Butter is Unironically the Best Thing You Can Put in Your Hair

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Butter is Unironically the Best Thing You Can Put in Your Hair and the Afar people of Eritrea have been doing this for centuries

Before everyone starts screaming greaseball, there’s actually some real reasons behind it.

1. Pure fat

Hair dryness is basically your hair shaft lacking lipids. Butter is almost pure fat, which means it coats the hair cuticle and seals moisture. This is why half the conditioners marketed to you are just different forms of oils and fats.

2. Fat soluble vitamins

Butter contains fat-soluble vitamins like A, D, E, and K. Vitamin E in particular is often used in hair products because it helps with scalp health and can reduce dryness. I AINT RUBBING SEED OILS ON MY SCALP


3. Cheap and everywhere

Hair masks and moisturizer can cost ridiculous amounts for something that’s basically oils and fats. Butter is like a couple bucks and does a better job.

4. Frizz control

Because it’s heavy, it helps weigh down frizz. Obviously you can’t use a ton or you’ll look like you dunked your head in a frying pan😂.


Curious if anyone else here has tried it or if I’m the only guy rubbing dairy products on his hair.

I came up with this because my gf forced me to wash my afro Caribbean hair after one month of no wash which completely raped it and the butter just fixed it in 3 minutes which surprised me a lot, i wish i knew this earlier.
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now you have to deal with buttered hair all day
 
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drench ur face in butter too to get those vitamins while ur at it
 
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I came up with this because my gf forced me to wash my afro Caribbean hair after one month of no wash which completely raped it and the butter just fixed it in 3 minutes which surprised me a lot, i wish i knew this earlier.
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Straighten it
you would look good w/ it
 
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Maybe shea butter idk bout allat
 
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it makes sense but would it work the same for every single hair type?
 
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i’m not putting this in my hair son
 
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Butter is Unironically the Best Thing You Can Put in Your Hair and the Afar people of Eritrea have been doing this for centuries

Before everyone starts screaming greaseball, there’s actually some real reasons behind it.

1. Pure fat

Hair dryness is basically your hair shaft lacking lipids. Butter is almost pure fat, which means it coats the hair cuticle and seals moisture. This is why half the conditioners marketed to you are just different forms of oils and fats.

2. Fat soluble vitamins

Butter contains fat-soluble vitamins like A, D, E, and K. Vitamin E in particular is often used in hair products because it helps with scalp health and can reduce dryness. I AINT RUBBING SEED OILS ON MY SCALP


3. Cheap and everywhere

Hair masks and moisturizer can cost ridiculous amounts for something that’s basically oils and fats. Butter is like a couple bucks and does a better job.

4. Frizz control

Because it’s heavy, it helps weigh down frizz. Obviously you can’t use a ton or you’ll look like you dunked your head in a frying pan😂.


Curious if anyone else here has tried it or if I’m the only guy rubbing dairy products on his hair.

I came up with this because my gf forced me to wash my afro Caribbean hair after one month of no wash which completely raped it and the butter just fixed it in 3 minutes which surprised me a lot, i wish i knew this earlier.
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You have a girlfriend get the fuck out of here
 
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Butter is Unironically the Best Thing You Can Put in Your Hair and the Afar people of Eritrea have been doing this for centuries

Before everyone starts screaming greaseball, there’s actually some real reasons behind it.

1. Pure fat

Hair dryness is basically your hair shaft lacking lipids. Butter is almost pure fat, which means it coats the hair cuticle and seals moisture. This is why half the conditioners marketed to you are just different forms of oils and fats.

2. Fat soluble vitamins

Butter contains fat-soluble vitamins like A, D, E, and K. Vitamin E in particular is often used in hair products because it helps with scalp health and can reduce dryness. I AINT RUBBING SEED OILS ON MY SCALP


3. Cheap and everywhere

Hair masks and moisturizer can cost ridiculous amounts for something that’s basically oils and fats. Butter is like a couple bucks and does a better job.

4. Frizz control

Because it’s heavy, it helps weigh down frizz. Obviously you can’t use a ton or you’ll look like you dunked your head in a frying pan😂.


Curious if anyone else here has tried it or if I’m the only guy rubbing dairy products on his hair.

I came up with this because my gf forced me to wash my afro Caribbean hair after one month of no wash which completely raped it and the butter just fixed it in 3 minutes which surprised me a lot, i wish i knew this earlier.
😂JFLLView attachment 4748231View attachment 4748233
best thing? you ever heard of finasteride?
btw straighten your hair just a little bit it'll look really good
 
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it makes sense but would it work the same for every single hair type?
No, i don’t think its a good idea if you have oily hair
 
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best thing? you ever heard of finasteride?
btw straighten your hair just a little bit it'll look really good
Its not for the same purpose though, butter wont save u from the norwood reaper😂😂😂
 
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What’s best hair length
 
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Butter is Unironically the Best Thing You Can Put in Your Hair and the Afar people of Eritrea have been doing this for centuries

Before everyone starts screaming greaseball, there’s actually some real reasons behind it.

1. Pure fat

Hair dryness is basically your hair shaft lacking lipids. Butter is almost pure fat, which means it coats the hair cuticle and seals moisture. This is why half the conditioners marketed to you are just different forms of oils and fats.

2. Fat soluble vitamins

Butter contains fat-soluble vitamins like A, D, E, and K. Vitamin E in particular is often used in hair products because it helps with scalp health and can reduce dryness. I AINT RUBBING SEED OILS ON MY SCALP


3. Cheap and everywhere

Hair masks and moisturizer can cost ridiculous amounts for something that’s basically oils and fats. Butter is like a couple bucks and does a better job.

4. Frizz control

Because it’s heavy, it helps weigh down frizz. Obviously you can’t use a ton or you’ll look like you dunked your head in a frying pan😂.


Curious if anyone else here has tried it or if I’m the only guy rubbing dairy products on his hair.

I came up with this because my gf forced me to wash my afro Caribbean hair after one month of no wash which completely raped it and the butter just fixed it in 3 minutes which surprised me a lot, i wish i knew this earlier.
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Iqlet
 
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Maybe shea butter idk bout allat
Why do you have a pic of your hand as your avi? did you find some way to make them bigger?
 
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Butter is Unironically the Best Thing You Can Put in Your Hair and the Afar people of Eritrea have been doing this for centuries

Before everyone starts screaming greaseball, there’s actually some real reasons behind it.

1. Pure fat

Hair dryness is basically your hair shaft lacking lipids. Butter is almost pure fat, which means it coats the hair cuticle and seals moisture. This is why half the conditioners marketed to you are just different forms of oils and fats.

2. Fat soluble vitamins

Butter contains fat-soluble vitamins like A, D, E, and K. Vitamin E in particular is often used in hair products because it helps with scalp health and can reduce dryness. I AINT RUBBING SEED OILS ON MY SCALP


3. Cheap and everywhere

Hair masks and moisturizer can cost ridiculous amounts for something that’s basically oils and fats. Butter is like a couple bucks and does a better job.

4. Frizz control

Because it’s heavy, it helps weigh down frizz. Obviously you can’t use a ton or you’ll look like you dunked your head in a frying pan😂.


Curious if anyone else here has tried it or if I’m the only guy rubbing dairy products on his hair.

I came up with this because my gf forced me to wash my afro Caribbean hair after one month of no wash which completely raped it and the butter just fixed it in 3 minutes which surprised me a lot, i wish i knew this earlier.
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Put shea butter idk man you’re just gonna get Lice
 
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Why do you have a pic of your hand as your avi? did you find some way to make them bigger?
It was hand bloat from hgh, maybe carpel tunnel too. I put it as that in hopes ppl will take me somewhat serious as a gray but I’ll change it later
 
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It was hand bloat from hgh, maybe carpel tunnel too. I put it as that in hopes ppl will take me somewhat serious as a gray but I’ll change it later
did you hand get blown up only using HGH or are you also using test? I am trying to find a way to get people gorilla hands. I've had some luck with injecting test susp in that area.
 
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You ca unironically stfu
 
did you hand get blown up only using HGH or are you also using test? I am trying to find a way to get people gorilla hands. I've had some luck with injecting test susp in that area.
Just hgh but with test would prob make them explode jfl
 
I'm not falling for this there's no fucking way
 
I'm not falling for this there's no fucking way
Plant oils and laboratory made chemicals :yes:
Natural animal fats (which you are made of and already produce, including in the scalp):no:
 
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Plant oils and laboratory made chemicals :yes:
Natural animal fats (which you are made of and already produce, including in the scalp):no:
I don't use anything in my hair, I just wash it with water. But this kind of thinking is so overly reductionistic because there are many times in history where synthetic, plant-based, and animal products have been found to be unsafe for humans. You gotta treat shit on a chemical by chemical basis, don't limit yourself to one origin in belief that it's always the right/safe choice.
 

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