kingedward
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I went clubbing last weekend, IT WAS INSANE.
Me and my friend went clubmaxxing he’s 6’4 lean is law med coloured (black hair green eyes) borderline chadlite.
Here are some CAGE moments:
1) I went up to the punching machine as I always do and there was a gang of like 25 guys trying to beat the record I had previously set like 982 or something. I said let’s have a go and I smashed it and got in the high 960s and everyone was mirin like crazy and shook my hand etc etc.
2) As we was in the smoking area lighting a ciggy I noticed like 2-3 guys arm wrestling I went up and asked if I could have a go and he said sure but was like idk this guy could be jacked (I had a north face nuptse jacket) I took it off and had a black oversized t-shirt on and he went oh fuck sake and his friends laughed (I’m 6’7-8 with shoes and 270lbs and lean) I went up and had a go and destroyed him within like 2 seconds. His friends had a go and the same story it got to the point where they was trying to find someone big and strong enough to beat me
I started arm wrestling basically entire groups of guys and at the end I walked away with like 12-13/0 I beat them all and they was all beaten within like 4 seconds JFL. I even asked my friend and brutally beat him i was caging at his faliures.
3) Me and my friend went into the toilets to posemax and go topless in the mirror some guy came in who was pushing 30 and did the same I brutally mogged him but he was funny because he joined in. Someone came in and said I’m vain I said yeah I also switched tops at this point to a white vest to show my muscles even more to foids.
4) I met 2 old school “friends” in the smoking area and at first they didn’t remember me and they was shocked and said I looked different I said what’s different about me they said “youve grown your hair out and gotten taller” JFL I LITERALLY GAINED 30KG OF PURE DENSE MASS AND ASCENDED WDYM was kinda brutal I’ve only grown maybe 2-3 inches since school inside I was ragemaxxing they didn’t notice my perfect mandible SMH. I got one of their numbers tho .
5) I was dancing in the center to get the most looks and IOI from girls with my friend when I accidentally elbowed some Somali dude in the nose almost breaking it I low-key felt bad it was bleeding but he said it’s fine and I apologised
6) Me and my friend was dancing with some foids and getting off with them, he said record me doing it and I did and he sent the video to his EX
7) As my friend was meeting me in the smoking area a girl came up to him and said take a photo with my glasses and say I’m a chad while she recorded was CAGING when he told me.
Various other things happen like me and my friends arm kept getting groped in the club and smoking area one even asked me to pick her up like a backpack
Also a gay guy asked if I’m gay I said no and he said he would KHS now I was very weirded out and left the premises immediately.
Me and my friend went clubmaxxing he’s 6’4 lean is law med coloured (black hair green eyes) borderline chadlite.
Here are some CAGE moments:
1) I went up to the punching machine as I always do and there was a gang of like 25 guys trying to beat the record I had previously set like 982 or something. I said let’s have a go and I smashed it and got in the high 960s and everyone was mirin like crazy and shook my hand etc etc.
2) As we was in the smoking area lighting a ciggy I noticed like 2-3 guys arm wrestling I went up and asked if I could have a go and he said sure but was like idk this guy could be jacked (I had a north face nuptse jacket) I took it off and had a black oversized t-shirt on and he went oh fuck sake and his friends laughed (I’m 6’7-8 with shoes and 270lbs and lean) I went up and had a go and destroyed him within like 2 seconds. His friends had a go and the same story it got to the point where they was trying to find someone big and strong enough to beat me
I started arm wrestling basically entire groups of guys and at the end I walked away with like 12-13/0 I beat them all and they was all beaten within like 4 seconds JFL. I even asked my friend and brutally beat him i was caging at his faliures.3) Me and my friend went into the toilets to posemax and go topless in the mirror some guy came in who was pushing 30 and did the same I brutally mogged him but he was funny because he joined in. Someone came in and said I’m vain I said yeah I also switched tops at this point to a white vest to show my muscles even more to foids.
4) I met 2 old school “friends” in the smoking area and at first they didn’t remember me and they was shocked and said I looked different I said what’s different about me they said “youve grown your hair out and gotten taller” JFL I LITERALLY GAINED 30KG OF PURE DENSE MASS AND ASCENDED WDYM
was kinda brutal I’ve only grown maybe 2-3 inches since school inside I was ragemaxxing they didn’t notice my perfect mandible SMH. I got one of their numbers tho .5) I was dancing in the center to get the most looks and IOI from girls with my friend when I accidentally elbowed some Somali dude in the nose almost breaking it I low-key felt bad it was bleeding but he said it’s fine and I apologised
6) Me and my friend was dancing with some foids and getting off with them, he said record me doing it and I did and he sent the video to his EX
7) As my friend was meeting me in the smoking area a girl came up to him and said take a photo with my glasses and say I’m a chad while she recorded was CAGING when he told me.
Various other things happen like me and my friends arm kept getting groped in the club and smoking area one even asked me to pick her up like a backpack
Also a gay guy asked if I’m gay I said no and he said he would KHS now I was very weirded out and left the premises immediately.
