looking for an oofy doofy ass relationship where she only stays with you because she knows she can easily control your ass, slimming down is a terrible idea . As we all know, being able to assert yourself and speak your mind are the defining features of a high t mentality. They don't call low BMI 'victim weight' for no reason, when you are skinny so many people will constantly disrespect you in various ways and you will be mostly unable to do anything about it . And unlike a typical woman (or gay dude in some places), you'll have no default social capital to fall back on. You will always be anxious about high t ethnics taking your girl, especially when they approach her while the two of you are out together (BRUTAL ).

Your only social 'value' will be how much opportunistic dickheads can take advantage of you for. If you stop giving them free shit (etc. rides, alc, a punching bag), they will abandon you. Your word will carry no weight, and as such you will quickly become low t . If you are only ever checking other men by non-physical means (or overly dangerous ones like guns or mace) people will eventually regard you as a pussy and from there you will constantly lose aura .

When I was ugly asf, everyone made fun of me. Other ugly dudes, short dudes, fat dudes, broke dudes, even retards . The only people who didn't? Weak dudes (and hot people who had no inclination to ever punch down). Imagine literal subhumans being able to get licks in on you in social settings . That is your future if you twink max.

Reason #2: In general, male fat distribution is awful

Spoiler: DUMBASS

Very few men are able to achieve a good looking build at low BMI because the last fat to go away is usually in the worst places (stomach, face). If you don't have a solid base of lean mass to support a strength training regimen during your calorie deficit, attempting to reach a low bodyfat percentage will likely land you in skinnyfat hell because your frame has no support. It becomes significantly easier to achieve a low bodyfat percentage the more lean mass you possess . When I was a skinny fuck (65 kg) my WHR never once got under 0.83. Now after gaining 15 kg (8 kg lean mass), my WHR has already gone down to 0.81, and after gaining 8 more I will definitely be able to get the ratio under 0.75 after cutting .

Imagine trying to look dainty and cutesy and instead looking like a bloated froglet fuck with no arms, no legs, no ass and no hips . That is your future if you twink max, because fat in those areas will go first leaving only muscle. And if you got none there its wraps

Reason #3: There is no scenario where your SMV increases more by twink maxxing versus getting lean and built

I mean yeah, if you're a fat fuck you should lose weight. But aiming for a low bodyfat percentage instead of a low BMI will ensure you are not twink maxxing when you cut. Remember what I said earlier, even fat people get disrespected less than twinks . Skinny people usually age poorly (albeit not as badly as fat people) because they have underdeveloped joints and there is no firm muscle holding up their soft tissue . Since it becomes harder to put on lean mass the older you get due to lower mobility and higher injury risk, its best not to put yourself behind the curve .

Yes, even if you're like me and you desire a more feminine aesthetic, no woman will ever look at you and say 'he would be so much hotter with less muscle' unless you have an ogre build that is out of proportion to your skeleton size . And in that case you are already a roidhead and this thread doesn't apply to you . Well toned muscles are an attraction boosting accessory for literally every body type, go look up liztess on insta if you don't believe me . All those femboys you see online that have tons of women simping for them in the comments are either gay or excessively frauding (and thus unable to run that strat to actually pursue women). Their build inspires nobody in real life .

There is no 'niche' for weak uninspiring little bitch boys. Have you ever met a femboy in person that was drowning in pussy? I have, and his bicep was at least 36 cm. It was then that I knew bulk was law .

Spoiler: GET THE BAG

Over if this isn't in your cabinet right now.

Imagine being unable to accomplish anything and getting no bitches. That may be your present day reality, but it will certainly be your future if you twink max. Lift weights you fucking pussy ​

 

[Bryce]

Jfl if you think this living ape pulls more than your average white twinkmaxxed HTN

 

[pope]

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Jfl if you think this living ape pulls more than your average white twinkmaxxed HTN

He did gay porn

 

[karmacita901]

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Jfl if you think this living ape pulls more than your average white twinkmaxxed HTN

He definitely outcompetes the average white MTN twink tho, and a properly built HTN mogs both.

 

[takethewhitepill]

yoked > runner type physique > mass monster > skinny > fat

blacks have different appeal though so if you think him being a mass monster makes it optimal you have misunderstood what your appeal is, even if you are black you aren't tyrone. your appeal is as a boyfriend or husband, or as someone to have a low stakes good time with that you feel is trustworthy. black men arent going to have this appeal and tyrones take advantage of this by leaning into the abusive boyfriend archetype and having sex with girls who have issues while they are useful, not good for ons fwb or ltr though

 

[karmacita901]

im clearly aware he doesn't have the optimal build for slaying, i just used him as the quote for the thread

yoked > runner type physique > mass monster > skinny > fat

blacks have different appeal though so if you think him being a mass monster makes it optimal you have misunderstood what your appeal is, even if you are black you aren't tyrone. your appeal is as a boyfriend or husband, or as someone to have a low stakes good time with that you feel is trustworthy. black men arent going to have this appeal and tyrones take advantage of this by leaning into the abusive boyfriend archetype and having sex with girls who have issues while they are useful, not good for ons fwb or ltr though

 

[takethewhitepill]

im clearly aware he doesn't have the optimal build for slaying, i just used him as the quote for the thread

alr ill actually read your thread

 

[karmacita901]

tagging twink haters

@RealFunkyFlamingo
@User28823
@Geoff2024
@benchmaxxer
@BigBallsLarry

 

[mulattocel]

This is only legit if you’re tall

Under 5’10” you just end up looking like a Lego man

 

[Geoff2024]

tagging twink haters

@RealFunkyFlamingo
@User28823
@Geoff2024
@benchmaxxer
@BigBallsLarry

I might have bulked 2 kilos recently and am almost 80 kilos at 178 cm

 

[takethewhitepill]

'Want a slimmer waist? Get bigger arms.' - Kali Muscle​

Spoiler: the goat

View attachment 4110590
Even he gets more bitches than your average twink.

Okay, just like the human body, 70 percent of this thread is going to be water, but some of you bum ass s are CLEARLY thirsty so drunk me is about to pop off . I will be walking down the top 3 reasons why twink maxxing is DUMB as fuck and why you need to GAIN SOME FUCKING WEIGHT right now. Unless you are a literal homo, becoming a skinny useless fuck will only cause you heartache.

The only exceptions to reason #1 is if you are HTN+, popular athlete, and/or a drug dealer, because those people have default social capital. I am making the assumption that your average org user is not any of those .

my experience may be different from yours i suppose but ill try to limit anecdotes, I am HTN+ and while not a school athlete I trained martial arts and people knew this and it was pretty cool, we didnt really have the popular athlete archetype like in the US but I was fit and pretty well liked in hs. now im in the real world unless you mean an olympic athlete this doesnt really exist but fame is cope.

Reason #1: You will be unable to assert yourself in any capacity and will quickly become bitch whipped if you can even make it into a relationship

Unless you are looking for an oofy doofy ass relationship where she only stays with you because she knows she can easily control your ass, slimming down is a terrible idea . As we all know, being able to assert yourself and speak your mind are the defining features of a high t mentality. They don't call low BMI 'victim weight' for no reason, when you are skinny so many people will constantly disrespect you in various ways and you will be mostly unable to do anything about it . And unlike a typical woman (or gay dude in some places), you'll have no default social capital to fall back on. You will always be anxious about high t ethnics taking your girl, especially when they approach her while the two of you are out together (BRUTAL ).

Go to a martial arts gym and spar a girl. You don't even understand just how much stronger a man is than a woman, even the twinkiest guy will overpower his gf, physicality doesnt determine whether she can control you or anything. You never need to take disrespect because you can just leave? If it isnt your wife or family I don't understand why you are acting like you have to sit there and be made fun of. I know that I can do something about it personally but I don't because I don't really give a shit. worrying about your girl like that is cuck shit because if you trust her no reason to worry if you don't either you are a retard picking wrong girls or more likely you knew she was a hoe and just wanted to root so it doesnt matter if she entertains other guys

Your only social 'value' will be how much opportunistic dickheads can take advantage of you for. If you stop giving them free shit (etc. rides, alc, a punching bag), they will abandon you. Your word will carry no weight, and as such you will quickly become low t . If you are only ever checking other men by non-physical means (or overly dangerous ones like guns or mace) people will eventually regard you as a pussy and from there you will constantly lose aura .

if you think the only reason people would like you is because they fear you you have been dark triadmaxxing too hard and need to stop the edgy shit or grow tf up. I don't do shit for anyone unless I know we are close and do things for each other which is just a few of my friends i have known over a decade. 'aura' doesnt fucking matter anyway, just focus on being able to provide for your family in the future.

When I was ugly asf, everyone made fun of me. Other ugly dudes, short dudes, fat dudes, broke dudes, even retards. The only people who didn't? Weak dudes (and hot people who had no inclination to ever punch down). Imagine literal subhumans being able to get licks in on you in social settings . That is your future if you twink max.

not my experience

Reason #2: In general, male fat distribution is awful

Spoiler: DUMBASS

View attachment 4110620

Very few men are able to achieve a good looking build at low BMI because the last fat to go away is usually in the worst places (stomach, face). If you don't have a solid base of lean mass to support a strength training regimen during your calorie deficit, attempting to reach a low bodyfat percentage will likely land you in skinnyfat hell because your frame has no support. It becomes significantly easier to achieve a low bodyfat percentage the more lean mass you possess . When I was a skinny fuck (65 kg) my WHR never once got under 0.83. Now after gaining 15 kg (8 kg lean mass), my WHR has already gone down to 0.81, and after gaining 8 more I will definitely be able to get the ratio under 0.75 after cutting .

you dont need caloric deficit you need to just recomp all your fat into muscle, fat is stored energy so use it lol

Imagine trying to look dainty and cutesy and instead looking like a bloated froglet fuck with no arms, no legs, no ass and no hips . That is your future if you twink max, because fat in those areas will go first leaving only muscle. And if you got none there its wraps

why not any muscle

Reason #3: There is no scenario where your SMV increases more by twink maxxing versus getting lean and built

I mean yeah, if you're a fat fuck you should lose weight. But aiming for a low bodyfat percentage instead of a low BMI will ensure you are not twink maxxing when you cut. Remember what I said earlier, even fat people get disrespected less than twinks . Skinny people usually age poorly (albeit not as badly as fat people) because they have underdeveloped joints and there is no firm muscle holding up their soft tissue . Since it becomes harder to put on lean mass the older you get due to lower mobility and higher injury risk, its best not to put yourself behind the curve .

agree

Yes, even if you're like me and you desire a more feminine aesthetic, no woman will ever look at you and say 'he would be so much hotter with less muscle' unless you have an ogre build that is out of proportion to your skeleton size . And in that case you are already a roidhead and this thread doesn't apply to you . Well toned muscles are an attraction boosting accessory for literally every body type, go look up liztess on insta if you don't believe me . All those femboys you see online that have tons of women simping for them in the comments are either gay or excessively frauding (and thus unable to run that strat to actually pursue women). Their build inspires nobody in real life .

There is no 'niche' for weak uninspiring little bitch boys. Have you ever met a femboy in person that was drowning in pussy? I have, and his bicep was at least 36 cm. It was then that I knew bulk was law .

Spoiler: GET THE BAG

View attachment 4110713
Over if this isn't in your cabinet right now.

Imagine being unable to accomplish anything and getting no bitches. That may be your present day reality, but it will certainly be your future if you twink max. Lift weights you fucking pussy ​

this thread is kind of all over the place, you are making good points against having no muscle on you at all but that doesnt mean you should try to become a hulking mass monster or anything

 

[karmacita901]

if you think the only reason people would like you is because they fear you you have been dark triadmaxxing too hard and need to stop the edgy shit or grow tf up. I don't do shit for anyone unless I know we are close and do things for each other which is just a few of my friends i have known over a decade. 'aura' doesnt fucking matter anyway, just focus on being able to provide for your family in the future.

literally not what i said, i'm implying that if you bulk then random people will stop disrespecting you because it's implied you can do something about it. people won't like you because they fear you, they'll like you because you are able to talk and act authentically.

thanks for reading my shit

 

[mogtivism]

Water. To avoid skinnyfat you must anyways cut all the way down first before you bulk. Nobody’s trying to stay a 130lb twig, but for some getting to 130lbs before they switch to a bulk can be a game changer

 

[benchmaxxer]

'Want a slimmer waist? Get bigger arms.' - Kali Muscle​

Spoiler: the goat

View attachment 4110590
Even he gets more bitches than your average twink.

Okay, just like the human body, 70 percent of this thread is going to be water, but some of you bum ass s are CLEARLY thirsty so drunk me is about to pop off . I will be walking down the top 3 reasons why twink maxxing is DUMB as fuck and why you need to GAIN SOME FUCKING WEIGHT right now. Unless you are a literal homo, becoming a skinny useless fuck will only cause you heartache.

The only exceptions to reason #1 is if you are HTN+, popular athlete, and/or a drug dealer, because those people have default social capital. I am making the assumption that your average org user is not any of those .

Reason #1: You will be unable to assert yourself in any capacity and will quickly become bitch whipped if you can even make it into a relationship

Unless you are looking for an oofy doofy ass relationship where she only stays with you because she knows she can easily control your ass, slimming down is a terrible idea . As we all know, being able to assert yourself and speak your mind are the defining features of a high t mentality. They don't call low BMI 'victim weight' for no reason, when you are skinny so many people will constantly disrespect you in various ways and you will be mostly unable to do anything about it . And unlike a typical woman (or gay dude in some places), you'll have no default social capital to fall back on. You will always be anxious about high t ethnics taking your girl, especially when they approach her while the two of you are out together (BRUTAL ).

Your only social 'value' will be how much opportunistic dickheads can take advantage of you for. If you stop giving them free shit (etc. rides, alc, a punching bag), they will abandon you. Your word will carry no weight, and as such you will quickly become low t . If you are only ever checking other men by non-physical means (or overly dangerous ones like guns or mace) people will eventually regard you as a pussy and from there you will constantly lose aura .

When I was ugly asf, everyone made fun of me. Other ugly dudes, short dudes, fat dudes, broke dudes, even retards. The only people who didn't? Weak dudes (and hot people who had no inclination to ever punch down). Imagine literal subhumans being able to get licks in on you in social settings . That is your future if you twink max.

Reason #2: In general, male fat distribution is awful

Spoiler: DUMBASS

View attachment 4110620

Very few men are able to achieve a good looking build at low BMI because the last fat to go away is usually in the worst places (stomach, face). If you don't have a solid base of lean mass to support a strength training regimen during your calorie deficit, attempting to reach a low bodyfat percentage will likely land you in skinnyfat hell because your frame has no support. It becomes significantly easier to achieve a low bodyfat percentage the more lean mass you possess . When I was a skinny fuck (65 kg) my WHR never once got under 0.83. Now after gaining 15 kg (8 kg lean mass), my WHR has already gone down to 0.81, and after gaining 8 more I will definitely be able to get the ratio under 0.75 after cutting .

Imagine trying to look dainty and cutesy and instead looking like a bloated froglet fuck with no arms, no legs, no ass and no hips . That is your future if you twink max, because fat in those areas will go first leaving only muscle. And if you got none there its wraps

Reason #3: There is no scenario where your SMV increases more by twink maxxing versus getting lean and built

I mean yeah, if you're a fat fuck you should lose weight. But aiming for a low bodyfat percentage instead of a low BMI will ensure you are not twink maxxing when you cut. Remember what I said earlier, even fat people get disrespected less than twinks . Skinny people usually age poorly (albeit not as badly as fat people) because they have underdeveloped joints and there is no firm muscle holding up their soft tissue . Since it becomes harder to put on lean mass the older you get due to lower mobility and higher injury risk, its best not to put yourself behind the curve .

Yes, even if you're like me and you desire a more feminine aesthetic, no woman will ever look at you and say 'he would be so much hotter with less muscle' unless you have an ogre build that is out of proportion to your skeleton size . And in that case you are already a roidhead and this thread doesn't apply to you . Well toned muscles are an attraction boosting accessory for literally every body type, go look up liztess on insta if you don't believe me . All those femboys you see online that have tons of women simping for them in the comments are either gay or excessively frauding (and thus unable to run that strat to actually pursue women). Their build inspires nobody in real life .

There is no 'niche' for weak uninspiring little bitch boys. Have you ever met a femboy in person that was drowning in pussy? I have, and his bicep was at least 36 cm. It was then that I knew bulk was law .

Spoiler: GET THE BAG

View attachment 4110713
Over if this isn't in your cabinet right now.

Imagine being unable to accomplish anything and getting no bitches. That may be your present day reality, but it will certainly be your future if you twink max. Lift weights you fucking pussy ​

not gonna lie when i was a bulkcel i was severely under my potential, but i wasn’t blackpilled and on this forum. I was just a gymmmaxxer. I went on a deficit and I ascended. Don’t think i will ever run a dirty bulk again . but that’s just me tho. If you are a skinny fuck then start eating

 

[karmacita901]

not gonna lie when i was a bulkcel i was severely under my potential, but i wasn’t blackpilled and on this forum. I was just a gymmmaxxer. I went on a deficit and I ascended. Don’t think i will ever run a dirty bulk again . but that’s just me tho. If you are a skinny fuck then start eating

A true dirty bulk is just retard shit, I get a body scan every month at the ymca to make sure i'm putting on more dry lean mass than fat mass every month. So far this year i'm doing pretty good and gaining a consistent 0.8-1.0 kg bodyweight per month.

Still probably gonna pin test in 2026 so i get extra gains before that surgery recovery takes me out the game for a minute

 

[Geoff2024]

A true dirty bulk is just retard shit, I get a body scan every month at the ymca to make sure i'm putting on more dry lean mass than fat mass every month. So far this year i'm doing pretty good and gaining a consistent 0.8-1.0 kg bodyweight per month.

Still probably gonna pin test in 2026 so i get extra gains before that surgery recovery takes me out the game for a minute

Well done brodie