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Xangsane

Xangsane

Election day ruined by a ninja turtle
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My results:
1675905329291
1675905352991
1675905376416
1675905391756
1675905402930
 
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Ik I’m getting some liver failure type shit bc of all the condiments Latin food be having
 
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nice i did the whole test and it tells me to sign up to see my results, these niggers can fuck off
1675904843876
 
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OP sucks huge BBCs everyday.
 
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You can enter fake details
they will probably ask for a verification code that they send to either your email or phone, and i cba to make a throwaway protonmail account
 
they will probably ask for a verification code that they send to either your email or phone, and i cba to make a throwaway protonmail account
They didn't when I did it for my parents.
 
more to add to your database
 
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Do you not wear SPF often?
i usually do, the test is just made by some pajeet sitting in his basement so when you check white as your ethnicity it automatically goes to 30 for skin cancer
 
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Only 23. Suifuel
 
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i do everytime i go outside, the test is just made by some pajeet sitting in his basement so when you check white as your ethnicity it automatically goes to 30 for skin cancer
I checked "other".
 
Medical companies need to do stuff like this but include chemical tests and imaging as well and implement preventative care.
Genetic testing does this.
 
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I checked "other".
if you check white, check you have fair skin and moles, you can't get below 30 on the skin cancer section no matter what you answer on the other questions
 
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eat more fibre yeah seems legit
 
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if you check white, check you have fair skin and moles, you can't get below 30 on the skin cancer section no matter what you answer on the other questions
Oy vey, never leave your room or else the Sun will kill you
 
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Xangsane tell me when you graduate med school at this point you know more about me than my actual doctor
 
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Reminding me of my subhumanity brutal
 
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they had to add the "at birth" part because of the trannies
 
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if you check white, check you have fair skin and moles, you can't get below 30 on the skin cancer section no matter what you answer on the other questions
The only time when ethnic niggas dont wanna be white
 
You either die from cancer or heart disease. It's 50/50
 
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I got 17/100 because the retarded test thinks dairy and meat is cancerous
 
My height (6'1) must be putting my risk higher (17/100) because I answered favorably for nearly all of the questions.
 

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