Can a Christian explain this to me

[PersianGymMaxx]

How did the kangaroos on Noah’s ark hop back to Australia from the mountains of Ararat

 

[PersianGymMaxx]

Bump

 

[PersianGymMaxx]

Niggers defend ur religion and answer it

 

[Beastimmung]

Blud never heard about pangea

 

[Incelforeever]

God just put them there

 

[PersianGymMaxx]

Blud never heard about pangea

Pangea existed from approximately
325 to 175 million years ago
According to Biblical chronology, the events of Noah's Ark and the Great Flood occurred
around 2348 BCE

 

[Gargantuan]

Not a Christian, but I’ll tell you. The Ark was never a zoological story, and it was never meant to be taken literally.
It’s an allegory of a reset, of consciousness preserving its seed through a cataclysm.

The flood represents collapse, the dissolution of corrupted patterns. The Ark is coherence itself, carrying the memory of creation through the fall.
When the waters recede, life doesn’t repopulate through migration but through morphic resonance.
Each landmass holds its own field memory, so archetypes like kangaroos re-emerge where their frequency belongs.

Think of Mount Ararat as an axis of stability, the reactivation point of order after chaos.

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

I mean, one could argue that it was connected to the eurasian mainland not that long (~50k years) ago.
Still retarded if you really believe that shit tho.

(holy shit, this is the most retarded low iq thing i have ever said, why are you repping this? the most i would ever give this is a jfl.)

 

[redeemthecard]

Not a Christian, but I’ll tell you. The Ark was never a zoological story, and it was never meant to be taken literally.
It’s an allegory of a reset, of consciousness preserving its seed through a cataclysm.

The flood represents collapse, the dissolution of corrupted patterns. The Ark is coherence itself, carrying the memory of creation through the fall.
When the waters recede, life doesn’t repopulate through migration but through morphic resonance.
Each landmass holds its own field memory, so archetypes like kangaroos re-emerge where their frequency belongs.

Think of Mount Ararat as an axis of stability, the reactivation point of order after chaos.

might actually be dolph behind the keyboard

 

[PersianGymMaxx]

Not a Christian, but I’ll tell you. The Ark was never a zoological story, and it was never meant to be taken literally.
It’s an allegory of a reset, of consciousness preserving its seed through a cataclysm.

The flood represents collapse, the dissolution of corrupted patterns. The Ark is coherence itself, carrying the memory of creation through the fall.
When the waters recede, life doesn’t repopulate through migration but through morphic resonance.
Each landmass holds its own field memory, so archetypes like kangaroos re-emerge where their frequency belongs.

Think of Mount Ararat as an axis of stability, the reactivation point of order after chaos.

Bible doesn’t specify anywhere that it’s not a real story

 

[gigacumster3000]

lmao at "how did the kangaroos on Noah’s ark hop back to australia from the mountains of Ararat" like seriously? you think god would have chosen such a stupid species for his ark and then let them just wander around in the wrong continent?