Bullymaxxing HS edition (satire post)

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What is Bullying?
Bullying is an enjoyable hobby to continously pick on people lower than you, sounds cocky but it is a human trait. Just another form a displaying your human dominance. Humans have always enjoyed seeing some form of suffering.

Bullying is really fun, one of the most enjoyable things is to ragebait retards, like furries, trans, and twinks. But to unlock the Bullymaxxing feat, you have to be around the top of the food chain. be conventionally attractive. That might sound unfair, but I was bullied during my youth, he obviously had more status and better looks that me, and I didn't get why I was getting bullied until I actually ascended(grew up and got a brain). I looked back at it and I was a retarded ugly twink, and I would bully me too. I didn't appreciate being bullied then, but I can't blame them. Now our relations are neutral, we can talk normally and do things because our friend groups are close. and dont call me a pussy for not doing some revenge, cuz I always fought back

But bullying is just jestermaxxing
Personally for me, bullying isn't another form of jestermaxxing, because I don't do it to impress someone, that just comes with it. Because if you don't already have a dominant feat, like good looks, you're just gonna look like a raging manlet, and bullying won't be enjoyable, because you actually have to put effort into it that way, instead of doing it for the love of the game. Which is what we're chasing. (Exceptions are regular people at a party for example.)

But why don't you pick on someone your own size? Thats what you have to avoid, be bigger and better

Criteria:
  • Be attractive, preferably LHTN+
  • Being stronger than average is a must
  • Have a big friend group(not outcasts) to rely on
Who to bully?
You don't purposely bully regular people, although you can pick on them, if you are above them in any way. You bully retards, outcasts that don't fit into society, that obviously need help. For 2 reasons, they are retarded, and they are the perfect victims to ragebait and have control over without consequences

The art of bullying
There are so many ways to bully people, there is physical and psychological bullying but I am not gonna mention them. I'm gonna let y'all have fun with it.

Consequences of bullying
There are no consequences of bullying if you learn to get away with it, and how to balance it.
  • You have the option to bully long-term and short-term. Long term bullying requires a fine line, and you cannot go over that line, because it could suffer consequences like them telling a teacher, crashing out too much which ends up making a big scene and file a restraining order. And short-term bullying is self explanatory, rotate between victims and pull some big shit, once in a while.
How to avoid consequences?
  • Rely on a big friend group, people are most likely to pick on you back you are backed by many, and teachers won't make a big deal out of it, if they suddenly know that many are included
  • MUST-HAVE a white friend or friends, if you're not already white ++if they are rich and have status(teachers are less likely to make a case out of it). If you're brown or black, you can function as a sidekick and don't be a ghetto nigger, chase that frat boy-look or casual if ur black or something (source? life experiences)
  • and avoid cameras, go to like bathrooms and less crowded areas, have a good reputation with teachers and other students, having good grades ++makes u seem like a good potential not a waste.
  • don't value impressing anyone, best bet is to bully more secluded

what else
There is obv other things, like how to be popular which helps but we all know that
Conclusion
Bullying is fun, think of it as a hobby. its a joke post dont take it seriously:lul: and lmk if i missed something
 
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What is Bullying?
Bullying is an enjoyable hobby to continously pick on people lower than you, sounds cocky but it is a human trait. Just another form a displaying your human dominance. Humans have always enjoyed seeing some form of suffering.

Bullying is really fun, one of the most enjoyable things is to ragebait retards, like furries, trans, and twinks. But to unlock the Bullymaxxing feat, you have to be around the top of the food chain. be conventionally attractive. That might sound unfair, but I was bullied during my youth, he obviously had more status and better looks that me, and I didn't get why I was getting bullied until I actually ascended(grew up and got a brain). I looked back at it and I was a retarded ugly twink, and I would bully me too. I didn't appreciate being bullied then, but I can't blame them. Now our relations are neutral, we can talk normally and do things because our friend groups are close. and dont call me a pussy for not doing some revenge, cuz I always fought back

But bullying is just jestermaxxing
Personally for me, bullying isn't another form of jestermaxxing, because I don't do it to impress someone, that just comes with it. Because if you don't already have a dominant feat, like good looks, you're just gonna look like a raging manlet, and bullying won't be enjoyable, because you actually have to put effort into it that way, instead of doing it for the love of the game. Which is what we're chasing. (Exceptions are regular people at a party for example.)

But why don't you pick on someone your own size? Thats what you have to avoid, be bigger and better

Criteria:
  • Be attractive, preferably LHTN+
  • Being stronger than average is a must
  • Have a big friend group(not outcasts) to rely on
Who to bully?
You don't purposely bully regular people, although you can pick on them, if you are above them in any way. You bully retards, outcasts that don't fit into society, that obviously need help. For 2 reasons, they are retarded, and they are the perfect victims to ragebait and have control over without consequences

The art of bullying
There are so many ways to bully people, there is physical and psychological bullying but I am not gonna mention them. I'm gonna let y'all have fun with it.

Consequences of bullying
There are no consequences of bullying if you learn to get away with it, and how to balance it.
  • You have the option to bully long-term and short-term. Long term bullying requires a fine line, and you cannot go over that line, because it could suffer consequences like them telling a teacher, crashing out too much which ends up making a big scene and file a restraining order. And short-term bullying is self explanatory, rotate between victims and pull some big shit, once in a while.
How to avoid consequences?
  • Rely on a big friend group, people are most likely to pick on you back you are backed by many, and teachers won't make a big deal out of it, if they suddenly know that many are included
  • MUST-HAVE a white friend or friends, if you're not already white ++if they are rich and have status(teachers are less likely to make a case out of it). If you're brown or black, you can function as a sidekick and don't be a ghetto nigger, chase that frat boy-look or casual if ur black or something (source? life experiences)
  • and avoid cameras, go to like bathrooms and less crowded areas, have a good reputation with teachers and other students, having good grades ++makes u seem like a good potential not a waste.
  • don't value impressing anyone, best bet is to bully more secluded

what else
There is obv other things, like how to be popular which helps but we all know that
Conclusion
Bullying is fun, think of it as a hobby. its a joke post dont take it seriously:lul: and lmk if i missed something
this that corny shit
i appreciate the effort you put into this tho
 
What is Bullying?
Bullying is an enjoyable hobby to continously pick on people lower than you, sounds cocky but it is a human trait. Just another form a displaying your human dominance. Humans have always enjoyed seeing some form of suffering.

Bullying is really fun, one of the most enjoyable things is to ragebait retards, like furries, trans, and twinks. But to unlock the Bullymaxxing feat, you have to be around the top of the food chain. be conventionally attractive. That might sound unfair, but I was bullied during my youth, he obviously had more status and better looks that me, and I didn't get why I was getting bullied until I actually ascended(grew up and got a brain). I looked back at it and I was a retarded ugly twink, and I would bully me too. I didn't appreciate being bullied then, but I can't blame them. Now our relations are neutral, we can talk normally and do things because our friend groups are close. and dont call me a pussy for not doing some revenge, cuz I always fought back

But bullying is just jestermaxxing
Personally for me, bullying isn't another form of jestermaxxing, because I don't do it to impress someone, that just comes with it. Because if you don't already have a dominant feat, like good looks, you're just gonna look like a raging manlet, and bullying won't be enjoyable, because you actually have to put effort into it that way, instead of doing it for the love of the game. Which is what we're chasing. (Exceptions are regular people at a party for example.)

But why don't you pick on someone your own size? Thats what you have to avoid, be bigger and better

Criteria:
  • Be attractive, preferably LHTN+
  • Being stronger than average is a must
  • Have a big friend group(not outcasts) to rely on
Who to bully?
You don't purposely bully regular people, although you can pick on them, if you are above them in any way. You bully retards, outcasts that don't fit into society, that obviously need help. For 2 reasons, they are retarded, and they are the perfect victims to ragebait and have control over without consequences

The art of bullying
There are so many ways to bully people, there is physical and psychological bullying but I am not gonna mention them. I'm gonna let y'all have fun with it.

Consequences of bullying
There are no consequences of bullying if you learn to get away with it, and how to balance it.
  • You have the option to bully long-term and short-term. Long term bullying requires a fine line, and you cannot go over that line, because it could suffer consequences like them telling a teacher, crashing out too much which ends up making a big scene and file a restraining order. And short-term bullying is self explanatory, rotate between victims and pull some big shit, once in a while.
How to avoid consequences?
  • Rely on a big friend group, people are most likely to pick on you back you are backed by many, and teachers won't make a big deal out of it, if they suddenly know that many are included
  • MUST-HAVE a white friend or friends, if you're not already white ++if they are rich and have status(teachers are less likely to make a case out of it). If you're brown or black, you can function as a sidekick and don't be a ghetto nigger, chase that frat boy-look or casual if ur black or something (source? life experiences)
  • and avoid cameras, go to like bathrooms and less crowded areas, have a good reputation with teachers and other students, having good grades ++makes u seem like a good potential not a waste.
  • don't value impressing anyone, best bet is to bully more secluded

what else
There is obv other things, like how to be popular which helps but we all know that
Conclusion
Bullying is fun, think of it as a hobby. its a joke post dont take it seriously:lul: and lmk if i missed something
Nigga made a whole guide on how to bully someone😂 shit needs to be on the news jfl
 
If you need a guide to know how to bully someone it's over. The social hierarchy is self evident, trying to be somebody you're not will only hurt yourself (ik this is satire but still)
 
If you need a guide to know how to bully someone it's over. The social hierarchy is self evident, trying to be somebody you're not will only hurt yourself (ik this is satire but still)
true all of this should pretty much come natural
 
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